(LAST CHAPTER! HOPE YOU ENJOY!)
When all the Arkham inmates filed into the cafeteria the next morning a familiar face was waiting for them.
"Well, it sure is nice to be back here isn't it?" Poison Ivy sat in her usual spot in the lunchroom not knowing what went on in Arkham for the last couple of months. "So I've heard the funds have been cut in half again? Pretty obvious since I wouldn't even feed my plants this gruel." She picked at her plate with her fork and the noticed the other male inmates didn't seem to be saying anything. "…What's with you guys today?"
"We…had a long week…"Riddler sighed not wanting to say anything further; it was one thing if the doctor's knew what had happened the last few weeks, but it was another if Ivy ever got hold of the information. All the painful hours that she'd keep talking about what happened and all the times she would probably laugh at them or giggle slightly as they walked by. Every last one of the inmates knew it was probably better to keep their mouth's shut, even Harley thought so.
"ATTENTION ARKHAM INMATES!" Dr. Leland spoke over the intercom. "WILL RICKY WILLIAM IS NOW HOSPITALIZED, AND WILL NO LONGER BE A ROOMMATE TO ANY OTHER INMATE FROM NOW ON BECAUSE OF HIS CONDITION!"
"WOOOOOOOOOOOH!" Edward, Jervis, Jonathan, Harvey, Dummy and Scarface, Mr. Freeze puddle, Croc, and Joker all jumped out in the air celebrating and high fiving each other. Harley was even squealing with joy, while Ivy sat in silence, utterly lost to why all the inmates seemed to be so relieved.
"AND FURTHER MORE YOU DON'T EVEN NEED ROOMMATES SINCE BRUCE WAYNE HAS DONATED MORE MONEY TO THE ASYLUM!"
The inmates cheered even louder and Poison Ivy curiously tilted her head to the side.
"GO RICH GUY!" Jonathan yelled.
"I used to work for him, he was MY boss." Jervis proudly announced.
"Well who cares he was the one who bought MY Minotaur Maze!" Edward budded in trying to out do the Mad Hatter.
Poison Ivy came up to the group. "Wow! I didn't know you guys liked your own cells THAT much?"
"AND EVEN FURTHER MORE!" Leland went on. "I'M SORRY ABOUT THE WHOLE RAPTOR INCADENT!"
"SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhh!" All the guys smiled dropped and they all spun around to desperately try to stop her before she continued…it didn't work.
"I'M SORRY I HAVE STUCK YOU MEN IN A CELL WITH WILL WILLIAM FORMALLY KNOWN AS THE RAPING RAPTOR!"
The group of guys covered their ears; maybe she wouldn't say anything if they couldn't hear it,….sorta. Suddenly though, this speech just became a whole lot more interesting for Pamela Isely.
"SO NOW I WILL APOLOGIZE TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU; I AM SORRY EDWARD YOU WERE ALMOST RAPED! I AM SORRY JERVIS YOU HAD ALMOST BEEN RAPED! I AM SORRY JONATHAN YOU HAD ALMOST BEEN RAPED! I AM SORRY HARVEY YOU HAD ALMOST BEEN RAPED!"
"HA!" Ivy burst out while Two-Face hit his head repeatedly on the table, groaning and cursing under his breath.
"I AM SORRY WAYLON YOU HAD ALMOST BEEN RAPED! I AM SORRY VICTOR YOU HAD ALMOST BEEN RAPED! AND FINALLY SORRY JOKER, YOU HAD BEEN RAPED IS WHAT I HEARD! I AM SORRY YOU HAVE BEEN RAPED BY WILL WILLIAM!"
Poison Ivy busted out in to laughter while Joker covered his face from embarrassment and shame. "He just poked me in the ear…it's not funny." He murmured.
"I think it's hilarious!"
When Dr. Leland was done with her speech all the male inmates who had been mentioned all covered their faces behind food treys and pretended that they didn't exist, trying to blend in with the background.
"Well I think that cleared everything up!" Dr. Leland proudly exclaimed to the two guards next to her. "I think all the inmates have forgiven me, and certainly understand the pressure I had been under, and are very happy to hear this apology."
"Sure doc." The guard told her. "I think they're REAL happy…"
"YOU GUYS WERE ALMOST RAPED BY THE RAPING RAPTOR! I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT!" Pamela laughed about it almost the whole lunch period while the inmates ignored her and tried devising a plan.
"Ok guys, here's the plan; we sneak in to the infirmary in the middle of the night." Edward went on with the group getting excited. "And kill that bastard Will while he's sleeping!"
"YEAH!" The group exclaimed, but alas when the time came and they were about to kill the Raping Raptor, Batman was waiting for them and of course carried them back to their cells.
"I don't get it! How'd he find us!?" Harvey yelled out while getting carried away handcuffed.
"Nygma…did you?" Jonathan glared.
"Did I leave a riddle for Batman?! Of course not…"
Jervis hit him on the back of the head with his handcuffs. "Tell the truth Tooth-Brush Boy!"
"OW!...yeah I did leave a riddle behind."
"(SIGH!) Nice going Nygma!"
"HEY! At least I didn't try to scare Batman away by spraying him with Febreeze pretending it was fear toxin!"
"Oh, would you two be quite! I'm already getting a headache from this." Jervis pushed at the other two causing them to bump in to Harvey.
"HEY IT'S YOUR FAULT WE'RE IN THIS SITUATION!" Two-Face hit Jervis with his elbow. "YOU AND YOUR FAULTY MIND CONTROL CHIP! DID YOU THINK IT WOULD REALLY WORK ON BATMAN!"
The Mad Hatter fell back a few steps and rubbed his injured arm. "Well at least I wasn't distracted flipping a quarter!"
"THAT'S IT!" Breaking away from Batman's grip he lounged forward on to Jervis followed by Edward getting knocked back and Jonathan getting freaked out causing him to hide under Batman's cape.
"HEY YOU TWO!" The Dark Knight tried separating the both of them but then tripped over Scarecrow causing him to fall on Riddler.
Joker and Croc were the only two to stay relatively quite and so, making the best of this opportunity, Croc started sprinting away, as Joker pointed and laughed hysterically at the scene in front of him.
"UGH!" Batman threw his batarangs at Crocs feet causing him to trip. He lifted himself up and tossed Harvey back; finally after an hour of getting them under control he got them all in to their cells. Joker laughed all the way there, too.
"Wow thank you Batman!" The guard ran over. "How were you able to capture them all?"
"I'm Batman."
"I don't think that's an appropriate response." The looked away for a split second, "How'd you really-" Turning back, Batman had already disappeared. "Hm…" He scratched his head. "What a rude dude." He whistled the tune from Looney Tunes and went on with his marry way, that is, until his walky talky went off.
"EMERGENCY! WILL WILLIAM HAS ESCAPED ARKHAM! I REPEAT, THE RAPING RAPTOR IS OUT ON THE STREETS!"
The guard pulled out a pair of tinted shades and placed them on his face. "…MOTHER OF GOD!"
The End.
