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That's right everyone I decided I might write a few more chapters, this might not be a permanent fixture but I wanted to do it because its my story with the most reviews per chapter and is therefore my most enjoyed one by my readers even though it is one of the shorter ones! Also these new chapters might be less based around an odd couple per chapter but instead continuing off the foundations I made enjoy!
There I go blathering like a pigeon! Unrated Director's cut bra
Chapter 10: The Halloween Bash
Scott stood looking around, "You know I wonder where Rahne went…"
"Oh she'll turn up somewhere," said Xavier as he licked foot cream off of Tabitha's nose.
In the background stood Kurt dressed as Hannibal Lecter for Halloween he was slicing off the top of Cannonballs head then feasting upon the brains.
Rogue stood nearby, "I can't help but feel something is amiss…"
"Whatever do you mean?" asked Kurt.
"Well Rahne disappears mysteriously, and now I can't seem to find Sam," she looked back at Kurt but the Sam was now covered with a lampshade.
Mesmero walked in the room arriving next to Rogue, "Heh, I heard you like old creepy perverts."
"Now that you mention it…" Rogue trailed off.
Sabretooth ran up behind Mesmero, "To late he's mine!!!"
"Aihhhhheeeeee!" Mesmero screamed in terror as he was unwillingly taken to the janitor's closet.
Meanwhile…
The door to Kitty's room opened again the satisfied old man walked out wearing Kitty's X-men uniform with an expression reminiscent of an orange sliced in half, "It doesn't work as well the other way."
He started to cry, Kitty walked out wearing a robe and shrugged.
Then Lance marched over, "Hey! You stealing my pretty kitty!"
"Where?" asked Magneto then Lance leaped out of a window.
"What did you do?" asked Kitty.
"Axe deodorant may attract all women but it repels all men but Sabretooth," said Magneto.
Before Kitty could say anything Beast rose from the dead outside laughing his ass off only to die again repeating this cycle over and over again.
"I wonder what Dr. McCoy's problem is…" said Kitty.
"His problem is he doesn't have me!" said Magneto as they leaped back in the room.
Meanwhile…
At the Acolyte Base St. John found himself only more in debt now that he was having to done organs trying to pay off his gambling debt.
Gambit had him living outside that he now owned one of his feet, an appendix, and his room.
Pyro shivered outside until he looked up it was Storm she then said, "Ready to make some milk chocolate babies!"
"Oh yes!" Pyro exclaimed.
He pulled out a dark chocolate rabbit, and Storm pulled out a white chocolate one it started to make milk chocolate bunnies with them.
"I thought you two were going to do it…back to my low-grade porn…" Gambit sighed…