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And here began my vague love for the Kono Corps. XD I've RP'd it more than I've actually written it, but it counts. X3
Title: Jobs
Challenge: In the real world
Bonuses: string instruments & autopsies
Characters: Moegi, Konohamaru, Udon
Note: AU.
"I'm not a whore, okay?" she answers defensively, shooting Udon and Konohamaru dirty looks. "It's dancing."
Udon looks away nervous as Konohamaru snorts doubtingly. "Yeah, with only some panties on. Lemme tell ya, they're all looking at how well you dance."
"Well, 'Maru, who gets paid the best outta us three? You, with your struggling-through-art-school-part-time-jobs-slash-guitar-playing-in-a-band? You, Udon, with that horrible job at that restaurant? Nuh-uh. Me, that's who," Moegi answers smugly, crossing her thin arms over her chest, sure that she's won.
The two men sigh, and exchange looks. "We're just afraid some doctor's going to end up running an autopsy to see how you've been murdered, Moegi."
She rolls her eyes at the pair and stands up, pushing her chair when she's done. "I can take of myself," she replies icily, and walks away.