A/N I really enjoy typing this story when I don't have to think a chapter through! I think writing my story down would make this a whole lot easier, oh well! I've never done that! Thank you for the reviews!

P.S. Did anyone see the Spongebob parody the narrator did? That was hilarious! He couldn't resist. There's a new sponge in town and his name is Sponge-bobo Square pants (I know that that wasn't the parody, he sang a little of the theme song!)! You know, Bobobo could pull off being a sponge. Let's see…hmm…the story will start!

Episode Ten: Mitsuki vs. Bobobo! She's Apart of the Dangerous Trio!?

Hi kids! I just got a raise! I'll read the letter inside it to you at the end of this show! Ok, recap time kids!

In our last episode, Gasser comforted Beauty and they had a touching moment but Bobobo ruined it! If you're lucky, the author may type a Beauty and Gasser moment somewhere in this episode! She told me not to tell! Anyway, Hatenkou and Don Patch started pouring rice in Rice's room! That's all for the recap!

Yups! Ah, just start the show!

Mitsuki was sneakily following Hogashi and Datsukun since the two thought she was missing. She snickered which made the two turn around.

"Hi!"

"WHAAAAAT!!!!!???? YOU MEAN YOU WERE FOLLOWING US!!!!!?????" Datsukun exclaimed.

"Uh huh." She answered sweetly. "You guys were just too dumb to check behind you, oh, and uh, this Super Fist of Darkness thingy, I don't get it. Do you think I can use it to see what it looks like?"

"Yes! Right now!" Hogashi exclaimed. "Fist of Transporting: Transport Mitsuki to wherever Bobobo is!" Suddenly, a small blue tornado appeared around the little girl and she disappeared.

"You really have to be specific and can't use weird words that no one knows what means but the person who's using them?" Datsukun asked smiling.

"It's not my fault I have a Fist style that I don't want!" He exclaimed angrily. Datsukun raised an eyebrow and asked, "Really, what is you're problem?"

Me-an-whi-le!

Beauty had woken up from sleeping and was now out of the suite. Gasser was laying down on his bed, thinking about what happened a few hours ago.

Flashback

"Gas Can, I have something to tell you." Beauty softly said. She lifted her head off his shoulder and put her forehead on his. Gasser's cheeks turned pink. "I want to say that-"

End of Flashback

That was when she fell asleep.

Huh, I wonder what she was gonna tell me. Gasser thought. I just wish I could tell her I love her. But with what's happening to her right now I don't think she'll care. Then he heard someone knock on the room door.

"Go away!" He exclaimed. "I don't wanna talk to anyone!" Then he heard the door unlock and threw a pillow at the person. "I said go away! Don't you understand what that means!?"

"Gas Can, it's me Beauty!" Beauty said, her voice a bit muffled because she caught the pillow and it was pushed against her face. "I just wanted to see if you wanted to go for a walk with me outside."

"I thought it was someone else!" Gasser exclaimed as he blushed a bit. "Uh, and sure! It'd be nice to get away from all this insanity once in a while."

"Hey! Where're you two going!?" Bobobo asked as he walked inside the suite. "Don't you wanna compete in our chess tournament we're having with everyone else?" The two nodded their heads no. "Fine! Suit yourself! But you're missing out on great fun! Jelly Jiggler-"

People, you don't wanna hear it! I saw it and it ain't pretty! It really ain't! Don't tell them, their too young!

"Their too young?" Bobobo raised an eyebrow. "What about you little missy!"

Uhhh…, Jelly Jiggler skipped through a field of tulips and met a beautiful woman named Patches! Happy now!? Huh!?

He threw a rubber chicken at the camera man and then walked out of the suite.

"I wonder what Jelly Jiggler really did…" Beauty wondered as she stared at the spot Bobobo was just standing on. "Huh, maybe the author was right."

"Hey Beauty, do you're Xs on you're skin hurt?" Gasser asked concerned.

"No, not really. Come on Gas Can!" She answered in a fake happy tone as she grabbed his arm and dragged him outside. "You wanna just walk around the hotel?"

"Uh, sure." He said. Beauty let go of his arm and the two started walking around the hotel outside.

"Have you ever been on the roof of the hotel?" Beauty asked as she gazed at the top of the hotel. "Anyone could die if they fell off from the roof."

"I guess you're right." Gasser agreed. Then he glanced at her and quickly looked down at the ground. "Um Beauty, what were you going to say a few hours ago until you fell asleep?"

"I-uh, never mind." Beauty said blushing. "It was nothing." Then suddenly, her X on her forehead started to get deeper again and carved through her skin. She lost balance in her feet and fell on the ground.

Why is this happening again!? It happened a few hours ago already! She thought angrily as she held her forehead.

"Beauty! Are you alright!?" Gasser asked, kneeling down next to her. "What just happened?"

"My X on my forehead is getting deeper, I think I should go inside, Gas Can." She answered as she tried to get up, but couldn't.

"Want me to carry you?" Gasser asked, blushing a bit.

"No thanks, I-I can get up by myself. You can go inside now if you want. I'll be fine!" Beauty said in another fake happy tone. "Really!"

"What!? I'm not gonna leave you out here!" He exclaimed.

"Hey! Bobobo's looking for you two!" Jelly Jiggler exclaimed as he popped out of nowhere, holding an unconscious Rice. "There's a weird looking pizza in his suite! It came in the middle of our chess tournament! Well, I was just supposed to tell you guys this! So come inside already! It's getting dark! What is a mother to do?" He sighed and went back inside the hotel with the still unconscious Rice.

"That was…creepy, but I've seen creepier." Beauty said, forgetting that she couldn't get up.

Beauty finally agreed to Gasser carrying her back inside. So he picked her up in his arms and the two blushed at how close their faces were. When he put her on his bed, he noticed that she was asleep.

She really looks cute when she's asleep. Gah! What am I thinking!? Gasser thought.

Ooh! Ooh! I know this one! I know this one! Um, uh, you like her?

"No!" He threw a piano at the author.

Hey wait! Where'd you get that-AGH!…This'll be my last comment, bye…

Gasser walked into Bobobo's suite and noticed a young girl getting poked.

"Are you a cheese pizza?" Bobobo asked, poking the girl. "Are you!?"

"No! Stop poking me! I'm not any kind of pizza! I'm a person!" The girl exclaimed, blocking herself from getting punched by Don Patch. She was wearing something like a karate uniform with her hair tied up in a bun. "I'm Mitsuki Mokatashi!"

"Hey! I've heard about you!" Gasser suddenly exclaimed. Everyone twitched a bit.

"How do you know her?" Suzu asked.

"Oh, I know this one!" Mitsuki exclaimed, raising her hand. "Beauty told you that I was her younger cousin? Am I correct?"

"Younger!?" He exclaimed.

"Aw! So she's not pizza!?" Jelly Jiggler exclaimed, jumping on the now conscious Rice.

"Stop jumping on me!" He exclaimed.

"Let me explain why I came here! I know exactly why! And I really don't mind anymore! Heheh!" Mitsuki started explaining. "See, I was transported by Hogashi, a hair hunt trooper. I'm supposed to try and kill Bobobo. It's Czar Baldy Bald the third's orders."

"Well, how old are you anyway? I'm not sure if I wanna fight a small girl." Bobobo said, crossing his arms.

"I AM NOT SMALL! I'M OLD ENOUGH TO FIGHT AND I CAN ACT OLDER, TOO!!!" She yelled angrily. "Gosh you people seem mean. I'm only twelve! And I'm ready to fight! HA!"

"Works for me!" Bobobo exclaimed.

"What!!!??" Gasser exclaimed. Everyone, well, not everyone. Bobobo, Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler, Gasser, and Hatenkou all got transported to the roof of the hotel. And so did Beauty! She was still sleeping until she fell on the ground of the roof.

"Ow!" She exclaimed, rubbing her head. "W-what's going on?"

"Hi Beauty! Don't you think it'll be fun to see you're friends get hurt and you fall off a building if they loose to me? Huh!?" Mitsuki exclaimed evilly.

"What!?" Beauty exclaimed. "But why would you do this, Mitsu!?"

"Don't call me Mitsu you worthless bitch!" The little girl said. "But before this fights starts. I'd like to do something first!" She snapped her fingers and Beauty's feet were now strapped close to the edge of the building. "If you loose, I'll unstrap her feet and she'll fall off this building! It's pretty evil, isn't it? Well, I'll let you go first, maybe you'll get lucky and defeat me!"

"Fine then! But don't you be sneaky and unstrap Beauty's feet during in battle so she could fall without anyone noticing!" Bobobo exclaimed. "Super Fist of Nose Hair: Nose hair torpedoes!" Nose hair torpedoes shot out of Bobobo's nose and nearly hit Mitsuki.

"That was weak!" She exclaimed. "Well, here goes! Fist of Darkness: Um, uh, swirling black hole! Lead to…uh, err…SPACE!!!" Nothing happened. "What's going on!? Why didn't anything happen!? Huh?" She didn't see a hole but she did see a huge Don Patch. "WHOA!!! Did I do that!?"

"YES!" The huge Don Patch exclaimed. "I'm finally a giant!"

"Well then, uh, reverse!" Mitsuki exclaimed. Then Don Patch started shrinking to his normal size.

"You don't even know how to use you're Fist style!" Gasser exclaimed. The two started fighting hand-to-hand. Unfortunately, Mitsuki was blocking all his attacks.

"HA! You can never punch-" Gasser had punched her straight in the face which sent her flying backwards, nearly towards the edge of the building. "How dare you! Fist of Light: Blinding!" Her body shot out light which made everyone try to block themselves from the light. "Now that you can't see! I'll-" She got punched once more in the face and now her lip was bleeding. "Who was that!?"

"It was me! It's Don Patchi!" Don Patch exclaimed, making his arms and legs wavy like. "I punched you! I'm wearing sunglasses!"

"Clever, very clever, but-" Mitsuki got cut off because the light that was shooting out of her body disappeared. "What is wrong with me!? I was an excellent fighter before and this never happened!"

"Don't worry." Jelly Jiggler said, comforting the little girl. "I've been through worse. You just have to believe in yourself!"

"Don't comfort me!" She punched Jelly Jiggler in the air. "Well, one down, four to go! I think this'll be pretty easy!"

"Loopy, loopy." Don Patch's arms and legs were still wavy. "I'm so loopy!" He cracked his fists and punched Mitsuki in the face again. "I'm so loopy that I'm strong!"

"You're hitting a poor defenseless girl!" Mitsuki exclaimed. "But if that's how you wanna play it, then so be it!" She added getting in a fighting position. "Give me you're best!"

"Super Fist of the Nose Hair!" Bobobo's five foot long nose hairs started beating up Mitsuki badly, but when he stopped, she had scratches everywhere but still seemed to be fine!

"If that was you're best, you people are too easy!" She exclaimed happily. "Well, here goes! One more try! Fist of Darkness: Dark sword!" Then a black sword started forming in Mitsuki's hands. It didn't look like much, but when she nearly sliced Gasser's arm off, they all knew that the sword was powerful. "YES! HA! You'll never be able to beat me now! Look at that boy's shoulder! It's bleeding like mad! He won't be able to use that arm anymore!"

"Mitsuki! Stop fighting them! Why are you like this!?" Beauty exclaimed.

"Will you shut the heck up!?" Mitsuki exclaimed angrily. Then shadows covered her eyes. "I will kill Bobobo! But my real goal is to kill you! I knew that you had a nightmare about me killing you! I had the same exact one! Though it was a dream come true. You can't even fight for yourself! You're hopeless, useless, worthless! I was always better than you because I could defend and fight for myself and everyone that I care about! You…you disgust me. You have to depend on you're friends to help you! You can never once believe in yourself. Even if you can't fight, you still can try. But you're hopeless. You'll never try. Every time we got in a situation, I always had to protect you! It really started getting on my nerves! You may look and be nice, but you'll never be able to help anyone!" Now tears were falling down from her eyes.

"Mitsu! You think trying to kill someone is helping!?" Beauty exclaimed angrily. "You actually joined the hair hunt troops when you were captured! You're hurting everyone Mitsu! I may not be able to fight, but, at least I haven't sunk low like you did!"

"I'm loopy!" Don Patch exclaimed.

"Don Patch! This is no time for fooling around!" Bobobo exclaimed seriously. "Stop it! We need to get our pizza!"

"Right!" Don Patch agreed.

"I agree with the boss!" Hatenkou exclaimed. "But first we have to stop this girl! Fist of the Key: Eternal lock!" He charged for her heart, but she punched him which nearly sent him to the edge of the building.

"You really think you can beat me?" Mitsuki exclaimed. Then she started laughing. "Hahahahahaha! You're so wrong!"

"Mitsuki! Maybe we can settle this with talking!" Bobobo exclaimed. "Why did you join the hair hunt troops?"

"I-I…" She couldn't get it out. "It was because…, when I was captured, I…well, I don't know what came over me! But now I'm part of the Dangerous Trio! It was when I joined, I showed my powers to Czar Baldy Bald the third. He was impressed and that's how I became apart of that trio!"

"Dangerous Trio?" Everyone looked confused.

"Yes! That's what I said!" Mitsuki exclaimed annoyed. "I'm number one of the Dangerous Trio, number two is Hekatsu, number three is Shitaku! Even if you defeat me, you'll never defeat Hekatsu! He's the most dangerous and strongest! But there's a twist, there's actually four people. Mokina is the fourth, she's pretty strong, but not that dangerous. But I'd watch out for her, she's sneaky, but let's put that to the side, shall we? I have a fight to win and finish!" She charged at Bobobo with her sword but missed because he dodged it. "Grrr…I'll get you!" She kept swinging her sword at Bobobo, but he always seemed to dodge her attempts. "GAAAAAAAAAHH!" She finally got him! It was across Bobobo's chest. Blood started to drip and Mitsuki smiled coldly. "Heh, I finally got you."

"Hey! Take me on!" Gasser exclaimed, charging for Mitsuki with his left arm because his right arm was in bad condition. She swung her sword at him but missed. Gasser punched her behind her head and she fell on the roof ground. "You're not that good with a sword, are ya?"

"Not really, but you should see Mokina." Mitsuki said, wiping blood off her nose. "You can't dodge a single attack from her with her sword. It's impossible!" Suddenly, she swung her sword at Gasser's stomach. That attack made him fall to the ground clutching his stomach, struggling to get up. Mitsuki gave him a cold stare and put her bloody looking knife on his head. He tried to attack her but it was no use. Suddenly, Hatenkou punched Mitsuki to the ground.

"Gah!" She exclaimed. She swung her sword at Hatenkou but missed. "I'll get you for that!" She swung her sword towards his arm which he couldn't dodge, so now his arm was bleeding.

"I'll get you!" He exclaimed, then Don Patch appeared in front of him. "God father, get away! You'll get hurt!"

"No God son." Don Patch quietly said. "You stand back because she hurt my friends, and nobody does that!"

"Fine! Bring it on shorty!" Mitsuki exclaimed. Getting in a fighting position. Don Patch jumped in the air and kicked her back. Mitsuki stumbled forward a little, but reclaimed her balance. She swung her sword straight for Don Patch's head, but missed. Don Patch appeared behind her and she stopped dead in her tacks, eyes widened.

"Hehehe." He chuckled. Then he punched her with all his might and she flew nearly close to the edge of the building.

"I'LL GET YOU!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!" She yelled, running towards him with her sword ready, but when she swung her sword at him, it wasn't Don Patch, but Bobobo. She had ended up nearly slicing his shoulder off.

"Bobobo…" Don Patch softly said as tears started to swell up in his eyes. "Y-you protected me."

"This fight is between me and her. I don't wanna see any of my friends get hurt." Bobobo said seriously. "You stand back Patchi, this could get ugly." Mitsuki got ready with her sword and Bobobo came running to her, his fist ready to punched her stomach, but she jumped up in the air and aimed for Bobobo's back. His back started to bleed like mad but he kept trying to kick and punch Mitsuki. She only dodged a few attacks, though. Now her clothes were all covered in blood.

Bobobo punched her straight in the face which gave her a nosebleed but she ignored it. Mitsuki went straight for Bobobo's face and ended up making his eyes bleed, but he could still see because it wasn't directly at his eyes.

"You're really strong Mitsuki." Bobobo complimented.

"Thanks! You're not too bad yourself, Bobobo!" Mitsuki exclaimed, swinging her sword for Bobobo's other shoulder, but he dodged it and kicked her stomach. Mitsuki stumbled back a bit, clutching her stomach. "But I will defeat you!" She jumped up high in the air and ended up cutting more of Bobobo's chest. Her sword was in deep now so it was covered in a massive amount of blood. Bobobo tried to punch her in the face again but she ducked and kicked Bobobo's leg. Then suddenly, Bobobo grabbed a piano out of nowhere and threw it at Mitsuki, she sliced the piano in half with her sword and and then stopped for a moment.

"A piano!?" She exclaimed. "You people are hor-ri-ble at fighting! Forget my compliment! You all should just quit while you have the chance and I can kill you all if you want! But Bobobo's death will be slow and painful, I guarantee that!"

"Take this! Don Patch sword!" The Green Onion appeared in Bobobo's hand and he got in a fighting position. "Now you can't beat me!"

"That's a green onion…" Mitsuki said dully as she pointed at the green onion Bobobo was holding. "That's…creepy. Oh well! Bring it on!" When Bobobo charged at her with the Don Patch sword, Mitsuki cut the green onion in half and landed behind him. She placed her sword on his shoulder, well, nearly placed her sword on his shoulder. "I may be short and I may not be able to reach you're shoulder completely, but I'll kill you if you move an inch. You can't escape this."

"I just have one question to ask." Bobobo said slowly. "What's happening to Beauty?"

"Oh, her?" Mitsuki said. "I'll tell ya what's happening, but she doesn't want you to worry about her because she's a useless bitch! But I'll tell you anyway! So, I engraved the two bloody Xs on her skin with my mind. I wanted to kill her slowly and painfully, so I guess she could've gotten killed the same way as you. I made her Xs deepen so she'll be in more pain! I'll engrave more Xs on her skin and soon she'll be covered with them and that's when I kill her! She slowly develops her pain, until I cut off her breathing by engraving and X on her neck. No one could last long without oxytion. Either that, or I kill her by myself."

"Well don't get you're hopes up!" Bobobo exclaimed. "Because I won't let you touch a single hair on her pretty little head!"

"You know, you might wanna move sometime." Mitsuki said with a smirk. "You can't stand still forever."

"Unless I do this!" Bobobo quickly punched the little girl in the stomach and stepped back a few steps. "I don't get how you're so dangerous!"

"Have you even seen you're friends!?" She exclaimed with her sword ready to fight. "Too bad I don't care about them…, or my cousin!" She snapped her fingers and Beauty stumbled back a bit. She was nearly about to fall…and did.

"BEAUTY!!" Bobobo and Gasser exclaimed at the same time.

"Hahahahahahahahahaaaa!" Mitsuki laughed. "Beauty is now falling to her death! She'll never survive now!"

"You killed Beauty, I'll never forgive you for that!" Bobobo said in a cold tone. Mitsuki just smiled and the two started fighting, until they heard a certain sound that sounded familiar, almost like…Beauty!

"I can't hold on any longer! Can someone help me!?" She exclaimed.

"Super Fist of the Nose Hair!" Bobobo's five foot long nose hairs came out of his nose and were now wrapped around Beauty. She got pulled up and gently put on the ground of the roof.

"Thanks, Bobobo!" Beauty exclaimed gratefully.

"GAH! You ruined my plan!" Mitsuki exclaimed angrily. She charged for Bobobo but stopped when she saw Beauty struggling to get up. "Wha…what are you doing!? Y-you don't think you can fight me!? You shouldn't bother to get up!"

"I don't care if I'm not able to fight someone like you…" Beauty said in a cold tone. "You hurt my friends, and even if I get killed, I'll fight you! I don't want to see them get hurt anymore. I've always been watching from the sidelines and I'm sick and tired of it! I want to protect them, to be able to fight for them!" Suddenly, a pink mist glowed around her and she lifted her head up which showed a cold glare. "Come and fight me! Leave them all alone!"

"Fine then! I guess I can kill you by myself!" Mitsuki charged at Beauty with her sword. Beauty defended herself by putting her arms in front her, but they got cut when Mitsuki attacked her. "Oh please! You're horrible at fighting!" Suddenly, Beauty kicked her in the shin and got in a fighting position. "So that's how you wanna play it, huh? Fine then! Bring it on cousin!" She kept cutting Beauty with her sword. "Can't you even try to punch me!?"

"I told you, I don't care if I get killed by fighting you, as long as my friends don't get hurt!" Beauty exclaimed angrily. She punched Mitsuki up the chin as more blood started to bleed from her wrists.

"That's actually pretty good, but you'll never beat me!" Mitsuki exclaimed as she used her sleeve to wipe blood off of her mouth. The two then noticed Bobobo slowly get up.

"Beauty, stay out of this! I won't let you get hurt!" He exclaimed. Then he punched Mitsuki nearly to the edge of the building. "Please don't fight! I won't let you end up killing yourself!"

"Bobobo's right!" Don Patch agreed as he tried to get up, but kept slipping for some reason. "Let us fight her! You're gonna hurt yourself badly! Besides, it would kill Gasser if you got killed."

"God father is right!" Hatenkou also agreed. "He has the most wonderful ideas!"

"Beauty, please don't fight." Gasser softly said as he got up, his eyes covered by a shadow. "I can't stand to see you get hurt so badly."

"NO! I'm fighting her and that's that! I could never protect you all! I'm not gonna let anyone get hurt! Even if it hurts you on the inside that I get killed, I don't care! As along as all of you are safe!" Beauty exclaimed stubbornly. "I'm not letting any of you fight! Your all in bad condition!"

"Let's just continue this battle already!" Mitsuki exclaimed, getting annoyed.

A/N YES! That piano pain went away! The fight will continue in the next chapter because this chapter was getting too long and I wouldn't want to check it for mistakes. Anyways, here's the narrator reading his letter for his raise!

Here is it!

Dear…, Author!? What!? It was supposed to be for me! Wait! This isn't even a raise!

Well then, see ya!