Konoha Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
A Crossover of Naruto and Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
Narrator: Hello Dudes and dudettes. I am here on my own life because Ms. Haruno eventually kidnapped me and wants me to do a recap maybe because the new producer told her to because I got a day off by someone bigger than the new producer. Sakura: You idiot, it's just someone who fakes about being a boss of this story, so Bobobo Industry fired him and took him to jail. Narrator: WHAT?! I BEEN TRICKED BY A LOWLIFE! THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS! GOOD THING THAT HE'S IN JAIL! Sakura: GET ON WITH THE RECAP! Narrator: Yes Ms. Haruno. Last time on Konoha Bobobo, Team Seven and the Bobobo Gang pursues Orochimaru, Kabuto, and Sai after revealing the truth of Sai's real mission and Danzo's real goal. Meanwhile They were taking a break, The Wiggin Trio is having a snack time, Sakura is just looking at Sai's drawing book that he dropped during his meeting with Orochimaru. Then the Orochimaru, and the other 2 arrived and met with Sasuke. Bobobo and the others arrived and went in the Hideout. This will be the biggest battle yet so don't miss it. Will Bobobo, Naruto and his gang bring an end to Sai's mission or will he succeeds? Will Bobobo and the others bring Sasuke back to the Leaf Village? Find out in this exciting and sneaky of Konoha Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo!
*Playing Baka Survivor remix with Naruto Shippuden Music*
*Meanwhile*
Bobobo: EHH! OROCHIMARU YOU'RE DEAD TO US!
Yamato: Wait everyone. We can't barge in this place. We must be sneaky come follow me.
Bobobo: But why?! I want to end Orochimaru's reign of terror! WHY WON'T YOU LET ME DO IT! HAAAAA! *hits Jelly Jiggler with a harisen*
Jelly Jiggler: Why me?
Yamato: Because…(uses the scary face on Bobobo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler and Naruto) if we barge in this hideout, we will be ambush and be dead in a matter of seconds. Now you don't want that. Do you?
Bobobo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, and Naruto: *is scared of Yamato's scary face* N-no we d-d-d-d-don't w-want t-t-t-that!
Gasser: *reacting* HE'S CREEPY THAN THAT GUY I SAW!
*Flashback*
*While Naruto and Sakura were touring the Bobobo gang, they saw Team Kurenai running on an errand*
Naruto: Is that… HEY!
Kiba: Hey it's Naruto *runs up to Naruto, Sakura and the rest of the Bobobo Gang* Long time no see. I haven't seen you in 2 and half years.
Naruto: Yeah I know Training's been crazy for me in the last two and a half years. And Hinata…wow you've changed too.
Hinata: Umm Naruto… Hi…long time no see.
Naruto: Wow your body is quite um…se- *gets pounded in the head*
Sakura: DON'T TELL HER LIKE THAT YOU IDIOT!
Kiba: Who's those guys?
Beauty: Oh Hi I'm Beauty, nice to meet you.
Kiba: Wow Beauty's your name, well I'm enchanted by your beauty.
Beauty: Oh stop.
Gasser: Why you. *about to use stench torpedo until Jelly Jiggler and Don Patch stops him*
Naruto: And also hey…um…ummmm…
Shino: You should try to remember your friends' name or else their feelings get hurt.
Gasser: *reacting* HE'S CREEPY!
*Flashback ends*
Gasser: Now I know I will never ever react to creepy people again.
Beauty: Um Gas-can what are you taking about?
Gasser: Oh I'm just talking about things that's all.
Yamato: Now please follow me.
Everyone: *follows Yamato*
*Meanwhile inside of Orochimaru's hideout*
*the three encountered silhouette Sasuke*
Sasuke: You're late. Orochimaru…did you forget about how you said about teaching me a new jutsu.
Kabuto: Sasuke, you failed to mind your mouth as always.
Orochimaru: Please calm yourselves. Instead of your training, I have a little present for you. This is Sai, he's an shinobi like you from the Hidden Leaf Village. I figured that you can bathe yourself with nostalgia, talking about your old village.
Sai: Hello, my name is Sai, and you must be Sasuke Uchiha..
Sasuke: Get lost.
Sai: Even when I'm forced myself to smile. I end up being hated and Naruto didn't seem to care much for me the whole time too.
Sasuke: *opens sharingan*
Sai: But in comparison to Naruto, I think that I might get along with you.
Sasuke: *shows Sai the full extent of the Sharingan, allows Sai to see the sharingan with many visions of dead Sai.*
Sai: *steps back and fell with his bottom*
Kabuto: Sasuke!
Sasuke: *closes his Sharingan eyes*
Sai: Sweat? I supposed to have no feelings. Yet by just looking into his eyes…does that mean that I fear Sasuke, deep within my heart, despite begin unable to recognize it myself. With this much power, Naruto and Bobobo might not be able to defeat him with that kind of power.
Orochimaru: It's not an good idea to tease Sasuke too much. He's much harder to deal with than I am.
Sasuke: I don't care to trash like him. Orochimaru, let's get to training now.
Sai: Naruto has told me great things about you. It seems he's been looking for you all this time. For the last two and a half years.
Sasuke: Oh yeah…I guess I do remember someone like that. We're going Orochimaru.
Sai: Naruto considers you like his own brother. That's what Sakura told me that.
Sasuke: As far as brothers. There is a certain brother that I want to kill. *disappears*
Orochimaru: Anyhow, I'll be leaving too. Kabuto uses this to compile a complete data. *gives the document to Kabuto*
Kabuto: *opens the document and shocked* these are…Anbu, the Hokage's personal troop division…these are copies of their profiles of their members. There's seem to be the real thing.
Jelly Jiggler: That's right it's what…
Don Patch: …you've been waiting for…
Bobobo: …Bobobo and Naruto's…
Naruto: …the Fortune Tellers
Bobobo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, and Naruto: EVERYBODY GET UP THE ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!
Bobobo: You ready kids…
Bobobo, and Naruto: …it's 1…2…3! *shows rings of Naruto, Sakura, Sai, Bobobo, Beauty and Don Patch*
Sakura: Don't Worry…
Beauty: …you're still get your fortune…
Sakura and Beauty: …at the end of the episode! *winks at the readers*
*Meanwhile in the barren wasteland that filled with rocks.*
Clone Yamato: There below the rocks. It's perfect for an entrance.
Bobobo: So we're going to sneak in the Hideout and find Sai and Sasuke.
Yamato: That's right.
*Don Patch, Bobobo and Jelly Jiggler are turned into ninjas*
Bobobo: Well let's do this.
Don Patch: Cause we're Ninjas.
Jelly Jiggler: And we're dangerous.
Beauty and Sakura: *eyes bulging out and reacting* OH MY GOD YOU CANNONT BE SERIOUS!
Bobobo and Naruto: Alright let's go *about to go until Yamato stops them*
*Clone Yamato is sucked into Yamato's hand and turned into a seed transmitter*
Yamato: Here you can go after you swallow this, Naruto and Bobobo.
Bobobo: Are you expecting us to eat it.
Yamato: That's right.
Bobobo: Fine by me *eats the seed transmitter*
Yamato: Here's many for all of you.
Yamato: Even if we're separated, with these inside of you, I'll be able to locate you immediately.
Sakura: What's this?
Yamato: Those seeds are tracking devices; they're tools of mine that only responds of my chakra.
Beauty: Oh yeah, so that's mean we'll be able to contact you right.
Yamato: That's right.
*2 minutes later, everyone swallowed the seeds*
Yamato: Alright let's go.
Naruto: Right!
Bobobo: Let's do this.
Yamato: Alright, we'll conduct the infiltration in file, me, then Sakura and Beauty, then the rest of you in the rear.
Beauty: What's our method's in infiltration?
Yamato: Well Miss Beauty, we're taking this by the book, so we use an technique to approach within the ground.
Naruto: It's time…I finally found you at last, Sasuke.
*Meanwhile in Orochimaru's hideout. Kabuto and Sai walks to a room. Kabuto walks to the door and opens it.*
Kabuto: Come inside. *goes inside and Sai follows* This will be your new room. Make sure not to mess it up. We expect you to quietly behave yourself in here. If something comes up we will call on you.
Sai: *realizes that Kabuto is about to lock the door.*
Kabuto: Sorry to do this, but I'm going to keep this locked from the outside. Well you're.. you're understand *locks the door shut*
Sai:…
*Meanwhile underground*
Yamato: *touchs a solid rock that leads to the Hideout* Just as I thought, seems their hideout is surrounded by rock.
Naruto: Don't worry, I'll bust it out with my Rasengan.
Sakura: Hold on if you use a showy juts, they're gonna know us.
Yamato: Infiltration requires silence. *sees an small crack* It's for this kind of hard rock in particular. That if you apply just a little force to a small crack. *uses his finger to push a small crack as the wall begins to break and reveals a block of wood.* See just as I thought. *gets in the Hideout as the others follows too.*
Don Patch, Bobobo, Jelly Jiggler: Good now we can separate and find Sai first*
Yamato: Wait we must be together to find Sai.
Don Patch: Did you said separate?
Yamato: No I mean Together.
Don Patch: Okay Separate it is.
Sakura: Did you hear what Captain Yamato said?!
Don Patch: He said Separate.
Sakura: No he said Together
Don Patch: He said you're ugly?
Sakura: Keep talking stupid.
Don Patch: No time must find Sai.
*The Wiggin Trio started running like a certain hedgehog/ninja to find Sai even they don't know where he is.*
Sakura: Ehh. Idiots.
Yamato: *closes eyes, trying to find Sai* Got him. Let's go. *runs to Sai's location*
Everyone: *follows*
Beauty: Don't worry Sakura, they did that all of the time.
*The Wiggin Ninja Trio are speeding around to find Sai but they were so fast they ran into Kabuto. But everything is in Slow-mo except Don Patch.*
Don Patch: YOU SUCK BOOGERS!
*Everything is normal again as Kabuto did not saw the Wiggin Ninja Trio*
*a mirror is on the floor, maybe trying to sneak without knowing the enemy.*
Yamato: All clear, let's go. *starts running with everyone*
Kabuto: Okay I think it's time that I get to the Anbu Black Ops Document. If I keep this up, I'll probably be told how someone with an "A" Blood Type would be a better servant.
Sai: *is flipping pages of the book until a click comes, he puts the book in his bag and found out no other than Yamato and the rest of Team Seven and Bobobo gang. The Wiggin Trio came here and faces Sai.*
Bobobo: There he is, get him. *The Three Ninjas surrounds Sai and started Attacking but Sai dodges and and uses his tanto to slashes the Wiggin Ninja Trio around and around until he stops and puts back his Tanto and Bobobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler is cut up into pieces. And then they stack up into each other.
Bobobo, Don Patch, and Jelly Jiggler: That hurt.
Beauty and Sakura: You deserved it.
Sakura: Oh Sai here *hands out the book to Sai.* I think it's yours.
Sai: *grabs the book from Sakura.* Thank you.
Sakura: You're under Danzo's orders right? Danzo's planning something though he's working with Orochimaru. You were chosen as a Go-between.
Yamato: He's planning a second destruction of the Hidden Leaf Village. Part two of it, right?
Sai: *smiles again* No, actually-
Naruto: WE ALL ALREADY KNOW THAT YOUR SMILES ARE FAKE! AND THE SAME GOES FOR THE LIES YOU FORCE THROUGH THEM!
Bobobo: YOU CAN'T JUST GO BEING IN THIS TEAM AND INSULT OUR FRIENDS LIKE THAT!
Sai: My mission ended in failure, the moment you found me. I'm not going to take care of all of you all by myself, so…
Naruto: Why you…
Sai: In order to destroy the Hidden Leaf Village, I was able to gain Orochimaru's favor, thus giving us a chance for us to ally with him. That was my true mission.
Yamato: *pulls out Kunai* Keep talking, tell us everything you know.
Naruto: You…do you even know what that means?!
Beauty: Many people will die if Danzo allow that to happ-
Sai: That's not everything… I was also to supposed to secretly transmit informations on Orochimaru to Danzo. In other words, I was also assigned a mission to Espionage.
Sakura: So that's why you ally yourself with Orochimaru, and then outwit him in the end, such a dangerous mission.
Sai: Once the Leaf Village falls, Orochimaru is guaranteed to betray us all in the end, after all. My mission was indeed to allow us to always one step ahead of him.
Beauty: Obviously, he wants to make Konoha his own. And you, on your own, were assigned a mission to make that possible.
Sai: I was singled out due to the special abilities I have. The Ink I write with become small living animals and protecting themselves from harm. They carry the information out to their destination.
Sakura: If the Leaf Village becomes a stage of battle again, countless people will die!
Beauty: What you're trying to do will bring very real consequences! Do you even understand that?!
Sai: No, I just follow my orders.
Sakura: Sai…you're
Sai: Just to let you know, Sai is just a name that was assigned to me merely for the purposes of this mission. I am nothing but a tool for Danzo. I don't really exist. As such, no matter what you say to me, it means nothing.
Sakura: In that case, tell me why you care so much about that book you carry and the two children in the covers, that's you and your brother, right? You carry that because it's the only thing left that proves you really do exist… am I not right? You didn't manage to get rid of your emotions, despite what you say…even for us shinobi, abandoning our emotions is completely impossible.
Sai: Please explain, why would carrying this picture book, serves to prove my existence?
Sakura: Do you understand why? It's because your bonds with your brother is very important to you! The reality is you don't want to erase the bonds between you and your brother.
Sai: …bonds…
Yamato: Sorry but she took a little peek in the book. The Picture of the two in the center are the only ones that didn't finished. Judging from the book, you would end up fighting your brother on those center pages. I know that you were a part of Anbu ROOTS. I know that Danzo given you special training to relieve your feelings, training identical of that of the forsaken tradition. That were once practiced in the village of the Bloody Mist, Kirigakure. Sai, your brother was killed by none other than…
Sai: You're wrong. I had intended to give this to my brother. But just when I about to complete, my brother… he died of illness. We weren't connected by blood. But he did compliment my drawings quite a bit. Roots is filled with a great number of children that had been separated from their families due to battles and I became close to one of those children, calling him my brother. About this picture book, the picture that I wanted to show my brother the most, the one with the center, after my brother died, I just can't seem to remember what was I'm planning on drawing.
Gasser: You recruited to Team 7 by Danzo, doing a mission while doing your true mission, betrayed us and joined Orochimaru and plotting on a second destruction of Hidden Leaf Village while you sat here and do nothing. You're nothing but trash *heading to Sai, creates his Stink Blade* You are a human being, you should have a life while you're an ninja. You better enjoy life while you're at it, cause it's not going to last forever. I knew you would betray us from the second I met you. *points his Stink Blade at Sai* Even if you decide to join us back, I will never accept you as team and if you try to betray us again, hurt our friends and even hurt Beauty, I'll end you, remember that.
Sai: So all of your finally crack the case, huh especially you Gasser.
Gasser: … Can you please capture him? He makes me sick.
Kabuto: *runs to Sai's room and unlocks the door but Sai mysteriously vanished
*Meanwhile in the barren wasteland*
Softon: I think it's best that we tie you into ropes so you can't escape.
Yamato: Unfortunately Sai, we're going have to leave you here with my clone watching you. Now to get back where we came here from, it's time to get Sasuke!
Sai: It'll be better if you gave up, now.
Bobobo: What?!
Sai: I met Sasuke.
Naruto and Sakura: *gasps*
Sai: Orochimaru is always with Sasuke, if you continue to go after him, the best you'll manage is to be torn into pieces and turn into Guinea Pigs.
Jelly Jiggler: Did you say Guinea Pigs?! *turned into a Guinea Pig*
Sakura: *with half-lidded eyes* Please stop fooling around this is serious.
Sai: Besides…Sakura said that you care for Sasuke as though he was your own brother, but he said that he doesn't care about you anymore and despite that do you really intend to face Orochimaru, just for him. You're going to put your life on the line to bring him back? But why, it's not like you've been ordered to do this.
Bobobo: Everyone used to do this, when they put their life on the line to bring someone back including us. We're doing this for Naruto's wishes. So I had no choice but to follow his orders.
Naruto: Way back, when I used to hate Sasuke but once when I got used to being with him I realized that he's really fun to be around with. He's the person that, more than anyone else, accepted me and my existence. Sasuke is my friend, and he represents bonds that I waited so long to receive , so that's why…
Sai: Still, that's not the reason… not if it means facing someone like Orochimaru…
Naruto: If my arms get ripped off, I'll just kick him to death. If my legs get ripped off, I'll just bite him to death. If my head gets ripped off, I'll just stare him to death. If my eyes get ripped out, I'll just curse him to death. Even if it means getting torn to pieces, I'm going to take Sasuke back from Orochimaru, NO MATTER WHAT!
Jelly Jiggler: Maybe he might be setting a trap for us.
Gasser: *grunts madly* These guys are toying with us, you see what they can do.
Beauty: Gasser and Naruto is right, whatever it takes, we gotta get rid of him and get Sasuke back.
Bobobo: You're right, he made the same mistake he shouldn't have. HE MADE ME ANGRY!
Everyone: YEAH!
Yamato: Once my clone is ready, we're going.
*Yamato, Naruto and Sakura senses something*
Yamato: EVERYONE MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! *everyone notices many kunais have been thrown to the floor as they moved out of the way.*
Kabuto: Sai, judging from your situation, it seems like you've been captured.
Bobobo: KABUTO!
Kabuto: Since it doesn't seem that you've betrayed us. I trusted you for now.
Gasser: *grunts madly* YOU JUST DOESN'T GIVE UP! DO YOU?!
Kabuto: I came back healing from our last battle, but this time you won't be so lucky.
Hatenko: Seems like you'll still need a lesson. I'll make sure that you don't get up.
Sakura: It seems we're going have to defeat you again.
Kabuto: *uses his Chakra Blade to free Sai*
Naruto: If you two are going to stand in my way, then I won't hold back!
Softon: *walks in Naruto, Sakura, Gasser, and Hatenko*
Gasser: Mr. Softon?
Softon: Leave him to me, I'll end this quickly.
Sakura: But Mr. Softon-
Softon: Don't worry I'll make this quick. *gets in battle stance*
*Plays Softon's theme music*
Kabuto: Seems like you will be my opponent.
Softon: *charges at Kabuto* SUPER FIST OF BLABS-A-LOT: SUNLIGHT OF SANTA LUCHIA THROUGH THE TREES! *cuts Kabuto and his Chakra Blade with high speed hands*
Kabuto: *is hit and his Chakra Blade has disappeared* Impossible
Sai: This guy is strong
Softon: It's time you know the power of Goddess Blabs-a-lot.
Narrator: Looks like Softon is going all medieval on Kabuto. Will Softon wins or loses? Will the Gang take Sasuke back? Find out next time on Konoha Bobobo!
Dengaku Man: Now it's time for the Fortune Telling.
Bobobo: For those of you who won…you're going to get a free copy of Sai's greatest novel. "The Picture Book". For those of you who lost…make sure that you will take a sad photo of yourself, wearing Naruto's stinky boxers while naked.
Sakura: Hi everyone, we're still trying to prepare for the contest when we made 1,000 hits of the Konoha Bobobo-Bo Bo-bobo Aftermath. So If those of you who reviewed in the story are still comtestants of the contest, so make sure you PM SuperLuxray about the Contest and tell a little bit of yourself so he can making his movie story. So don't forget to read our original story and our side story, Konoha Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo and the Ninja Olympics. And also read and review.
Dengaku Man: Now it's time for Dengaku Man's encouragement advices. Either of you win or lose, give yourself a big hug and try to say "I tried my best and will do it again in the next chapter." That's it for the Dengaku Man's encouragement advices.
Bobobo, Dengaku Man, and Sakura: See ya in the next chapter *waves at the readers*