Shadowclone076

I'm back! New Summary and profile pic that is my representation of Ichi with his hood on. Not a lot I can put on this AN so I will leave you with this; I don't EVER leave business unfinished, so after this arc, if you still don't like it, I won't stop you from flaming, by all means, go ahead. But if you do, say so and it will get another arc. This one is custom to lay the ground for future Cannon arcs.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto (but I do own the characters I created)

"Speech"

'Thought'

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"Ninja art, Cero!"

A blue beam flew from my palms; it was thinner to extend range. The guy didn't see it coming, but dodged anyways. He sent a couple acid water globs at me.

"Ninja art, Double Cero!"

Two mini Beams shot from my palms, but I aimed down to take off like Iron Man from Marvel. (Disclaimer: I do not own Marvel.) Once in the air, I aimed behind me to propel myself towards the guy while simultaneously dogging water blobs.

"Summoning!" I held my hand before my face and a puff of smoke appeared. I appeared from the smoke with a lightning blade similar to the Susano'o but small enough for me to handle. And I swung in a samurai style, only for him to duck and have his obedient following wave to be cut down. It returned and he once again looked like a water god.

"It's useless, I can see through all of your attacks, every breath you take, every move you make, I will find you."

"Can't you see yet? Guess that means it also takes an hour for his eye to become yours."

"Smart, but you only have 8 minutes left!"

As soon as I realized I was wasting time, I swung again, and water immediately went up to catch it, but Hideo didn't even flinch.

"Rip-off" was weakly shouted by Jin/Mac.

"How are you not being electrocuted?"

"Electricity prefers to be low, so I'm leading it down to another source." Evil smile and he forms hand sign's.

"Mizu Keimusho Jutsu!"

I was trapped before I could doge. I might have had a chance if I didn't stupidly cling to my sword.

Jin/Macs POV

I can't move, I feel so drained. Damn, Fuckin eye. That guy is gettin beat up cause I'm too weak, and why is he helping? Isn't he supposed to be evil? Or maybe his face is like that cause he was born that way, angry.

You know, he reminds me of that guy in my past life that always tries to claim the chief's achievements as his own. I don't know why, but he is familiar in a way.

I look up and see a Gaara moment where he swings his sword and the water protects him. I unconsciously shout the first thing that comes to mind, but can't even hear my own words. ('Hey, I got into the Naruto show cuz he wouldn't let me hav the TV in the apartment to watch the game. Wait; did I just call that emo that guy?')

I see him trapped in a blue orb of water and he is drowning. Fuck bein useless, I'm gonna kick some ass!

I jump up and look him in the eyes; you have no idea how hard just standing right now is. It's like trying to go through your day normally with a persistent hangover.

If this thing is gonna kill me, I might as well die doin something epic!

"Pimp Style: Giant bitch slap!"

The biggest hand made of rock rises from the ground and hits down, crushing the water user and dispelling the jutsu. I gave the justu my own name cus the old one sounded gay.

"Really? *Cough* that's what you name your jutsu?*Cough*." Says Ichi after falling to the ground.

"It's way fuckin better that Cero. Why'd you call it that anyway?"

"I felt I knew it from somewhere when I combined lightning and fire jutsu together.*Cough* A hollow blast. And for some reason I also think*Cough* about bleach, what's up with that?"

"OMFG! You're that guy that Fukken got me killed! I don't know if I should love you or hate you right now!"

"What? I got no idea what you're talking about!"

"And you never will!" Said a voice from the ground. A body rose up through the giant rock/mud hand and hovered over us supported by water.

"Your friend is out of time, say your last goodbyes!"

I felt myself completely drained and fell onto the ground.

Ichi's POV

I felt sorrow, more than I had when my parents died, more than I felt than my lonely childhood combined. I felt rage. I wanted to cleave a skull I two and watch the juices flow out with a shocked look on the corpse.

I was lucky I had a perfect candidate next to me. I re-summoned a sword except this time I chose the element of earth (Kekegenkai allows different elements, but only with the weapons, in total there are five that can be summoned) And swung, breaking through the dense water and hitting him in the face, but the water slowed it down so that it didn't break the skin.

"Impressive, but he is dead and the eye will only continue to feed on his remaining chakra."

"I'LL KILL YOU!"

(If any of you have seen DBZ, you know the attack). I swung my sword in a barrage of slashes, braking clean through with the iron (It's a Part of earth element) chakra infused sword and pulled my sword back fast to avoid it being damaged in the next attack. I immediately followed up with rapid one handed sign's and pushed my left palm in front of his face and shouted,

"EXPLOSIVE CERO!" I drained myself dry making a huge blast from my left palm, incinerating the ground below to few yards forward. The ground shook and the trees bent backwards from the gushing waves of wind, forcing a way out of the blasts path. My jacket was completely destroyed and tips bottoms of my ninja pants, earning me the look of a street fighter.

I dropped to the ground, feeling like I was gonna die too. But I know it was just chakra exhaustion.

"I'm…not…dead."

I looked in the direction of the voice. That shocked me more than the damage I was capable of causing, he was only a torso in a puddle, slowly rising out of it like it was a lake, but he looked really exhausted.

"You can't…kill…water!"

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"Follow your heart, but take your brain with you" Me

"Instead of going on the path of life, go where others haven't and leave a trail." Yumi (Friend, Nickname for online purposes)

"Only two things are infinite, the universe, and human stupidity, I'm not sure about the former" Elbert Einstein (Thoughts I had while writing)

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