DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN SOUL EATER OR OURAN HIGH SCHOOL

MY NEW FIANCE'?

Crona smiled as she cuddled closer to me. My fellow host members were still speechless as I glared at my father. Would mother go for this, did she even know about this?

"Papa, I'm confused, why Crona and me?" I ask not at all understanding what was going on. Soul seemed in the exact same boat as me seeing as he was currently eyeing the pink haired woman with eyes to kill stares.

"Papa has decided that this would be the best way for you to experience the pleasures of life without the aid of some stupid boys." Spirit smiled, clearly he was thinking this without any clue, Well time to point out the obvious.

"Does mom know about this?" I ask him smiling at my own thoughts of mama being angry.

"Yep, she's the one who came up with it." He told me. Ok was not expecting that bit of news.

"But she's a girl." I bluntly put out. I mean I'm not against lesbianism relations but, I'm straight.

"Maka my flower, I knew we were destined since I first saw you." Crona said in her usual majestic, dramatic fashion. I forced a smile hating the fact that I was being forced to marry. Hadn't I been told my whole life to love who I wanted? This was not what or who I wanted.

"Sir, if I may be so kind." Soul began only to freeze as the doors opened again.

"Please shoot me." The albino muttered as Blackstar came to stand beside him. Wes Evans stood regally before the large crowd as he shifted his red orbed eyes to his younger brother. Soul stiffened as he unconsciously moved to cover his, well he now had no clue what Maka was to him anymore.

"Don't interfere with things that don't pertain to us little brother." The elder Evans sibling ordered. Soul bared his teeth in anger as he watched Crona cuddle the non-cheerful Albarn girl.

"Maka-chan seems to not have a choice I'm afraid." Tsubaki whispered causing the group to look up confused.

"What do you mean Tsubaki?" Blackstar asked as Maka was whisked, from the room by her new lover, Soul felt his heart crumble as he watched the doors close behind her retreating form.

"A commoner has no need for feelings from the elite of society." Wes said as he took a seat and ordered a host forward. Anger flowed through the albinos veins.

"She's our friend." The twin's unison cry rang out in anger. Soul took a seat on the couch in deep thought. He was Maka's boyfriend, an honor he knew no other man held.

"Please tell me you don't really want me to eat this." I beg eyeing the raw fish before me. I hate raw fish.

"So tell me Maka, how long have you been this radiant, since you were little?" Crona asked in her flamboyant voice. Was this lady serious or was she actually crazy.

"You have to try this, my darling." Crona rejoiced as she ate the tuna with haste making me cringe in disgust. No one was coming for me were they? I guess Soul really didn't love me like he said.

"So Maka, tell me about yourself. Your father didn't say much." The pink haired woman said. Like hell I tell you.

"It's complicated." I muse now regretting everything I had told the albino.

"I see, well we do have the rest of our lives." She smiled as I flinch backwards.

"No we don't, Crona I can't marry you, papa and mama told you I'd marry you but I refuse to. I love someone else." I whisper, even if that someone else doesn't love me. I watched as Crona sat speechless for a moment before a smile cracked her face. Well it was more like a lunatics smile actually.

"You love someone else? Why Maka, that's such a ridiculous notion, we are meant for eachother." Crona laughed. Yep indeed a lunatic, this bitch was crazy!

"Um, Crona, I'd like to be your friend but, right now you scare me." Understatement, but I'm not about to tell a crazy person I hate them. My life may be messed up, but I like it.

"We can be friends?" okay, why is she suddenly upset?

"No I don't wont' to be friends I want to be lovers!" Oh, that's why. So she really was crazy, maybe I should start being a better judge of character. Crona launched herself unto me as I tried to retreat from the room and get to the others.

"I can take you to your mothers." Crona whispered. I froze, this crazy person could take me to see my mother. Crona must have noticed my hesitation because an even bigger smile split her face. Maybe I should just go with it and see what happens.