I can't be bothered writing the part where they return and do the ceremony stuff, and I'm sorry for that.
Disclaimer: The only thing I own is my phone and my random ideas for this story.
"Yes, what is it, Kakyoin?" Avdol said on the phone.
"Mr. Avdol, I'm sure you caught it when we found out that Jotaro and DIO warped a younger version of Mr. Joestar to somewhere..."
"Tsk, tsk, you are going to have to be more specific, young man."
"It kept me awake for a few nights, but we never really payed much attention to it at the moment. But what is that mist that entered the young Mr. Joestar's body?"
"Hmm.. You see, I'm not so sure myself. But I think it has something to do with the Joestar birthmark... Maybe you should ask Jotaro." the older man scratched his chin.
"Ahh, can't for now. He is currently diving the depths of the Pacific. He said he won't be back for two weeks or so..."
"I'll try to use my fortune telling skills then, Kakyoin. I'll get back to you when I find something."
"Yes, thank you and take care, Mr. Avdol."
phone call ends*
Back to RWBY verse
Joseph kept looking at the rook piece he got.
Apparently, he will act like some sort of 5th member for both Ruby and Jaune's team. He left to use the bathroom before the ceremony ends, and when he came back everyone is gone except for Goodwitch.
Seemingly coming back to normal. Glynda approached the young Joestar and held her hand out. "You were supposed to return the piece, Mr. Joestar."
"Heh. I knew that."
"If you have some time, come to my office, we need to ta-"
Joseph smirked "Woah woah ma'am, I didn't knew you have a thing for young studs."
smack*
"Ow!"
"That is not what I meant, young man! I need to talk to you about your strange power. But I sense that you are tired from today. Get yourself cleaned up. Dismissed."
Evening soon came.
Joseph felt weird. His head hurts, and he feels like crap.
'I don't know what the hell just happened, I feel like I've became 4 different people earlier...'
In all seriousness, the Pillar Man ghost guy, the stronger ripple, suddenly being able to fix everything and the ability to turn everything in to a plant or a fucking animal was incredibly mind blowing for Joseph. But he didn't questioned it. He went with it to get him through that dumb initiation.
Flashback
"I don't mess around when it comes to survival, when your life is on the line, there are no rules! Now let's whack him, Hammer chan." the cocky Joestar smiled as he slowed his chariot to smash Whamuu with his sledgehammer.
End of flashback
It's only been his second day and he already wanted to go back to Earth. Meeting new people is cool and all but there is no place like home.
Thank God, Joseph is alone in his dorm room since every dorm is only for 4 people each. And since he is in nobody's team, he goes solo.
He was having some sort of internal conflict. Then he heard a knock on his door.
"Are you sure this is his room?"
"Yeah just keep knocking." he heard muffled male voices said.
He sighed and stood up, "I'm coming."
But he noticed a purple vine growing out of his crotch.
"Shit!"
"JoJo, it's Jaune-"
"And Ren."
"Wanna come with us to the dining hall?"
"I uhh, just a minute!"
He tried wearing another pants on top of his pants but the vines kept sprouting out.
"Ah shit, what the fu-"
"Joseph, are you alright?"
"Yeah mate." 'Oh shoot.' his voice changed again to that British accent one. He tried to wear another pants on top of it and tried to stretch his tank top but it was too fitted to hide the vines.
"Is someone there with you?"
"Ahh, no? Just hold on-"
RIIIP*
"Fuck!"
Ren tried turning the doorknob and-
"Jaune, it's not locked. Maybe you could help him."
Jaune shook his head "No, we must respect someone's privacy dude."
Joseph stubbed his toe on the foot of one of the beds and moaned
"OH SHIIIIIIIIT~"
The black haired boy and his blonde friend stared at each other in confusion.
"Is he doing what I think he's doing?"
"Please I don't want to imagine."
Joseph discarded his excess pants and opted to cover it with one of the pillows instead and opened the door.
The two boys stared at the sweaty, shirtless, giant of a man covering his midsection with a pillow.
Silence consumed the area
"Joseph, were yo-" Jaune nudged him with his elbow before he could continue.
"So umm, I take that as a no?"
"Yuh huh!" Joseph smiled nervously. Trying to give less suspicion by not speaking and exposing his British accent.
"W-Well, just catch up to us when you're done!" Jaune said before dragging Ren with him.
Joseph slammed the door in relief.
"What in fuck's name is this?" his old voice returning as he stared at his hand which sprouts purple vines.
He glared at the empty room.
Jaune's POV
Joseph is really starting to unnerve him. Yesterday he was this goofy joker guy, earlier in the morning, he was an intimidating hardass, then earlier he was a soft spoken person, then he suddenly went pissed off because he lost his hat hair and then now he had some sort of weird accent. And he's so sure that he was masturbating.
"Well, that was weird. I'm off to use the restroom. I'll catch up with you."
Ren said leaving the blonde boy in his own thoughts.
"Hey, Jaune!" Yang called out.
"Oh, hey."
"So, where's the big guy?"
"Oh, Joseph was still in his room."
"What, he isn't done with his make up?" Yang snarked.
"I-"
"Well it makes sense since he is one beautiful boy."
"Okayyy... It's been quite awhile too so maybe you should go check on him, he wasn't very familiar with this place too so he might be lost." Jaune replied.
"Oh, yeah. Ruby, stay here and be a good girl."
"I'm fine, Yang. Not a kid anymore." she was suddenly hugged by the perky blonde chick "Oh yes you are~ so proud of you, team leader."
"Stop it, Yaaaaaang." she whined trying to get free from her sister's bone crushing hug.
Jaune ignored the scene and sat down with team JNPR.
Yang's POV.
"Ah, if Jaune was right, this should be the room." she knocked on the door. "Hey, Joestar! Wanna grab some grub?"
"Just a minute!" she heard from inside the room.
"Oh fine. Keep a lady waiting."
She pouted as she walked back and forth waiting for Joseph.
Who just got out of the shower...
Yang stared at the door with a grin.
"Well if I'm going to wait for that weirdo for 15 minutes, then I got nothing better to do. The best place to wait is outside of Joseph's door."
She leaned towards the door knob.
"And if my eye just happened to wonder riiiight at the keyhooooole..."
She peeked through the hole and saw the naked back and ass of the Joestar who was stretching.
Red crawling to her cheeks, blood dripping from her nose...
"NIIIIIICE!"
She pumped her fist to the air and giggled, as she wiped the blood off from her nose.
She then saw Joseph's... Large package.
"OH MY GOD!"
"Huh?" Joseph turned towards the door.
"I said I'm coming, blondie, sheesh."
'A part of me hopes I'd hear that phrase from you in the future.' Yang thought with a lecherous smile on her face. She slapped herself and cursed under her breath for being this perverted.
She dusted herself and moved away from the door.
A few minutes later, JoJo came out the door.
"Hey."
"About fucking time, JoJo." but she was thankful he took too long, since she get to see greatness.
'Nailed it.'
NAILED IT.