Title - Laugh, Love and Loony Life.
Chapter Title - A Scuffle With Chuck Norris
Author - OblivionsGarden
Genre - Humour/Romance
Disclaimer - I do not own The Confessions Of Georgia Nicholson in anyway shape or form. I only own Anna, Kyle and their dad and Hayley. And the plot for this fic.

A/n - Please leave a review, I would really appreciate it. xx

Sunday 30th October, 2011. Continued...

9:40pm
"Uh, Anna?" Came Dave's voice. "You got a first aid kit?"
"What for?"
"You threw a rolling pin at my head."

9:45pm
Oh cruddy, crud pants. Dave's nose is bleeding and there's a cut just underneath his right eye.
Pulled the first aid kit out of the top cupboard and told Dave to sit at the table. The rest of the Ace's and Barmy's went to finish watching Paranormal Activity.
Because they are normal people in couple-ey type relationships. I however, am not. I am abnormal and not in a coupley type relationship. I am in a very awkward situation with The Laughy Man who kisses then likes someone else and then pretends to be a robber and so I hit him with my rolling pin.
I think that is most definitely the definition of the 'It's complicated' selection on face book's relationship status'.

A few seconds later
Dave has some kitchen roll stuffed up his nose. I am currently cleaning the cut underneath his eye.
"Ow!" He flinched.
"Sorry. I have to make sure it's clean Dave."
"It's just a scratch, it won't kill me."
"Might if it gets infected."
"It won't."
"It could, so shush your mush and sit still."
"You worry too much."
"And you sound like you've got a cold."
Dave pulled the bloody tissue out of his nose. "Better?"
"Much."

9:50pm
"Anna?"
"Dave?"
"Can I take you out tomorrow?"
"It's Monday, we have school."
"I know, after wards. As a...uh...Date?"
"A date?" Dave nodded. "Wow...Um...Can I get back to you?"
"Sure." Dave wondered off into the living room whilst I ran off upstairs and locked myself in my bathroom.

A few seconds later.
Calling Hayley.
"Hello?"
"Hi. I need advice."
"Sounds urgent, what's the problem?"
"Well, Dave came round and-"
"I thought you weren't talking to him?"
"Well I am and the reason he came round is Kyle's fault actually."
"Why? Hang on...Kyle..." Listening to Hayley and Kyle's convo. Kyle is giggling hysterically at the fact the the Barmy's actually did what he asked. He is so dead when he comes home. "Right, so what happened?"
"I threw a rolling pin at him." More laughter from Hayley this time.
"Oh god. Sorry, love. Carry on."
"Right. Well after I cleaned his face up he asked me on a date."
"And..."
"Should I say yes or no?"
"Do you want to go on a date with him?"
"Uh...I don't know. Sort of."
"Then go."
"Right."
"Just take your time if you're not sure what to do yet. Tell him how you feel."
"Yeah, thanks."
"It's alright. See you tomorrow, lady."
"Bye."

10:00pm
When I got back to the living room all the space was taken so I took to sitting on the arm of the chair where Dave was sat. Whilst everyone was engrossed in the film, I pulled out my phone and typed a message.
'I need to talk to you in private...' I held my phone so that Dave could see the screen. He nodded in acknowledgment and then nodded to the door. We snuck out pretty easily and headed back to the kitchen.

10:05pm
"So, what's up?" He asked.
"Um...I'm not exactly sure where to start."
"I'm guessing it's to do with us?"
"Yeah. It's just got a bit confusing."
"That's an understatement."
"Yeah...Well, er...Anyway...I want to go on a date with you..."
"There's a but coming isn't there?"
"But..."
"I hate but."
"But, after everything you have to understand why I'm a bit apprehensive."
"Yeah, of course I do. If I'm honest I was expecting you to laugh in my face when I asked you on a date."
"I'm not a complete bitch."
"No, you are my bat woman. And we shall go on a date tomorrow and I will stop being Dave the arse and start being Dave the..."
"Laugh?"
"Indeed."

Monday 31st October, 2011

7:30am
"Goooooood morning!"
"Good morning!"
"We've gabbed the whole night through! Good morning, good morning to you!" Ugh. Mabs and Jools singing at half seven in the morning when you didn't go to bed until two is not cool.

8:00am
Surprisingly, regardless of the fact that there were six girls getting ready in two bathrooms, we were out of the house and on our way to school right on time.
"Ladies!" Dave is waiting on the corner as per. He looks chipper despite the cut beneath his eye which is now slightly bruised.
"Morning. How's the eye?" Called Rosie.
"Groovy. I can pass it off as a battle wound."
"So I gather we're not to tell anyone that Anna beat you up."
"Jas!" I could feel my cheeks reddening.
"Nawww, Spanna's worried about Davey boy." Dave draped his arm over my shoulder. "Don't worry, I won't call the police on you."
"You're not funny."
"Oh contra ire. I must be considering I am Dave The Laugh."
"You're a butt munch."
"Lovely." Grimaced Jools.

3:25pm
The day at school passed in what seemed to be slow motion. All together I received four texts from Dave.
1 - The school guidance councilor has made me an appointment at lunch because he think I've been fighting. I will have payback, Spanna.
2 - Ha ha, a lad in year seven believed me when I told him I got in a scufflel with Chuck Norris and came out better than he did.
3 - Still on for the date tonight? (To which I replied 'of course'.)
4 - Cool Beans. We shall discuss more on the way home.

Now walking home with Dave, the rest of the gangs having split off in the direction of their own homes.
"So, where are we going tonight?"
"I can't tell you Bat woman. It's a suprise."
"OK...So, what should I wear?"
"Clothes help. Or you can come in your nuddy pants if you prefer, I don't think I'd mind." He grinned and wiggled his eyebrows.
"Perv."
"Nein. Just the hornmeister." Giggle-snorted. "Why do you always go red when you do that? It's cute."
"You have a very odd idea of cute. Last time I checked piggy snorts weren't cute."
"They are from you."
Blushing like a big...uh...You get the picture.

5:30pm
"Hello, anyone home?" Aha! Kyle's home. Brill.
"I'm in the kitchen." I shouted.
5.
4.
3.
2.
1...Yes!
"What the- Anna!" Kyle is now drenched. Yes, I balanced a bucket of water on top of the kitchen door.
"Payback is a bitch." I grinned. I grabbed my last bit of sand which and slipped past him and a giggling Hayley. "Oh and you'll have to clean it up, I'm off out tonight."

5:45pm
Dave said wear something casual and warm. Which gave me no clues as to where we were going but never mind.
I slipped on a pair of jeans and a black and white striped top. I added my brown leather boots, my big coat with the fur collar, left my hair in waves and added simple but cute make-up.
(http :/ www .polyvore. com/ cgi/ set? id=45161897) (Take out the spaces)

6:00pm
Waiting for Dave on the corner.
"Bonjour." Turned around and saw Dave in simple jeans, trainers and hoodie. He held out a single red rose with a grin. "For the lady."
"Aw, Dave. Thank you."
He held out his arm. "Shall we?"
I linked my arm through his. "We shall."
"Laughing camels away."

6:30pm
We walked down to the beach which was pretty much deserted aside from a few people walking their dogs. It was mainly pebbles so luckily when we sat down, we didn't get sand covered bottoms.
"I didn't really plan anything cause it was sort of...spur of the moment, I figured we could just relax and talk."
"Sounds good to me."
"Cool. Wanna play 20 questions?"
"Sure."

A few seconds later...
"Uh..Right, what do you want to do after school. Career wise?"
"Comedian,"
"I should've seen that one coming." I laughed.
"Same to you."
"Um..Well...Promise you won't laugh."
"Of course."
"My ultimate dream career would be a singer, songwriter."
"No way. Can you sing?"
"Sort of."
"Sing something."
"No."
"Please." Dave is pulling a puppy dog face. It's very very cute.
"You'll laugh."
"I swear I won't."
"Well...What should I sing?"
"Anything."
With a sigh I turned my back on Dave and took a deep breath. "White lips, pale face. Breathing in snowflakes. Burnt lungs, sour taste. Light's gone, day's end. Struggling to pay rent. Long nights, strange men. And they say, she's in the Class A Team, stuck in her daydream. Been this way since 18 but lately her face seems, slowly sinking, wasting, crumbling like pastries and they scream 'the worst things in life come free to us.' Cause we're just under the upper hand. And go mad for a couple of grams. And she don't want to go outside tonight. And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland. Or sells love to another man. It's too cold outside for angels to fly."
"Bloody hell, Bat woman. That was amazing." I turned back around and grinned at Dave, despite the heat that was radiating from my cheeks.
"Your turn for a question." I mumbled.

A few seconds of
Dave 'umming' later...
"What is your full name?"
"Anna Helen Oldsworth. You?"
"David Michael Encott."
"Right." Hmm. Why do all interesting question hide from me when I play this game? "What do your parents do?"
"Dad's a doctor and mum's a photographer. And yours?"
"Dad's a salesman of some type. Not really sure what to be honest. And mum...Well, I think mum works as a dinner lady at a school."
"You think?"
"Yeah...Your question."
"What's your family life like?" Tres shocker Dave, how original.
"Well, Dad is your average dad and Kyle is your typical older brother. So uh...average and typical."
"What about your mum."
"She lives in Nottingham."
"Oh. Sorry."
"It's alright, she's a cow."
Dave chuckled. "Fair enough."
"What about your family?"
"Same really. Average parents...No siblings...Just me on my onesies."

A few minutes later
Moved up the beach cause some weirdos sat down not far from us. They were a little off putting to say the least.
"Any pets?" I asked.
"We have a puppy called Peanut."
"Peanut?" Dave nodded. "Alright then."
"You?"
"Nope. Dad's allergic to most animal fur."
"Errrrrrrmmmmm..." Dave is scratching his chin. "Dream holiday place."
"Helsinki, Finland. You?"
"Perth, Australia."

6:50pm
After discovering each other fave band, actor, film and food the subjects suddenly got a little more serious.
"What's your happiest memory, Oh Laughy Lord?"
"Laughy Lord? I like that...Erm, happiest...I don't know really. I've had lots of happy memories. What about you?"
"Same. Kinda hard to pinpoint."
"What your saddest?"
"Uh...When I found out that mum cheated on Dad."
"Sorry."
"It's alright. What about you?"
"Um...When my grandpa died. I get my comedy stuff from him, he was a nutter."
"He sounds cool."
"He was." Dave grinned.
"Most embarrassing memory?" I smirked.
"Oh god. Er...I once called our head teacher dad in front of the whole school during assembly."
"Oooh. Gutted."
"Come on then, what's yours?"
"Um..." When I went to kiss you and you turned away. NO! Shush brain, don't say that. "I once slipped on the ice back home in front of group of lads."
"That's not that bad."
"It's all I can think of."

7:00pm
"What's your favorite thing about me?" Dave lay back on the pebbles with a smirk on his face.
"Uh...Your eyes."
"Why?"
"Cause they're really really blue...Or your dimples."
"I don't have dimples."
"Yes you do."
"Don't."
"Do. Smile."
"No." Dave is trying his hardest not to smile. It didn't work. He laughed.
"Fine. But shush, It;s a secret, no one else knows."
"Riiight. What's your favorite thing about me?"
"Your stunted growth." Slapped Dave's arm. "I'm serious. Cause you're just the right height for...this." He shuffled closer and draped his arm around me shoulders. "See, your not so short I squish you but not tall enough to butt heads. Perfect."
I think my cheeks are burning.

"I can't think of anymore questions." I shrugged. Dave was still smiling.
"I have one."
"Go on then."
"Will you give me a kiss?"
"What?" Dave pucked up his lips and pointed. "Seriously?" He nodded. I moved forward and pecked his lips. He smiled before leaning forward again and making the kiss longer and soft, gentle. When he pulled back he was still grinning.
"What?"
"I was thinking about you the whole time." He tucked my hair behind my ear. I grinned back.
"Wow. Dave the arse is gone then?" Dave kissed me again.

7:10pm
Good god! He went straight from four to six with lip nibbling, (which I have to say is bloody amazing) and is now currently at six and three quarters.
"Give 'er one, mate!"
Dave pulled away and we both turned to see one of the weirdos from down the beach grinning in a creepy way. Dave stood and held out a hand to me.
"Come on. Beach is full of creeps."

7:30pm
Sharing a bag of chips with Dave.
Trying to figure out if the kiss meant we're actually a couple now or if he was just seeing if he'd be thinking of Georgia. I could just ask? It wouldn't be weird would it?
"I've thought of another question." OK then brain. Go ahead and ask before I even decided weather it's weird or not.
"Shoot."
"What did all that mean? Like what are we to each other now?"
"How do you mean?"
"Well, we kissed which is usually what couples do. So are we a...Couple or just mates that snog?"
"Well, I'd quite like it if we were official snogging partners." Frowning at Dave. "In none Ace gang speak, boyfriend and girlfriend."
"Ah. I should probably get them to teach me their entire lingo."
"Yeah."

A few seconds later.
"And I think I'd quite like being your official snogging partner Dave."
"Good, means lots more of this..."

A few more seconds later
Being snogged to within an inch of my life.
I could defo get used to this lip nibbling. NOM!

A/n -

Dave's middle and last name, Micheal Encott, is inspired by one of my fave actors, Micheal Wincott.
The song Anna sang is 'The A Team' by Ed Sheeran.