Aaaand another One Shot :) It's based on Rule #60 from the guideline to living with the Avengers. Again, English is not my mother tongue therefor there will be grammar and other mistakes in it...

Disclaimer: I own nothing except my OC Jackie Walker

Truth Or Dare

Rule #60

Truth of Dare has been banned

I don't know what exactly happened.

What I do know is that I was just minding my own business, when suddenly a wild Tony Stark appeared behind the bar counter and used the attack Confusion. I stood there, listened to his rambling. Inside I was like 'Dude, are you drunk because I can't understand a single word' and in a blink of an eye, I was sitting between Natasha and Bruce.

The others were also there, sitting on the floor, forming a circle.

The first thing that came into my mind is that we'll perform black magic and summon a demon who will grant us any wishes. Imagine my disappointment when Tony put an empty wine bottle in the middle of the circle.

I really should stop reading mystery mangas.

"As you can see, I convinced Jay-Jay to participate in our little game" Tony said proudly, using one of my many nicknames I received over the time.

Pfft yeah, more like confused the hell out of me and, used it for his advantage and dragged me here.

And I supposed the little game is 'Truth or Dare'.

Tony grabbed the bottle and spun it. The bottle spun and spun until it slowed down a little bit and then stopped completely pointing at… Clint.

"Birdy, truth or dare?"

"Dare" Clint answered without hesitation.

"Thought so" Tony commented and then looked at Steve, who looked a bit puzzled. He probably have never played 'Truth or Dare' before. "Captain, you have the honor to give our Birdy a dare"

Steve raised both eyebrows, thinking hard. My mind was already thinking of some good dares for the others, such like drinking the toilet water, or put your head into the toilet and then flush it…

Not that I ever had to do the latter one.

"I dare you to confess your undying love to Miss Romanoff in the cheesiest way"

I mentally face palmed myself. That got to be one of the most boring dare I've ever heard. But then again, it's Steve we're talking about. A part of me kind of expected such things.

Clint stood up, walked over to Natasha and then kneeled in front of her, holding her hand. All the time he was speaking in an overdramatic manner. Clint also started to call her his 'Fairy queen', 'Cherry blossom' and other cheesy stuff I'd rather not repeat or else I'm sure I'll have to puke. Or die because of laughing too much.

After Clint's little Shakespeare performance the bottle was spun again.

Steve was our victim this time.

I crossed my finger that he'd pick truth.

He chose dare. Well, that was unexpected.

Clint was the one who gave the dare this time.

"Steve, I dare you to strip off all your clothes and then dance around and sing 'I'm Superman and I'm going to save the word'"

Ouch, that's a mean one. A mean one, but also a good one.

We all looked at Steve exceptional. He had a blank stare. Hm, guess he's chickening out.

"What, too scared to dance around in your birth suit?" Tony taunted with a smirk, obviously trying to provoke him.

Without another word Steve stood up and began to strip. Everyone looked surprised, because we didn't really believed that Steve would go through this dare.

Before I could see Steve completely naked, someone covered my eyes.

"Jackie is still a minor" Natasha explained. No further questions were asked.

"Don't worry Jay-Jay" Tony tried to cheer me up "In a couple of years you're allowed to see this kind of things, but for now, just stay as our holy virgin Mary"

Uh yeah, I'm not the ONLY virgin here…

In the background I could hear how Steve started to sing. Natasha didn't put her hands away until Steve was completely dressed again. He was beet red.

I'm sure in five, six years he'll regret his actions. Or in two weeks. Earliest tomorrow evening.

Without saying another word, Steve spun the bottle. It pointed at Tony.

"Well, give me the best you can offer"

I rolled my eyes. It's Steve's turn again to order a dare. I'm sure it's probably not even going to be a 'real' dare again, just like before with Clint.

"Stark, I dare you to grope Fury's butt"

There was silence in the room.

Steve had a smug smile on his face. He actually looked pretty proud of himself.

"Okay, I think game time is over now, Director Fury wants to see us, so back to work" Clint said and stood up. He sounds like a caretaker talking to a bunch of kindergarten kiddies.

Hm, I wonder if Tony is actually going to grope Fury's ass…

oOoOoOo

"Hey guys!" I greeted as I walked into the rec room "Has anyone seen Tony for the last few days? I can't reach him, Pepper and JARVIS doesn't know where he is either…"

"Well, the last time we saw him was at the Avengers meeting" Clint replied while taking a sip from his coffee.

"That meeting after our little game?"

He nodded but then abruptly stopped drinking his coffee and looked at me with a slightly worried look.

"You don't think he really did go through the dare, did he?"

I shrugged casually and made myself a tea.

"It wouldn't surprise me if he actually did. Though I'd really like to know what Fury did to him that causes him to disappear for so long"

We never did find out what happened, and truthfully we didn't even want to know.

What we do know is that 'Truth or Dare' has been banned.

Spoilsport.

BTW, feel free to give me some critics, like what I can do to improve my storied and/or writing styles... xD