A/N
I know.. last chappie SUCKS! Sheesh. I'm so talkative aren' tI? Geez. But seriously, I wanna kick some Titan butt! Mehehehe. I wanna have a functional 3DMG so badly! TT^TT Oh, and yea. The chapter was all like... Randomness. A very significant title, I know. Just kidding. But this is just full of stupidity .Mwhehehe. Probably because I'm on high tonight.. oh well. (o)!

1. The Forest

I breathed heavily. Inhale... Exhale...OK.. this is it... I'll be approaching Levi.. in.. 3... 2.. oh men! The target moved!

I am currently positioned behind a big bush in the training grounds, trying to ambush Levi. I don't know, but somehow, 5 months of seriousness really got on my nerves and I just had to do something stupid.

*Le; dramatic sigh* "Oh Levi, Oh Levi, wherefore art thou, Levi?"

And that's when I noticed a figure with black hair and a short stature. Me he he Perfect!

I quickly ran to him and jumped on his back. "Levi~"

He stumbled but quickly regained his balance. "Oi! Who the hell- Misaki?!"

I grinned from ear to ear and hugged his neck. "Well~ somehow, I felt that I just need to do something stupid! Seriously, it feels like I'm on crack!"

He shoved me off of him and I rolled to the side. "Pull yourself together Misaki, have you gone mental?"

I laughed happily. "Nope! I'm perfectly sane! It just feels so good to laugh and have fun again!"

He sighed and helped me up. "Well, it's a good thing you're back already."

I took his hand and nodded. "Yup! Now let's go! I'll show you something!" I grabbed his arm and dragged him somewhere into the forest.

"Oi Misaki!" He shouted behind me.

"Hm?"

"Where the hell are you taking me?!"

I grinned widely and let out a laugh. "Oh, you'll see."

After a while of running, I crouched down and panted heavily, and that's when I remembered that I actually had the 3DMG on. "Oh come on!" I killed myself mentally for wasting precious energy.

*dies* (x.x)

Levi approached me from behind. "So, what is it you want me to see?"

I stood up and smiled at him. "Well... we're alone now, aren't we?" I walked towards him and came closer.. and closer.. and closer until our faces are mere inches apart.

I rested my right hand on his chest and touched his face with my left. I took another step forward until our noses are already touching. "Levi..."

I looked up to see Levi, eyes wide in shock and his face painted with a faint blush. "Mi... Misaki.. what are you-"

He looked at me with a weird expression and I quickly burst into laughter. "Levi!.. D**n! You.. you look.. so funny! I-I'm.. sorry! I can't help it...This is more than I hoped for! Your expression is.. priceless! I regret nothing!"

I laid down on the ground and laughed harder. "I can die now happily! I made Levi blush? My life is complete!"

While I was laughing, Levi stomped forward and glared at me. "Misaki.. What. The. Heck are you doing?!"

I grinned and stood up, did a little dance and sat down on a fallen tree trunk. "Stupidity."

He groaned and sat down next to me. "Tell me, are you drunk?"

I stared at him in wide-eyed shock. "What? Noooooo! Why the hell would I drink? What makes you think I'm drunk?"

"Because you act like one."

I rolled my eyes. "Thanks a lot."

He snorted. "Welcome."

I glared at him. "You sarcastic b*****d. Say, can I call you onii-san?"

"...no."

"Otou-san?"

"No."

"...Ojii-san?"

"No!"

"Ehh? How about Okaa-Chan?"

"No Misaki, NO! Shut it or else I'll kiss you!'' He glared me angrily.

I smirked. "I want to see you try." Now, now. I know that he's just joking. But I can't help but to tease him!

He looked at the side. "Shut up!"

"Hmmm." I mumbled. ''Tsundere."

He glared at me. "What was that?!''

I quickly raised my hands in surrender. "Nothing!''

We just sat there in silence, enjoying one another's company, when I remembered what Rose told me.

"Levi?" I looked at his deep blue eyes. No, I am not being a sentimental a idiot.I mean, that's what his eye color is!

"Sorry for.. this but.. Rose thinks.. uh.. I think.. we think you're, uhh... say, do you like Erwin? You know what I mean, yea."

He glared at me. "What- I don't- what?!" He grabbed my arm violently. "What do you mean?"

I shrugged. "I'm merely wondering if you're.. uh... gay, since-"

He kicked me and I was sent skidding off towards a tree. "I am not gay!"

I smirked. "Well, whatever you say Levi-hime. I'll give my regards for your wedding with Erwin-oji."

He stood up, shaking in anger. "Misaki.."

"Yea?"

"Run. Now."

I backed off. "L-levi.. Oi, you know I was just joking! No need to take it personally!"

He started running after me. "You little-!"

I took off and shot a wire towards the nearest tree using my 3DMG. "Ah ah! Not so fast Levi~"

He reached to his waist and started fumbling for his gear, and that's when he realized he's not wearing any. "I f*****g hate you Misaki!"

I giggled and waved at him. "I love you too Levi!" I blew him a kiss and took off.

"Misaki!"

2. The cake

"Hey Misaki~" I turned to see Arly running towards me. "Misaki!" She grabbed my arm and dragged me towards a bench.

"Eh? What?" I looked down at the panting hyperactive girl.

She huffed and looked up at me, eyes glinting with mischief. "I have... cake."

I choked. "C-cake?! Where the hell did you get that? Only royalties can eat that!" I grabbed her arm and gave her a shake. "You did not stole it, did you?,"

She yanked her arm away. "Whoa whoa, chill! I did not steal it!"

I glared at her. "Then how did you get it?"

She put her hand on my shoulder and grinned proudly. "I... made it."

"You... what?" I furrowed my brow in confusion. "Really?"

She nodded vigorously and smiled really big. "Yea!" Then she pulled out a box from under the bench. "Here ya go!"

I looked at the box in anticipation. Finally. I can eat a cake! For the first time!

"Go on." Arly urged. "Open it!"

My mouth watered and I lifted the cover slowly and sitting inside is a...

"Arly! This is not a cake!"

She peeked at the box. "What do you mean? It's cake!"

I hit her in the head. "No it's not, geez! It's a loaf of stupid bread soaked in stale soup with dirt sprinkled on it and kami knows what else is in there!"

She pouted. "But.. I tried real hard to make it!"

"No, you tried real hard to waste it."

She looked at me with pleading eyes. "At least have a taste, please?"

I flicked her in the nose. "No. Go on and make an example. Take a bite. If you do that, I'll eat it too. Deal?"

She scrunched her nose. "Eew. No way in hell i'm gonna do that. Let's just light it up!" She produced a piece of candle and stuck it on the top.

"Oh yea. Wait. Let's put a bit fuel so the fire won't die." She produced a tiny bottle of fuel that she probably sneaked out of the fuel stash and poured it on the bread. "Tadaa~"

I looked at the fuel soaked candle worriedly. "Uh.. I don't think it's a good idea.''

She just laughed at me and lit up a match. "Sheesh. Don't be stupid." She threw the match at the candle. "Make a wish."

The moment the flame licked the candle wick, a huge burst of flame erupted from the 'cake'. The flames burnt the box which only made the fire bigger, and soon, the bench will be burnt to ashes as well.

"Oh Kami Arly! Put out that fire!" I frantically said, looking for a possible source of water. "Dump some water on it!"

She looked at me panickedly. "Y-yea!" She came slightly closer to the fire and... spat on it.

Nothing happened.

"Misaki!" She wailed desperately. "It's not working!"

I hit her head lightly. "I said dump water on it, not spit on it!"

She held out her arms to her face protectively. "Sorry! I panicked!"

I face-palmed. "This is all your fault!"

She dumped leaves on it which only made the fire bigger. "Kyaa! I-I'm sorry okay?!"

I dumped soil on it which slightly decreased the amount of flames. "Whatever. Let's just put some soil on it! Hurry!"

She nodded determinately. "Y-yea!"

After an hour...

I lay on the dirt, panting and sweating hard. Next to me is Arly, which is in the same condition.

"F-finally..." I wiped beads of sweat falling from my forehead. "We finally put out that fire!'

"Y-yea.." Arly panted. "After an hour..."

We just laid down on that spot like rotten potatoes until a boy came near us. He have orange colored hair and golden eyes. He bent down and extended his arm towards us, helping us stand.

I looked at him closely. "Hey, I know you. You're that Jakob Ral guy right?"

He smiled sheepishly. "Yea. That's me."

I took his hand and stood up, he did the same to Arly. "Hey." He smiled at us teasingly. "What are you doing there panting like dogs anyway?"

My eye twitched. "We covered dirt on that bench that burst on fire. All because of this girl-" I kicked Arly's leg.

"Ow!"

"-right here!''

He raised his brow at us. "Dirt? You put out the fire with dirt?"

I nodded. "Yea. Pretty hard too, but it worked.''

He stared at us weirdly for a second then he laughed loudly. "Hahaha! Why not just use that hose right there?!"

I cocked my head to the side. "Huh? Hose? What hose? Where?"

He pointed at the hose, that is indeed, behind us. "You seriously did not see that? Seriously?!"

I grabbed at my hair in irritation. ''Ugh! I'm so stupid! And.. and.. blind!"

Aryl sighed and patted me on the back. "It's okay... it's okay..."

Jakob just continued to laugh his ass off. "You.. just... wasted time! You mean.. you really didn't see that?!''

I glared at him. ''Yea.'' I stomped to the hose and pointed it at him. "But I can see it now."
...

Obama's POV XD Joke...

No one's POV

By the time the sempai's arrived at the 'crime scene', the crime is already undone. And in their place is a blonde girl covered in dirt, a unconscious brunette and a bruised boy that is soaked in water.

The tall guy cleared his throat. "So.. you're saying that the girl fainted after seeing the fire?''

''Yea...'' The blonde answered.

"And that the bruise on her head came from that rock over there where she bumped her head, right?"

"...yea."

"And the guy got soaked in water after using the hose and he got bruised because of the hose wriggling around and hitting him because of too much pressure?"

"...yea."

"And you got covered in dirt because?..."

"uh... I.. I got... dirty?"

The girl with glasses stepped in front and sighed. "You knocked the girl out and hit the guy, correct?''

"..."

"..."

"...yea."

"Then how did the fire begin? And why are your hands caked in dirt?"

The blonde scowled. ''Please.. don't remind me.''

Horse's POV

Neigh... neigh... *eat grass*

A/N
Is it funny? Hahahahahahaha... NO. I'm actually thinking of making another random chappie.. XD next time... I guess.