JEALOUS
Intro: -Chumba Wumba, 'Pissin' the Night Away'- I'm feeling a violent WolfYuri vibe lately…
A/N: Hooo... This one is rather short...
Wolfram is known for being crazy jealous. That was old news, tell me something new.
Well, how about I explain to you just how jealous Wolfram is? He has quite a reputation, I must say.
Wolfram has gotten jealous of other girls. Wolfram has gotten jealous of his fiancée's tutor. Wolfram has gotten jealous of a dolphin, his brothers, the shrine maiden, and his very own mother. Most of all, Wolfram was jealous of a teddy bear.
"Where's Mr. Tickles?" Yuri asked one night.
"I threw him out," Wolfram bluntly stated, ""I'm giving you a new teddy bear to sleep with."
"Where?"
"I'm right here."
Afterthoughts: I think this came out damn good! I feel proud of myself! Please review so I know how I did. (puppy-dog eyes)