Yay another chapter sorry if it took like three days... Well I know you guys aren't mad... Are you mad? Well um... YAY A NEW CHAPTER WE SHOULD GET TO IT SO I CAN SHUT UP! Hope you aren't mad at me *Get's shot*
I love how I really, REALLY got to go pee but those douche bags don't let me I mean seriously I HAVE A SMALL BLADDER WHY WON'T THEY LET ME GO PEE AT LEAST I WORK WITH THESE JANK OF A PEOPLE! What pisses me off even more I think I need to go crap as well THIS DAY IS JUST PERFECT! WHY WON'T THEY LET ME GO TO THE BATHROOM DAMMIT?
... Wait... I'm in a fanfiction right now aren't I?... FUCK! Um hello people we are back with Sleeping Beauty-
Audience: CINDERELLA!
Right I meant to say Cinderella South Park Style... GOD DAMMIT I SHOULDN'T HAVE DRUNK TEN CANS OF... Whatever I was drinking I shouldn't have drunk... Shit what if it's toxic? Meh I ate a soider once or twice maybe three times so anyway writer do your thing entertain those assholes well... GOTTA PEE AND CRAP!
Craig: (Takes out lighter about to light up a cigarette)
Bebe: (Sees him, gasps and goes in front of him acting like a prostitute making Craig drop his cigarette)
Craig: ... Shit... (Flips Bebe off) bitch what the hell? This is awkward as it is
Bebe: Oh hey Craig Tucker ready to meet your mystery girl?
Craig: Bebe what the... Let me guess you know the god damn answers to the iPod and charms as well right? Jesus just seriously is hating on me... (Starts walking away)
Bebe: No wait! (Pulls him) But I'm the freaking one and I freaking love you and you better freaking love me back cause I'm the freaking one YOU FREAK! (Smiles innocently)
Craig: ... Hell no listen maybe deep... Way, way, way deep inside of you I'm sure your a... Normal... ish person
Bebe: I can totally prove I'm the one, through our dance! (Starts dancing all retarded like)
Craig: ... (Walks away)
Everyone: (Starts taking pictures and laughing)
Bebe: (Stops) ... What? Okay if this shows up on the internet my agents will eat all of your pathetic heads off for lunch! LITERALLY! Hmph don't you dare mess with Bebe Stevens (walks away)
With Tweek
Pip: Tweek... You should really talk to him before it's to late and someone else takes his heart for themselves... Listen I bet he would like you even if you were a guy there are no boundries when it comes to love my friend. Come on he's Craig Tucker go for it Tweek, I know that love can bring anyone- (Gasps) OH MY LORD LOOK THERE HE IS NOW!
Tweek: GAH JESUS PIP DON'T FREAKING DO THAT!
Craig, Clyde and Token: (Walking in the parking lot)
Pip: Tweek it's obviously fate you have to go tell him this is your chance, now then Tweek go out there and tell him it was you! Oh Jolly good show! Come on Tweek you can do it I know you can everyone knows you can
Tweek: ... (Gulps) O-okay I c-can do it!... Wait a m-minute let's g-go get some c-coffee with our f-friends that sounds like f-fun right n-now let's go get some c-coffee now!
Pip: No Tweek now go out there before someone takes him!
Tweek: ... Dammit (slowly starts walking up to him)
Craig: I've been through a lot with five million sluts and five million assholes! This is fucking ridiculous guys this is starting to look like a bad idea I think I'm going to be giving up soon-
Tweek: C-Craig I h-have something really important t-to tell y-you!
Craig: Oh hey... Wait a minute don't you work for Mrs. Stevens that's bitch from that annoying dinner?
Tweek: GAH w-what no um I... No t-that's not really... I g-guess but
Craig: Yeah... You had shrimp in your hair
Tweek: Uh... Oh w-well yes I did.. And t-t hat was me b-but that's not w-what I wanted to t-tell you... I c-came to tell you that I... Uh I'm the-
Craig: God Mrs. Stevens such a bitch! Those two sluts and now they are actually sending a boy people are seriously willing to do anything these days! I hate those kind of people so much fucking assholes man! Seriously it's just fame and fortune with you type of people you are so selfish and careless you have no idea how hard it is and I don't need anyone lying to me about something important like this. Listen you spazzy freak I'm looking for somebody important and I don't want to talk to you right now and don't make a joke about this ethier go tell Mrs. Stevens and yourself to fuck off. Well bye you man whore have a terrible life (flips him off, gets in car and drives off angrily)
Tweek: C-Craig...?
Wendy and Bebe: (Watching them) THAT ASSHOLE!
Tweek: ... W-why C-Craig.. (Tears start falling out of his eyes quickly) you a-already forgot... I thought you w-would never f-forget about... Me... (Clenches fists, runs back to Pip crying and sobbing) I t-told you! It w-wasn't fate at all
Pip: N-no way... Oh my god he made fun of you and blew you off?
Tweek: (Wipes his tears as much as possible) L-let's face it... P-people like me d-don't belong with p-people like him a-anyway (Walks away wiping his tears)
Pip: Oh dear...
The Next Day
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Tweek: GAH! (Wakes up with a red face from crying all night)
Mrs. Stevens: (Through monitor) HEY FREAK! Come down and start getting the place ready for the girl's party tonight. You need to clean the house up, decortate it, cook the food and make the menus for the girl's party oh... By the way remember this if you dare screw this up or slack off you'll get another beating you worthless piece of shit I'll make you suffer through this beating. Now come on and do what slaves do and do your god damn work or else... Well I don't need to say it again
Tweek: ... (Talks through monitor) W-what else do I have to l-live for?
Mrs. Stevens: (Through monitor) that's the spirit loser
Where Wendy and Bebe are at
Red: What? Your dumbass step brother is Cinderella? How do you know even know all this information?
Wendy: (Fake crying) We swore we heard him talking about going to the ball with his other loser friends talking about how he's going to make Craig Tucker gay and steal him away from you!
Bebe: (Fake crying) We begged him not to do this evil thing but he was an animal and threaten to kill us if we told anyone so he crossdressed and went to the ball ready to steal your Craig Tucker!
Red: That spazzy little douchebag who does he think he is? Are you sure about this I mean your step brother?
Wendy: Yes his faggot friend Butters has the same dress and then that man whore Kenny gave it for a loan it's possible that freak might have bribed him or something too
Red: Oh yeah... I SAW HIM BUY THAT DRESS! Oh that mother fucking freak he is Cinderella
Bebe: We need your help to get revenge on him he has done enough damage already... And we are having a party tonight
Wendy: Do anything horrible to that gay jackass fight for your Craig Tucker
Red: (Smirks evilly) I already have something in my mind
That Night
(Music blasting out of the house)
Mrs. Stevens: (Singing on stage, sees that no one is listening to her and get's pissed off) OH COME ON PEOPLE! Listen to me this is a treat for you and you should enjoy that treat!
Tweek: (Rolls his eyes) I c-can't believe she m-made me do t-this (wearing a stupid waitors outfit giving out cream puffs)
Kevin: Hey Tweek awesome outfit
Tweek: K-Kevin, what are you d-doing here? I t-thought you guys were w-working at the cafe
Kevin: Kenny your "fairy godfather" sent me! So did you and Craig hook up yet? Please tell me you did it would be so great you two make such a cute couple!
Tweek: Um K-Kevin didn't P-Pip tell you?
Kenny: Oh um yeah he did sorry about that I guess it just slipped my mind
Tweek: It's a-alright... G-god I'm so tired and s-sick of having t-to give out c-creampuffs to strangers! WHAT IF ONE OF THEM IS PEDO PEAR IN DISGUISE THE HE COMES ONTO ME THEN FREAKING RAPES ME IN THE BATHROOM!... H-HOW DID I SAY T-THAT WITHOUT S-STUTTERING?
Kenny: Calm down Tweek I'll help (grabs a platter) I'm your fairy godfather assistance is always here to help Cinderella
Tweek: T-thanks you can s-start serving over t-there I'll t-take the other h-half
Both: (Start giving out cream puffs)
Clyde and Token: (Walk inside)
Token: (On the phone) Come on Craig the whole school is here your mystery boy or girl is bound to be here... Just give us twenty minutes we'll totally find her
Clyde: (Sees Kevin) hey... I think I've seen him before (goes up to Kevin) you know those asian eyes look very familar
Kevin: Oh really?
Clyde: Yes really I did not really talk to you... Actually I did but the writer was too lazy to put it in the fanfiction
FLASHBACK
Kevin: (Eating cupcakes) this tastes awesome
Clyde: (Bored as hell and goes to Kevin) hey person stuffing his face with cupcakes
Kevin: Hello person with a dumb and stupid looking haircut
Clyde: ... Yeah... I'm Craig Tuckers manager
Kevin: Oh and that is supose to impress me?
Clyde: ... Yes
Kevin: Wow... I'm going to enjoy my cupcake alone (walks away slowly)
FLASHBACK OVER
Kevin: Fine you got me it's me
Clyde: Awesome hey is your friend that was dancing at the ball here?
Kevin: Yep she is why do you ask?
Clyde: We need to hook Craig and her or him up... Is it a boy or a girl
Kevin: Cinderella is a boy not girl... Yes that's right Craig Tucker is gay
Clyde: Wow... Weird but anyway can you find him they need to be together
Kevin: I agree okay then I'll go get him Mr. Stupid haircut
YAY-YUH! I. Like. Chocolate. Milk... Omg I'm retarded... WELL BYE BYE BITCHY NARRATOR OUT PEACE
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