Random Questions I'd like to ask the Twilight Characters (Part 10)
46. Is there a vampire food pyramid?
Logical Answer: Variety is important here. Since some blood types are more rare than others, the rare types are at the top of the pyramid. The less rare types are at the bottom. Since animal blood is different than ours, I can only imagine what the Cullen food pyramid is.
Sarah's Story: Yep. Blood.
46 ½. Did any of the Cullens ever take Home Eq?
Logical Answer: Um, no. It wasn't exactly something they needed to take in order to graduate. Sure, Harry Potter had muggle studies, but the vampires of Twilight were more than aware of the normal human necessities.
Sarah's Story: Emmett in an apron. (*giggles*)
47. What WAS the third wife's name?
Logical Answer: Whatever her name was, it probably meant "martyr" in Quilieute.
Sarah's Story: I'm going with Clementine. "Oh, m'darlin, Oh, m'darlin, Oh, m'darlin, Clementine, you are lost and gone forever, dreadful sorry, Clementine..."
48. Do vampires like Seinfeld? (The show, not the standup material)
Logical Answer: The vampires do actually have a sense of humor. Anyone with half a brain and a strange sense of humor loves Seinfeld. (The show, not the standup material.) Even Jake could agree with the Cullens on that.
Sarah's Story: If you don't like Seinfeld, "No Edward for you!"
49. Did Renesmee have to wear diapers at any point?
Logical Answer: Every baby goes through the diaper phase. However, when you consider that it's never once mentioned if vampires have to go to the bathroom, it's likely they don't need to if they only drink blood. (However, it's not mentioned in regards to Bella until she's pregnant with Renesmee in Breaking Dawn, so I digress...) When Carlisle tries to get Renesmee to eat baby formula and she resists, it seems that any chance of her needing diapers is gone. If she only drinks blood like her vampire dad, nobody needs to worry about nasty baby diapers. Yay!
Sarah's Story: Thank god I don't have kids. Cleaning up after animals doesn't bother me, but stinky diapers make me want to vomit.
50. Did Edward mess with Bella's truck, or did it die of natural causes?
Logical Answer: Of course he messed with Bella's truck! He wanted her in a bomb-proof car that was built better than most tanks. He wasn't taking any chances with her. The truck was old, and that gave him a good excuse as to why it would die.
Sarah's Story: I've seen pickups where the odometer rolled over and the vehicle kept on truckin'. He totally messed with it.
50 ½. Did Rosalie mess with Bella's truck?
Logical Answer: If Edward wanted to get the truck inoperable, Rosalie was his best weapon. She'd know how to tinker with it to make it look as if the truck died on its own. However, she'd love to mess with it because of her pent-up hostility toward Bella, if for no other reason.
Sarah's Story: Heck yeah. Edward totally enlisted Rosalie. However, no matter why the truck kicked the bucket, Bella needed to quit whining. I'd be happy to trade my car for anything Edward was willing to buy for me. I'd be happy with her old truck, too. (If it could haul a horse trailer...)