Okay, so I swear the next chapter will be when they go to Greece! I just have to add some chapters because I forgot to do so before. It's from my other story, but more detailed….well, now that I think of it there are a lot of things I need to add before they go to Sparta…DON'T KILL ME! This is again another filler chapter…
Before I forget again; my sister wrote a little side story for The New Neighbor. It's about what Bel and Viper do while Lal and Colonnello are on their honeymoon. It's really funny. She's written a few chapters, have only posted one so far, and I've read them and they're hilarious. Oh yeah; and here is the link; www. fan fiction s / 83 03 17 5/ 1/ When _ they _ are _ Away just take out the spaces or go to the reviews on this story and click on ninetailsgirl94.
I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
Lal Mirch was fourteen years old and bored out of her mind. She didn't want to spend time with her little sister Elizabeth, she was being annoying and wanted to do Lal's hair and make-up, Calder was being creepy, and she had just trained her ass off for five hours straight. What could she possibly do on her day off of school when she had already done everything that she usually did? It was only noon for crying out loud! She wanted to call Colonnello and ask him to come over, but the pervert would take it the wrong way so that was out of the question.
Since she was sweaty from her training she decided to take a much needed shower since she was covered in blood and sweat.
Reborn, Colonnello, and Fon sneaked stealthily into Lal's bedroom through her window and made themselves at home in the places they usually sat at when they hung out in her room.
"I never understood why you always take her bed, kora." Colonnello said to Reborn when he made himself at home on Lal's bed.
"Because it's her bed, the most intimate thing in here…enough said." Reborn said simply, a smirk on his face.
"I'm going to ignore that comment, kora." Colonnello said, glaring at Reborn.
"Where is Lal anyway?" Fon asked.
"The shower is running, so she's most likely in there." Reborn stated, picking up the horror book that was on Lal's night stand.
When Lal returned from her shower, in only a white fluffy towel, she found that her friends were in her room.
Fon was sitting at the window sill sipping some tea as he stared out the window to the perfect view of the lake that she had.
Reborn was lying in her bed reading one of her books; it was a horror book that her aunt in America had sent to her as a birthday present.
Colonnello was in her bean bag chair, reading her latest sports magazine.
"What the hell are you dumbasses doing in my room?" Lal screamed, clutching her towel to her tighter.
The boys didn't even look up from what they were doing. "We were waiting for you to get out of the shower."
"Well I'm out so get out of my room so that I can get dressed!" Lal snapped red in the face. "How did you even get in here?"
"We came in through the window like always…just grab a change of clothes and get dressed in the bathroom…and lower your voice; your parents don't know we're up here." Reborn said.
Lal glared at all three of them, marched over to her dresser, grabbed a pair of clothes…sadly she wasn't paying attention to what she was grabbing and ended up with a frilly blue dress that her mother had bought her last month that she never touched.
Colonnello and Reborn swooned over how adorable she looked and wouldn't let go of her, and Fon took a picture that Lal was certain was going to be copied multiple times and sent to multiple people...
"Let go of me already!" Lal snapped, pushing the two away from her roughly with a blush on her face.
"You're no fun kora!" Colonnello pouted, secretly enjoying the blush on her face.
"What are you three idiots even doing here?" Lal asked, sitting down at her desk.
"We got bored, wanted to hang out with our Lally." Fon said, smiling in a charming manner.
"So instead of going through the front door like normal people you climbed up to my room, which is on the third story, and entered through my window like a bunch of stalkers…I expected this from Colonnello and Reborn, but you Fon; I am ashamed!" Lal said to the boy in a scolding voice.
Fon gave Lal the puppy dog eyes; he was the only person who could get away with it. "This is the last time I'll see you until next week though! I'm going back to China for my mother's birthday tonight."
Lal sighed, he had won. "I'll give you that one." She told him. "Did you guys at least bring something to do?"
"I brought beer if that counts as something to do." Reborn noted, picking up a duffle bag.
"What kind of beer?" Lal asked in interest. Finally something fun!
They all migrated to the center of Lal's bed, which was a blue four-poster, closed the curtains, and made got comfortable even though Fon was a little iffy on the idea. What if one of Lal's parents came in?
"Relax Fon. It's not like my parents ever pay attention to what I do when I'm in my room." Lal said; looking at a bottle filled with a red, green, and yellow liquid. "Reborn, what the hell is this?" She asked, popping the top off and taking a sniff. It smelled sweet and she hated sweet things.
"It's called The Grenaretton." Reborn told her upon seeing what she had.
"Smells like Elizabeth's room when she gets home from a shopping trip with Alexandria…here Fon, you drink it." Lal said, pushing it towards him. "I know you have scotch in there somewhere Reborn." She held out her hand for the bottle and a glass.
Reborn rolled his eyes and passed the things to her. "You're going to be drunk after two drinks." He told her.
"Really now, you wanna make a bet fedora man?" Lal asked.
"Yes, I do. I say that I can out drink you! Loser has to be the winner's slave for a month." Reborn said, a smirk forming across his face.
"Colonnello, you and Fon are the judges; the first person to pass out loses." Lal said, locking eyes with Reborn.
The two agreed, afraid of what would happen if they disobey her orders.
An hour later Reborn and Lal were both equally drunk and were out of scotch, so they switched to Jack Daniels. Needless to say both of them were drunk beyond belief and Fon was glad that her parents never bothered to come up to Lal's room.
Lal was leaning on Colonnello drunkenly with his arm draped around her as she was nearly sitting in his lap. He and Fon had helped themselves to some vodka while the two were trash talking each other lamely.
"Are you ready to give up yet Reborn?" Lal slurred.
"I will not lose to you Lal Mirch!" Reborn shouted, pointing to Lal as he said it...
The four stared at each other in silence for a good twenty minutes before they burst out laughing. When they were done laughing they passed out, but not after noting that Reborn was the first one to go down.
"Oh servant," Lal sang, ringing a little bell as she and Colonnello sat in the court yard of their school. Fon was still in China with his family.
Reborn shuffled over to them with a pissed off look on his face. He had only been her slave for a week and it was pissing him off. This woman was a bitch and she knew it. "What the fuck do you want this time? I already waited in the lunch line for you, and did your History homework!"
"No, no, no; you can't talk to your master like that Reborn," Lal sang evilly. She was enjoying this far too much.
"What do you want…Master?" Reborn asked through clenched teeth.
"Carry me to our next class." Lal said with a sly smile.
"Are you kidding me? The Science Lab is half-way across the school!" Reborn protested.
Lal raised an eyebrow, "Are you disobeying an order?" She asked.
Reborn glared at her, but did as he was told and carried Lal on his back all the way to the Science Lab where they would participate in a lame excuse of a science fair.
The new Science teacher, a man around their age with spiky green hair, stared at the three as if they were idiots.
Reborn was at a Bunsen burner, looking for a certain chemical. The burner was lit and all it needed was the stupid beaker filled with chemicals that could possibly hurt them.
Lal was helping him look for the certain chemical and didn't notice how close she was to the burner until Colonnello screamed. "NO, Reborn the fire! Put it out quick! AHHH, Lal's on fire kora!" Colonnello screamed, searching for some water to put Lal's hair.
Lal was freaking out, she could feel her hair burning and it was starting to reach her neck. What was really driving her crazy was the teacher forcing her to stay still while Colonnello ran to find some normal water since the group just had to get the table that had a broken water faucet. "Let go of me damnit! It's starting to reach my skin!" Right as she said it Colonnello dumped a bucket of water on her.
"Somebody get her to the nurse's office while I call her parents." The teacher, who they were told to call him Professor Verde, said as he let of a now shivering Lal Mirch.
"I'll take her kora…" Colonnello said, putting his jacket over her so no one could see through her white blouse. Damn school uniforms…
"I'll take her things." Reborn said, picking up Lal's things and following Colonnello and Lal out of the lab.
"Hmm, it looks like I'm going to have to cut your hair again Ms. Mirch." The nurse said sadly, examining Lal's burnt hair. She had slight burn marks on her neck and back but they were 'nothing to worry about' at the moment.
"I don't even give a damn anymore. Just do it." Lal snapped through gritted teeth as she squeezed Colonnello's hand to the point of almost breaking it. It was the only thing that stopped her from screaming.
The nurse went to quick work on Lal's hair like she had done only a month before. Lal Mirch had long hair, it was a known fact around the school, and now because of two incidents in Science class her long blue hair now went to her shoulders.
"I'm sorry Lal…" Reborn said, looking down at the ground in shame.
"Just get away from me!" Lal screamed at him in anger. This was the second time that he had set her hair on fire and she was beginning to not trust him in a ten mile radius with fire.
Reborn nodded his head slowly and stood up. She had the right to be mad at him right now. It wasn't that big of a deal anyway because he knew Lal would calm down the next day. She never got seriously mad at them anyway, and when she did it was only for a few days.
Her mother finally came to get her as the nurse finished with her hair.
"Oh dear god, Lal; what happened to your hair!" Natalia gasped, hands covering her mouth. She wanted Lal to cut her hair, but she never expected her to cut it that short!
"There was an accident in Science class kora! Nothing to worry about," Colonnello said as he helped Lal walk to her mother's car.
"If it's nothing then why are you helping her walk?" Her mother asked, hands on her hips.
"It's nothing Mom, just a few burn marks." Lal seethed, her back hurt like hell, but she would never admit it aloud. She was too proud for her own good and she knew it.
"Lally, Colonnello, Reborn; I'm home!" Fon cried, running up to his friends in the airport. He noticed that Lal's hair was much shorter than he ever remembered it to be. "Lally, what happened to your hair? Oh god you didn't lose a bet with someone and have to cut your hair did you?" He asked when it was her turn to hug him. He touched the short locks and frowned, he hated when she cut her hair because she looked better with it long and wavy.
Lal laughed nervously. "Um, no…my hair got caught on fire again in the Science Lab." She looked down at the ground in shame. He was always telling her that she needed to put her hair up in a bun during Science.
Fon rolled up the magazine that he was reading on the plane and hit her with it. "I told you to put your hair up in Science class but you never listen to me! I'm going back to China!" He declared, turning to get back on the plane.
Lal grabbed his arm quickly. "No, don't do that! We've missed you!" She pleaded. "These two have been driving me crazy…COLONNELLO SNUCK INTO MY ROOM WHILE I WAS SLEEPING!" She yelled
Fon turned around, gave her a stern look, slapped Colonnello for sneaking into Lal's room without them, and said that he was never really going to leave.
"So, how about we all go to my house now kora," Colonnello asked.
The three agreed and got a taxi to take them back to Colonnello's house.
Lal sat down on Colonnello's desk with a bowl of cherries in her lap. "How's Mei?" She asked Fon. She had grown to like Fon's little sister over the years.
"She's fine, she sends her greetings. What have you guys been up too without me?" Fon asked.
"Nothing to interesting, I was a slave for a week." Reborn stated coolly, as if he hadn't hated every minute of it. She had put him through worse hell after the science incident…
"How did that go?" Fon asked curiously.
"Let's just say every room in the third floor of my house got re-painted." Lal stated with a smug smile on her face.
Fon smiled, that was his Lally.
I've decided to stop it here. I'm sorry that you have to read this chapter twice but I've added things to it and fixed some errors like calling Fon a her…
Next chapter will be the fake ID's!