The Serpent and The Lion: A Collection of Drarry Drabbles and Ficlets

by XenaDragon-xoxo

This fic will be a collection of unrelated, standalone drabbles and ficlets revolving around the chaotic, passionate, comical mess that is the Drarry ship. Marked as complete because each individual drabble is complete. Feel free to leave prompts and ideas!

10. Insults

Title: Insults
Word count: 100
Rating: K+
Warnings: Dialogue only.
Summary: The Annual Wizard's Gala is coming up.
Notes: For harry100 on LJ's Challenge Prompt 337: Career

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"Nice hair, Potter."

"Fuck off, Malfoy."

"And nice scarf. Complements your eyes."

"You can go now."

"Going alone to the Annual Wizard's Gala, Potter?"

"Seriously, are you done insulting me, Malfoy? I'm busy."

"I wasn't insulting you."

"And let me guess, you're also secretly part Pygmy Puff."

"Is being painfully stupid a profession, Potter? You could have a career in the field."

"I thought you weren't insulting me."

"I'm trying to ask you to be my date to the Gala."

"What?"

"He's finally got it."

"So all those insults earlier -"

"Not insults."

"Oh."

"Oh, indeed."

"Well, fuck me."

"Maybe later."