I feel like writing more; and because my next Universe jumper is taking a while, I'll just come up with more jokes!
So, this time, we'll being having this chapter for pokemon puns!
Which are my best, by the way!
Enjoy, you guys!
Amy: Hey, PKMN trainer!
Red: Just Red is fine; how can I help you?
Amy: Yo mama's so fat, he splash attack actually does damage!
Everyone else: GET REKT!
Red:…Who are you, again?
Amy: Hey, Megan!
Megan: Yes?
Amy: Did you know that Hitler enjoyed to Charmeleon-s of Jews?
Megan:…Oh no…you've caught PokePun-itus…
Amy: Hey, Link!
Link:…Leave me alone…
Amy: What? I don't get why you don't like my jokes, they're good at making people SHUCKLE
Link:…I feel bad for the Pokémon trainer…
Amy: Hey, Mewtwo!
Mewtwo: Yes?
Amy: You don't need to worry, I'm never gonna give MEW up!
Mewtwo:…I don't know if I should be happy or not…
Amy: Hey, Ike!
Ike: Yeah?
Amy: Don't stop the MEW-sic!
Ike:…I wasn't playing any to begin with…
Amy: Hey, Peach!
Peach: Yes?
Amy: Is this BUTTERFREE?
Peach:…No, it's my butter…
Amy: Hey, I just found this awesome new shop!
Amethyst: Sweet, let's go!
Amy: But first, lemme take AZELF-ie!
Amethyst:…Hey, I wanna join!
Amy: Hey, Mewtwo!
Mewtwo: Yes?
Amy: I would catch a GALLADE for ya!
Mewtwo:…Thank you?
Amy: Hey, Link!
Link:…Sorry, I'm busy breaking pots…
Amy: What do you do when someone's annoying you?
Link:…Walk away?
Amy: No, you PANCHAM!
Link:…Why haven't I done that yet?
Amy: Hey, Ganon!
Ganon: What now?
Amy: KAKUNA RATTATA!
Ganon:…
Amy: Means no worries!
Ganon:…Screw the tournament, I'm moving to the twilight zone…
Amy: Hey, Lucario!
Lucario: Yeah?
Amy: Why are all the Pokémon professors named after trees?
Lucario:…I don't know, why?
Amy: Because they help you EMBARK on your journey!
Lucario:…Well, that does make sense…
Amy: Dang it!
Pikachu: What is it?
Amy: Rosalina and Luigi's sick, and Doctor Mario is busy!
Pikachu:…Well, what do we do?
Amy: I guess we'll have to KYUREM!
Pikachu: *Shivering* Don't go there...
Amy: Wow, I really do like Doctor Mario!
Jigglypuff: Why?
Amy: Because of him, my HYPNO longer hurts!
Jigglypuff:…I hate that Pokémon…children kidnapper…
Amy: Hey, Sonic!
Sonic: Yes?
Amy: What do you call a blue Pikachu?
Sonic:…Oh no…
Amy: Sonic!
Sonic: What do you call a red Amy?
Amy: I don't know; what?
Sonic: *Gleam in eyes* A dead bloody Amy!
Amy:…Shit…
Amy: Come on, Link!
Link: No
Amy: Give me a CHANSEY!
Link:…I don't have one…
Amy: We could make a good DODUO!
Link: Stap
Amy: Hey, Charizard.
Charizard: *Growls is a questioning way*
Amy: Human CATERPIE
Charizard:…*Throws up fire*
Amy: Crap; Duck Hunt took a shit all over the floor!
Megan:….You did need to yell…
Amy: I know, it was just so ONIX-pected!
Megan:…I don't DIGLETT…
Amy: That's too bad, I was hoping that you'd understand the Pokémon puns that I WEEDLE in!
Megan: I get them, but next time, we should just try to got a MAGICARP-et ride.
Amy: Nah, I was gonna ask if you guys SWANA watch the new movie.
Megan:...You're ABSOL-utely crazy.
Amy: Well, you're…crap, I'm out.
Megan: *Puts on sun glasses* That's right, fool. Beating me did seem a little-
Amy: Okay, I get it. Stop.
I feel like I ended this right; my best friend kicking my ass in a pokemon-pun off.
Hahaha...forever a clone.
Hahaha, just kidding, Mewtwo, you're on my top ten!
Anyway, hope you guys enjoyed it, and I'll await your reviews!
IDk if I'll have another chappy up today, but, if I don't I'll see you guys later!