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Hey everyone! It's me. This chapter and its stunts came to me in a dream and I pretty much thought it was hilarious. So, without further ado, here's chapter ten of you FAAAVORITE story!
This Chappie is dedicated to aka-neko-chan. Aww, thanks so much! I'm so proud to be your favorite author!
Chapter Ten-Truth or Dare
"Alice," I whined, "What was soooo important that you dragged me away from my boyfriend, who, in fact, I can only see in limited hours?"
Alice smirked. She reached for the doorknob, turned it, and opened the solid wood door. As soon as the door was opened, my siblings screamed "Truth or Dare!" I could feel my eyes widen in tremendous fear.
"Aww," said Emmett, "Little Kyra's afraid of a game!" I glared at my brother as I whacked him in the back of the head with all my might.
"Ouch!" he cried, rubbing the back of his head. "I hope I don't bruise!"
"Emmett," said Jasper, "You sort of have to have blood in order to bruise!"
"So," said Emmett (un)intelligently.
"I am not scared," I said, "More of… concerned…seeing how I've never played Truth Or Dare: Cullen Style!"
"Well," said Bella, "As you know, we don't get hurt easily so you won't be too scarred."
"If you are scarred," said Rosalie, "IT will be mentally, not physically."
"And if we do scar you," said Edward, "We are deeply sorry, aren't we?" the rest of my siblings grumbled out "yes."
"Okay," said Alice, "Everyone sit in a circle now." She took Jasper's hand and sat down. Emmett and Rosalie sat down beside them. I sat down beside Rose. Edward sot down beside me, and Bella decided to plop herself down on Edward's lap. We all looked at each other, sitting in the immensely small circle. Actually, it was more of an oval, or a messed up circle.
"I'll go first," announced Alice, "Uhm… Emmett! Truth or dare?"
"Dare!" he cried, "I'm no wimp!"
"I dare you… to change the neighbors cat into a vampire!" cried Alice. We all stood and went outside. We watched as Emmett stalked into the neighbors' yard and get their small cat. He brought it back in the house, stroking it lovingly
"When you wake up," said Emmett to the cat, :You will be called Jewel. And, let me tell you, you will be once sexy little vampiric cat!"
"Have any of you actually done this before?" I asked Edward
"Yes," he said, "Little miss Bella over here changed a cat just a few months after she was changed."
"Yeah," she reminisced, "And I love my little Sparkle-Foo."
"What happened to it?" I asked
"Carlisle disassembled him," said Bella
"Him?" I asked, "You named a dude cat Sparkle-Foo?"
"Yes," she said, "I did." She mentally picked up a pencil and threw it at me.
"Ow." I said, rubbing my arm.
"Animal changes take less time, especially with smaller animals," said Edward, "This cat looks like she could still be a kitten. How long, Alice?"
"One hour after she's bitten," said Alice
We all turned and looked at Emmett. He picked Jewel up and looked at her, straight in her green eyes. He turned her to the left, just a bit and bit her, right in the neck. Jewel cried out. Then she started to yowl. So what did we do? We put her in the closet. She would remain there for the rest of the hour.
"Okay," said Emmett, "My turn. Kyra… truth… or dare?" just like Emmett to say it soooo dramatically.
"Dare," I said bravely, "No questions asked."
"I dare you…" he looked around, "To go to the hospital, ram this letter opener through your stomach and demand Carlisle to treat you." I laughed at the thought and took the letter opener from my giant of a brother.
"I'll go with her to make sure she does it," said Rosalie. We drove to the small hospital in Rose's convertible. All the way there we talked about girly stuff. When we got there, I turned the letter opener in my hand
"Ready?" she asked. I smiled at her. We got out of the car. I jammed the letter opener into my stomach, immediately smelling the deer I had from my last hunt. The letter opener in my gut didn't hurt a bit, but being the amazing actress that I am, I was able to stumble in and make it look like I was dying. I was groaning in 'pain' as Rose walked me in.
"Miss Cullen!" cried one of the nurses, "You're hurt!" no freaking way. I had a letter opener in my stomach. I would be dead if I were a human. "Let's get Dr. Johnson in here!"
"NO!" I yell, "I demand that my father is the one to treat me!" the nurse paged Carlisle and within a half a minute, I could see Carlisle racing down the hallway from my new position: the fetal position on the floor silently laughing so the humans couldn't hear me. As soon as he saw me, lying there on the floor, looking like an idiot to vampire eyes, he shook his head.
"Go home," he said.
The nurses looked utterly shocked. "Dr. Cullen! You're daughter had been stabbed! She's dying!"
"No she's not," he said, "I requested my children would have a family game night. Let me guess, Truth or Dare?" I nodded, looking up at him from my position on the floor. "And the dare was from Emmett?" I grinned at my father as he helped me up. I took the letter opener out form my stomach and gave it to my dad.
"And what, my dear daughter, do you suppose I do with this?" he asked me in a discussed tone.
"I don't know," I said, "Get creative, Dad!" He gave me the ha-ha-funny look. I gave him a hug, getting the old deer blood all over his teal SCRUBS and white doctors jacket. "By the way," I said, "Beautiful outfit, Dad, truly. You should wear it around the house. All you need is a few accessories!"
"Go home girls," he said to us. He turned on his heels and walked back to his office. Rose and I laughed as we left the building. We drove, top down, back to the house. We got inside and sat back down in the circle.
"So," said Bella, "Did Dad freak?"
"No," I said
"But the nurses did!" said Rosalie.
"Okay, Kyra," said Jasper, "Your turn."
"Um… Bella," I said, "Truth or dare?"
"Oh, I remember last time… Emmett," said Bella, glaring at Emmett, "Truth!"
"Besides Edward, who is your favorite immortal teen in this family?" I asked.
"Remember, I love you all so much. You're the best family ever," she said, "This is difficult! Alice. Even with all of your scary shopping trips, you can still make things better. Emmett. No matter what, you can make me laugh. Jazzy. Even without your power, you can calm me down, and that's a good thing seeing how when I'm angry I'm quite scary. Rosalie. You pretty much hated me at first buy you're one of the best friend I could ever ask for. Kyra. Even though you are dating my ex-best-friend, you are still an amazing sister, friend and listener. Edward. Need I say more?"
"Edwards not in this," said Emmett, "just choose, woman!"
Bella sighed and almost silently mumbled "Alice."
Alice jumped up and cried, "Whoo!" she gave Bella a hug. As this went on, a tinkling, musical meow came from the closet.
"Kyra, get the cat. Emmett, get the dish. Rose, get the special-occasion 'do-not-open' bottle of cheetah blood," said Alice, "Our cat is going to be thirsty."
"Alice," said Bella, "Mom's gonna kill you for using the special-occasion 'do-not-touch' cheetah blood to feed a vampiric kitten."
"Oh well," said Alice. I laughed as I went over to the hall closet. I opened the door and picked up the small cat. She had changed. Her previously smoky fur was now a sleek black and her eyes were a blood red. I pet the forever kitten. Jewel just looked up at me and nudged my face lovingly.
I took Jewel to the kitchen and put her down on the table. Emmett and Rose brought over a crystal dish filled with the special-occasion 'do-not-touch' cheetah blood (this is getting extremely annoying to type) Jewel hissed defensively at them and then lapped up her first meal. When the plate was completely empty, she looked about and hissed at the rest of my siblings. She jumped down from the table and nudged my leg lovingly.
"Dude!' cried Emmett, "Not cool! Not cool at ALL! She only likes Kyra! I'm the one that changed her!"
"Maybe you stink!" I offered
"Hey!" said Rosalie and Emmett at the same time.
"Well, Kyra," said Edward, "You've got yourself a cat!" I picked up my little vampiric cat and took her upstairs to my room. I looked at my cats now topaz eyes. I patted her head and she started to purr. I closed my solid door, encasing my kitten in my room, and went downstairs
"Well, Em," I said, sitting down at the table, "You were right."
"I was?" he asked
"Yeah," I said, "Jewel is one sexy little vampiric cat!"
"A sexy little vampiric cat that hates everyone but my twin!" said Alice. She dance over and gave me a kiss on the cheek. Throughout the rest of the night, Edward had to kiss Emmett on the cheek, Jasper had to dance in a ballerina outfit, Rosalie had to eat a slice of cake and Alice had to eat a rat. It was gross. All of it. And I laughed the entire time.
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When Carlisle came into the house, he immediately smelled Jewel upstairs. And, let me tell you a story, he was not happy at all. Not amused at a little game of truth or dare.
"Bella," he said.
"It wasn't me this time," said Bella defensively, "It was Emmett!"
"Emmett!" called Carlisle, "Come here please!"
"Sell out," said Emmett to Bella. Bella smiled a sugary smile at Emmett as he trudged up the stairs behind Carlisle. I laughed at both of them as Emmett gave Bella the super-scary-atomic Death Glare.
I went and sat down by Rosalie, who was filing her nails on the couch. She looked at me and smiled a smile that would put super models to shame.
"Hey, sis," she said
"Hey," I said back.
"How's your stomach?" she asked me
I lifted my shirt to show my stomach had no marks on it. "All better!" I said in a five-year-old sort of way.
"No band-aids needed!" she laughed.
"It was a dare!" boomed Emmett, "Have SOME sense of humor, Dad." Rosalie and I started to laugh.
"Which dare?" I asked her
"But the cat only likes Kyra!" cried Emmett.
"Jewel," we said together. We started to laugh again.
"Kyra," said Carlisle, in his normal, freakishly calm voice, "Please come up here."
"Wish me luck," I said to Rosalie. She gave me a hug
"Your turn," said Emmett at he took my spot on the couch and wrapped his arm around Rosalie. I went upstairs and into Carlisle's office.
"Kyra," he said warmly, "Please, sit down." I sat down in the chair across form him. "Now, let's discuss this cat."
"Jewel," I said, "Her name is Jewel."
"Jewel?" he asked
"Yeah," I said, "Emmett named her, not me."
"Okay then," said Carlisle, "Jewel. Emmett tells me that she only likes you. She didn't even warm up to Emmett, who was the one who changed her."
"Yeah," I said again, "Carlisle, please to disassemble her! You won't ever have to see her! I'll keep her in my room and hive her little rats to feed off of! I promise!"
"You swear that you'll take care of her?" he asked
"Yes!" I said, "It's pretty difficult to kill a vampiric cat!"
"Okay," he sighed, "You can keep her."
"Thank you, Dad!" I said, "I love you!" I kissed him on the cheek.
"Yes, well, I wouldn't like to talk about that stunt you pulled at the hospital today. That could have ruined us and we would have had to move!" I grinned sheepishly at my father.
"Sorry," I said, "I won't do it again." I rushed out of his office and went into my room. I picked up Jewel, who was waiting for me at the door, and started to pet her. Jewel started to purr loudly.
"You get to stay!" I whispered to her. I took my phone out of my pocket to tell him about Jewel when I noticed the time: 3:32 AM. If I called Jacob, no matter how much he loved me, he would be hysterically mad. So instead, I went out on my roof (for those of you who are confused, her room is on the third floor, and the roof she's climbing into is the second floor's roof. She sees it outside of her window.) and sat there a while. For a while, I just stared off into space, but after about a half an hour, I smelled an awful smell. I heard a howl and then a big black wolf came out of the woods. It was obviously one of the pack, but I didn't know it by name. But, that one time I hunted, this was the big black wolf I saw.
"Phase back," I requested. The wolf went to the woods. I heard some rustling and about a minute and a half later, Sam, the alpha, come out.
"Hi, Sam!" I said
"Hi, Kyra," he said back.
"Guess what?" I joked, "you smell like wet dog and poop!"
"Guess what?" he joked right back, "You smell like dead stuff and skunks."
"Well then," I said, "Go us!" Sam started to laugh. "So what brings you to Forks, my dear sir?" I asked
"I'm here to discuss a final treaty," he said.
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Sarah