Chapter 5: A Tale of Two Penises
Harry barged into the next room, stopping short upon seeing the throan in the shape of a supersized penis and testicals. Voldepenis was lounging on the ballsack, while the huge penis functioned as a back rest. Harry was enraged. "Why the fuck didn't I think of that myself!" he growled.
"Ah, Harry, Harry, Harry," Voldemort rose from his throan. His massive penis quickly grew to its full size—18 inches in length and 7 inches in gurth. "Harry, Harry, Harry," He crooned, stroking his massive penis. "Do you know, that my penis is supernatural too?"
"What the fuck? How?"
"It has been this way since I was 16 years old. How do you think I got my basalask to be loyal to me? It certainly wasn't just because I could speak parseltongue, oh no… we shared some, rather interesting tips with each other. For example, the basalask taught me a rather, interesting way of using my tongue-"
"Oh god, I just don't want to know." Harry stuck his fingers in his ears. "La la la, I can't hear you, I can't hear your disgusting, gross stories," he slowly pulled his fingers out. "Are you done?"
Voldepenis pouted. "Well I suppose if you don't' want to hear my stories…"
"No, no I don't. And now I'm gonna kill you because you're creapy as shit."
"Oh Harry, Harry, Harry," Voldepenis laughed. "You could not possibly kill me. My penis is much too large for you to handle."
Harry looked down at his own penis. It was a respectable 14 inches in length and 4.5 inches in gurth, but Voldepenis was right. His lower lip trembled. "B-but…"
"Instead, I propose that you join me. We could take over the world Harry. You can't even imagine the things we could do…" Voldepenis's supernatural penis twitched.
"Okay, fine," Harry sighed. "I suppose… if there's no other way…"
"That's the spirit," Voldepenis smiled. When he did so, his face stretched beyond humanly possible and his mouth opened, displaying cracked, rotting, black teeth.
"Oh, god," Harry stumbled backwards. "Never do that again."
Voldepenis pouted, falling to the ground. He promptly started crying big, long, thick baby penises. "My penises love me, don't you, my babies? My babies would never be mean to me would they? Oh no they wouldn't."
As if in response, two of the penises slithered into his mouth and two slithered into his ass. Harry decided to let them have their moment together.

Once Voldepenis was done, he stood up. Harry looked up from his porno. "Hey, can you teach me how to make my penis big like yours?"
"Yes my dear apprentis," Voldepenis sultrily walked towards Harry. "All you have to do is imagine it."
"Oh, thanks." Harry imagined a truely magnificent penis, 24 inches in length and 12 inches in gurth. Instantly, his penis expanded to form his image. Then he imagined his balls dropping more and more as they expanded to hold more and more supernatural cum. In no time, his balls were the size of pumpkins. "And now, you die." Harry smirked at Voldemort, reaching down to stroke his supernatural penis. In no time, he could feel the supernatural cum shooting through his supernatural penis. With one long moan from Harry, a torrent of supernatural cum exploded from the end of his supernatural penis. Instantly, Voldemort was abliterated.
Harry took his hands from his soffening supernatural penis and looked around the room. Instantly, he noticed the problem. The walls had litterally turned white from all the supernatural cum, and it was all dripping down to form a pool on the ground. Harry pondered for a second, before coming up with the perfect sollution. He masterbated once again until he orgasmed a puddle of cum, which formed into Bellatrix. "What do you desire-" then her jaw dropped from the amount of supernatural cum coating the floor and walls. Instantly, she started licking it all up. Harry looked away, masterbating until supernatural cum shot out and formed a portal that led to his supernatural penis crib. He stepped into it, and was gone.

Author note: This ain't the end yet :)