Izaya held the phone away from his ear to prevent permanent hearing loss as Shinra laughed himself red in the face. He kept the phone away till he heard Shinra spit out an "Ooomph!", assuming that Celty had probably jabbed him in the side for waking her up.

"Just come over and check out my ass." Izaya said in a serious tone.

"PFFFFFT. WHY'D YOU HAVE TO SAY IT LIKE THAT? HAHA!" Shinra laughed uncontrollably.

"You know what I fucking mean!" yelled an irritated Izaya. He rubbed his back side hoping it wasn't too far stuck inside him.

"Yeah yeah I'll be over soon." Shinra replied after a laughing fit. Both hung up and Izaya waited for Shinra to arrive.

"Shinra, if you can hear my thoughts right now let me say this: We're all counting on you." Izaya thought rubbing his ass. "But we I mean my intestines and I." he added. This was gonna be a horrible night.

Tom finished wiping the crevices of Shizuo's butt and sprinkled a bit more baby powder on for that fresh-baby scent. He then did the side tabs up. Shizuo was all clean now… well, for NOW anyway.

"Sooo… what now?" Shizuo asked with a quizzical look on his face as he sat up. There wasn't much else Tom could really do to humiliate him now. At least… that's what he thought.

"Hmm… what do babies like?" Tom asked himself aloud.

"Fuck if I know. I don't have one and I don't remember the time when I was one." Shizuo announced in an annoyed fashion.

Tom then covered his eyes with his hands. Shizuo looked at him wondering if the alcohol had finally worked its way out of his system and brought him back to his senses. Unfortunately Shizuo was wrong when Tom uttered a "Where's Shizzy?" in a playful voice.

"You're fucking kidding me right?" Shizuo whined.

"Nope!" Tom exclaimed with a smile, hands still covering his eyes.

Tom then removed his hands saying "There he his!". Seeing Shizuo's stoic expression plastered on his face, he frowned, placed his hands back over his face, and reiterated the question.

This was just getting ridiculous. He was a grown man for God's sake!... Fuck it. Tom may be his boss, sempai, friend, even lover at this point, but this was just painfully agitating. He had to get out of there. Even if he did love Tom, he just couldn't bare it anymore; he had to escape and now.

Shizuo formulated a plan, a good one. Babies couldn't stay up ALL night, right? So he just had to pretend to be sleepy and "fall asleep". Then, he'd find his clothes and leave. He'd have to have a talk with Tom in the morning though. This just couldn't go unheard. Shizuo wouldn't be able to look him in the eye if he knew some dirty secret involving Tom that Tom was unaware of. No matter how much dignity he would lose in going through every little detail, he wanted to preserve his honest and loving relationship with Tom.

"Daaaaddyyy…" Shizuo pouted in a sleepy voice.

"Yes Shizzy?" Tom asked in the utmost concerned voice, removing his hands from his eyes. He make a great dad if he had a REAL son or daughter; minus the rape factor.

"I'm tiiiirrrreedd." Shizuo whined whilst rubbing one eye drearily. This was a sight so cute to behold, that not even the greatest kitten video on YouTube could compare to the magnitude of adorability radiating from this 24 year old man in a diaper.

"AWWW! Of course my wittle Shizzy! Daddy has been a little… rough on you tonight. Lets sleep." Tom said as he held Shizuo in a comfortingly warm hug. They both layed down.

"Good night my wittle Shizzy!" Tom said in the most annoying baby voice ever. He kissed Shizuo's head gently as he turned off the light.

"Mm-hmm." Shizuo replied. Tom reached his arm over Shizuo to hold him closer. Shizuo held down the slight feeling to puke as he cringed at the disturbing feel of Tom's fingers groping his abdominal region.

This night just had to end soon. He needed his freedom from Tom and the ability to leave with a little dignity left. He just had to wait for Tom to fall asleep, then… he was free.