Author's ramblings: I am only half an hour late this time. It's 00:30 right now, and I need to think of something to write…
Ding! I thought of something! I normally want Snape to die old and alone, but whatever. If you don't get it, you're stupid.
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Jargon.
"If the wolfsbane reacts inversely with one third of serpents gilding, what will happen to their relationship?" asked Professor Snape as he swept into the cold dungeon, his cloak billowing out behind him just so.
Silence met his question, not even Hermione knew, much to her own surprise.
Snape glared around the room, knowing full well that no one could possibly know the answer. After all, how could two things that were so different react together and not split? How could wolf and snake react together at all? It was chemically unsound! But under the right conditions…