The Team Fortress 2 Songbook

by randominuyasha

A collection of song parodies I've done that revolve around the games I love. Most actually turn out pretty darn good and usually resemble the song their based off of at least a little bit. I try to keep things as smooth as I can between the renditions.

10. Team Fortress 2

A little sexual frustration

I think I will log onto my steam
With excitement my eyes do gleam
Jump for joy and then I do scream
I love Team Fortress 2
I can't concentrate on work
All my bosses I must shirk
Now I must seem like a jerk
I love Team Fortress 2

Two months ago
I finally got this great game
And here I sit all day
Killing pyros and fragging demomen
Why must I leave my trusty laptop?
And miss all the action
Yeah, I miss all the action
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
Team Fortress 2
Wee ooo wee ooo

I try to kill all of the blues
I think I really need a snooze
But to stay here is what I choose
I can't seem to get a kill
I don't want nothing to eat
Think I'll stay right in my seat
I love Team Fortress 2

Minnie Mae
Why did you have to get
Addicted to that game?
You pushed real life away

Simon
I didn't mean to get so obsessed
Now could you just let me play?
I'm missing the action
Yeah, I miss all the action
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
Team Fortress 2
Wee ooo wee ooo

Now I'm staring at the screen
My kills nearing seventeen
This is such a bloody scene
I think I need some more caffeine

I don't want to go to work
All my bosses I must shirk
I don't want nothing to eat
Think I'll stay right in my seat

Two months ago
I finally got this great game
And here I sit all day
Killing pyros and fragging demomen
Why must I leave my trusty laptop
And miss all the action
Yeah, I miss all the action
Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah
Team Fortress 2
Wee ooo wee ooo

:end:

Here's the second to last song, about Team Fortress 2 as a whole. It's based off of Prozzak's Strange Disease. Only one left to go now.

Strange Disease (c) Prozzak
Team Fortress 2 (c) Valve
this song (c) me