"WHATTHEHELLISTHAT2!?"
"A kitty."
"THAT IS NOT A KITTY!"
"Whats going on?"
I looked at the strangest thing in my life. It had ears of a kitten, a tail of a wolf, and a body of a... um... Maltese mix?
"I dont think thats a kitty, 2."
"It is! Hear it meow! Say meow, fluffy!"
"Meow,"
"Oh, so it is a-"
"Woof!"
"What the f### is wrong with that thing?!"
"Huh, he never made that noise before. Are you sick?"
"NO ITS NOT! You need to put it back!"
"NO 3! Its cute see?"
*VERYCUTEFACE*
"AWWWWW! ITS THE MOST CUTEST THING EVER!-
WAIT. OH CRAP."
"hEH!"
"Lets keep it!"
"YOU GOT IT 3!"
Man, I wonder how it feels like to sleep. *STares at 2 sleeping*
And why does 2 have big 2 apples?*Stares at breasts*
"Oi, 2."
"mm, what?"
"Why do you have big apples *points at breasts*"
"I... Dont know."
"...""..."
"Ok. How does it feel when you sleep?"
"Well, peaceful and pitch-dark quiet."
"... Can I look at big apples?"
"Sory, no."
"Ok."
"And by the way,"
"HM?"
"They're called boobs."
lol