Life, Liberty and Pursuit of a Duck
Summary: Fifty one-shots about a Duck and her Knight.
Disclaimer: Your mom owns Princess Tutu! Or not…
Doors
"Ahiru! If you slam that door one more time I'll--!"
Fighting is a natural part of the dating process. Everyone knows this. Any couple that doesn't fight is just weird. Or in trouble. But the idea that Ahiru and Fakir were having a fight was probably the strangest thing that anyone had ever witnessed. Lillie happened to be subject to this particular fight, since it was happening right outside of her own room. Pique had gone to the store to get some soda and the shouts of an angry Ahiru and Fakir stirred the young blonde from her desk.
She stuck her head out and was suddenly pushed back by Ahiru. She invaded the room and Fakir came storming down the hall after her.
"Don't you dare!" he yelled, almost reaching for the door when Ahiru slammed it in his face. He let out a loud yell and kicked the door.
"AHIRU!" he shouted, almost waking the entire dorm. Lillie stared at Ahiru's back as she kicked the door too.
"FAKIR!" she yelled mockingly.
"Woman! Open this door or I swear to the Monster Raven, I will break it down!" he yelled, though Lillie did not understand the reference. Ahiru growled and opened the door quickly.
"Why can't you just admit you were wrong?!"
"Me? Wrong?! I'm never wrong!" he yelled back, as she pushed him away from the door.
"You never want to say you were wrong but nooooo, that would mean that you actually don't know something for a change!" Ahiru said, walking back to the room.
"Woman, I am not wrong!" he said, and she slammed the door in his face again. He growled and pounded on the door with his fist.
"What is going on?" Lillie asked, but Ahiru wasn't even listening. She opened the door again and glared at him. Fakir was even angrier.
"Ahiru! If you slam that door one more time I'll--!" he yelled, but she slammed it before he could finish.
"Go away Fakir!" she shouted, and he yelled and cursed a few more times before he gave the door one last kick and sulked off to his own dorm. Ahiru growled and when she reached for a lamp to break, Lillie just sat her down, trying to calm her down.
Lovers tended to squabble and Lillie was not about to ask what this was about. All she could think of was how terrible the experience had been for her poor door.
- Poor door. My daddy once broke down my door to my room because he was really upset. Luckily that meant I got a new door! ^.^ Had the new door for a good five more years before I moved out of that house. Fakir and Ahiru are fun to write about. Pretty short but pretty awesome right? Thanks for reading!
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