Kite: a filler episode
Josh: quit your bitchin
The mews had all been gathered at a building and were waiting to be called into the meeting hall.
"Hey guys do any of you know if they got the infidien shard?" asked Josh.
"Well, luckily for us they didn't." said Lyserg pulling out the shard.
"All right Lyserg." said Josh happily.
"Yeah thats great and all, but now what do we do with it." said Ichigo.
"Give it to me." said Kite.
Lyserg held up the shard and Kite came down and ate it.
"What the fuck, you ate it." yelled Josh.
"No, I turned it into data and saved it in my system." said Kite.
"Masha can do that to, Masha can do that to." said Masha.
"Well so you do talk, I thought you couldn't speak because you didn't say anything in so long." said Josh.
"Meany Kite broke speaker system, needed to fix." said Masha.
"Kite is that true?" asked Josh.
"Yeah, but come on the way he talks is as annoying as hell, what else was I suppose to do." said Kite.
"Even though the way he talks is annoying as hell, that doesn't make it OK to brake his speaker box, so as punishment you have to spend the whole day with him." said Josh.
"What, oh come on, you cant be serious." said Kite.
"Orders are orders you can't say no." said Josh.
"Ass hole." said Kite to himself.
"Make that two days." said Josh.
"Killer ears." said Kite.
"Excuse me there ready for you." said Hanataro as he entered the room.
"Hey it's flower-Chan." said Josh.
Hanataro suddenly fell.
"Um, my name is hanataro." said Hanataro.
"What ever you say Hamtaro." said Josh.
"Hamtaro." said Hanataro as an image of a hamster crawled into his brain.
The mews followed Hanataro to the meeting room.
"Enter here, I hope to see you again later." said hanataro as he left.
The mews entered the room to see all the captains and a few other people that included a strong Mexican man, a man with bleached orange hair, a woman with bleached orange hair, a stick man with glasses, a short black haired woman, a green haired little girl with a skull on her head, three weird looking things, a man with dark red hair, and a red haired man with his hair tied back.
"Man those guys look like weirdos." whispered Josh.
"I know." said Kiba.
"I have explained to all the present company what you are and what is occurring, and they have all agreed to help you in anyway they can." said Shigekuni.
"I guess you want us to give a proper introduction to these guys, right gramps." said Josh.
Renji got a wild look in his eyes.
"How dare you speak of Shigekuni in such a disrespectful way." said Renji.
"OK who the hell are you, why should I care, and why the fuck should I listen to you." said Josh.
"First of all I am Renji the lieutenant of the 6th division, and the reason you should listen to me is because if you don't I'll beat you to a bloody pulp." said Renji.
"bring it, I'll knock your bitch ass out!" said Josh.
"Knock it off both of you." yelled Rukia.
Josh looked up at Rukia.
"Hey whos the leprechaun." said Josh.
Rukia got a real angry look on her face.
"Who are you calling a leprechaun!" yelled Rukia as she tried to attack Josh but was being restrained by Orihime.
"Rukia please calm down." said Orihime.
After every one had calmed down The mew and shinigami introduced them selves. The party was told all about Aizen and the espadas and how they found Ashida and the others.
"OK, now we have explanations and introductions out of the way we have a few small matters to resolve, I have decided to make Ichigo and Ashida captains in the 13 Soul Reaper court divisions, normally you would have to go threw a test but I decided to make an exception do to the skills you have displayed." Said Shigekuni.
"I am honored sir." said Ashida.
"Any ways, Ichigo will take over the 5th division and Ashida will take over the 9th division." said Shigekuni. "Now for the young girl known as nel tu, I will be leaving her in the care of Ichigo and orihime, the three hollows can stay as long as they don't cause any trouble." said Shigekuni.
"Wait I still have school to attend." said Ichigo.
"We have already erased the memory's of all those who knew you besides family members and a few people with high spirit pressure." said Shigekuni.
"I'm really thankful for that because most of my friends are annoying idiots, but if nel tu is left in the custody of me and orihime doesn't that mean that me and orihime are." Started Ichigo.
"Married, yes, I have already filled out the paper work and you two are legally married, at least in the soul society." said Shigekuni.
All of a sudden Ichigo fainted.
"Ichigo!" yelled out Orihime.
Ichigo got back to his feet.
"This is crazy, I'm not ready to start a family." said Ichigo.
"Thats nonsense I started a family when I was no older then 13 years." said Shigekuni.
"Don't worry Ichigo I don't mind." said Orihime with a blush.
"I guess it won't be so bad, and it's not like I have a choice." said Ichigo.
"Hey mister, does this mean itsygo is my daddy now." said Nel.
Shigekuni nodded in response.
"yea." said Nel glomping on to Ichigo.
"Now we have one more matter to discusse, I would like to ask the mews to stay here for the weekend to get acquainted with the area and some of the shinigame, arrangements have already been made if it's alright with you." said Shigekuni.
The mews huddled together and started talking. The mews broke there huddle.
"OK we decided to go ahead and stay, we think it may give us some time to relax, kind of like a short two day vacation.
"Very good, feel free to explore soul society as you please but please don't leave the city." said Shigekuni. "Oh and to avoid confusion in between the two Ichigos, we will refer to your Ichigo as Ichigo-Chan and our Ichigo as Ichigo-kun.
"Hey what about puddings brothers and sister." said Pudding.
"Oh I sent someone to take care of them, you see we have gates to each of your worlds so we can easily come to your worlds, but we don't usely go to your worlds because there aren't any hallows in your worlds." said Shigekuni. "Oh and Toshiro I want to give you something, It's a hallow's mask that allows you to teleport, I thought it might come in handy." said Shigekuni giving toshiro the mask.
The group broke off and the mews went there separate ways threw out soul society.
With Lyserg.
Lyserg was walking down the street when he noticed Toshiro.
"Hey your the new male mew right?" asked Lyserg.
"yeah, what of it." said Toshiro.
"Do you mind if I hang out with you?" asked Lyserg.
"OK, but what you see may surprise you." said Toshiro.
The two made it to toshiro's office and opened the door to meat a woman with long wavy strawberry blond hair.
"Hey toshiro who's the boy with the green hair?" asked Rangiku.
" Rangiku, This is my new friend Lyserg." said Toshiro.
"Oh thats good, you don't seem to have many friends it's good to see your making some." said Rangiku.
"You didn't do the paper work I gave you did you." said Toshiro looking away.
When he looked back she was gone.
"Wow she's fast." said Lyserg.
With Kiba.
Kiba was walking down the street when he suddenly stoped.
"My fan girl senses are tingling." said Kiba.
Kiba looked behind him to see a group of female shinigami whispering.
"Did you here thats the guy who beat Aizen." said one of the girls.
"No way." said another one of the girls.
Kiba turned and began to walk, the girls fallowed him, he sped up and the girls sped up, he proceeded to run faster and faster and so did the girls.
"Not again." cried Kiba as he ran from the mob of fan girls.
With Shingo
Shingo was walking down the street when he noticed hanataro moving a package of medical supplies.
"Hey hanataro you mind if I help you with that." said Shingo.
"I don't mind." said hanataro.
Shingo lifted up the box of medical supplies and fallowed hanataro to the 4th squad barracks.
"This is the place." said hanataro.
The two went into the building, met the squad captain of the 4th division who shingo was surprised to find was so polite, The two proceeded passed her down the hall.
"You seem like a really nice person you probably have a lot of friends." said Shingo to hanataro.
"No, I'm actually bullied a lot." said hanataro.
"I wonder why that is." said shingo.
Shingo suddenly heard hanataro's name being mentioned in one of the rooms.
"Hey hanataro I have to go I'll catch up with you later." said Shingo.
"Oh OK." said Hanataro.
Shingo turned invisible and went into the room where he heard hanataro's name being used. He found a number of girls holding hanataro plushese.
"Welcome to todays meeting of the hanataro fan club, todays discussion is try to get hanataro into a nurses outfit." said a women at the front of the room.
"Oh thats why he's bullied so much." said Shingo with a swet drop.
With Josh.
Josh had found his way to 11th devisions training dojo.
"This place looks really nice." said Josh.
Josh walked into the dojo.
"Wow, every thing in here is so shiny, those swords, that floor, that guys head." said Josh looking at Ikkaku.
Ikkaku got a very agitated look on his face.
"Hey shut up about me being bald." said Ikkaku.
"hey I'm a little board do you want to fight." said Josh.
"Sure it's not like I have anything better to do." said Ikkaku as he released his zanbakto.
Josh transformed and pulled out his light saber and cut Ikkaku's zanbakto clean in half as if it was nothing.
"Wow that was kind of boring." said Josh.
A man with stupid looking hair walked into the room.
"Your quite strong, but that is to be expected of the supposed mews, but unfortunately your not that attractive." said Yumichika.
Josh looked at Yumichika for a second, he put his light saber barley in Yumichika's hair causing it to catch on fire.
"aww, put it out." yelled Yumichika as he patted his hair.
When he finally patted the fire out his hair was burnt really bad.
"You ruined my perfect hair!" yelled Yumichika.
"Trust me its an improvement, and besides you two are both boring isn't there someone to fight who isn't a total weakling." complained Josh.
At that moment Kenpachi entered the room.
"Well if your looking for someone strong to fight, I'd be happy to be your opponent." said Kenpachi.
"Thats fine by me." said Josh.
The two began to fight, the fight lasted a good three hours before Kenpachi finally passed out, when the fight was over the entire dojo had been destroyed.
"Wow he is a strong fighter, but in the end I won, I'm gonna take a nap now." said Josh as he headed for the 11th Division bunkers.
"Hey who's gonna fix this place!" yelled Ikkaku.
With Kite and Masha
Kite and Masha were flying around site seeing.
"Hey Masha, I'm curious are you a boy or a girl." asked Kite.
"Masha was programed as a girl but has a voice of a boy." said Masha.
"Oh thats just great, now I feel guilty about braking her speaker system." thought Kite.
"Masha likes Kite when he's nice." said Masha.
Kite began to blush.
"Masha didn't know Kite could blush." Said Masha.
"I have been programed with several human like features." said Kite.
"Oh OK." said Masha.
With Pai and Lettuce.
Pai and lettuce had made there way to Mayuri's lab.
"Oh it the mew and the alien from the meeting." said Mayuri.
"Your the head of science here arnt you." said Pai.
"That is correct." said Mayuri.
"Oh its always a pleasure to meat a fellow scientist." said Pai as he shook Mayuri's hand.
"Like wise, hey do you mind if I dissect you and your mew friend." said Mayuri.
When he looked to see the people who he was talking to he found them to be gone.
"Oh well thats to bad." said Mayuri.
Pai was carrying lettuce down the street.
"I don't know whats up with that guy but I think it's a good idea to get as far away from him as possible." said Pai.
With Kish and Ichigo.
They were just stuffing there faces with sweets from the local vendors, so will skip them.
With Pudding and tart.
"Why are we doing this again?" asked Tart.
"You'll see." said Pudding.
They finally found a group of people and pudding began to put on a show.
"That figures." said Tart.
With Zakuro.
With Mint.
At the end of the day.
Kon: thanks for not killing me and letting here
Josh: yeah yeah yeah just read the preview
Kon: right
Next time: the mew enjoy the second day of there vacation but the brake must be cut short due to the apperence of a nem malew mew and infidien shard