Authors Note: I'm on a roll! Please review about every chappie, I'm a bit anxious right now. I absolutely lurve the chapters I uploaded today but I'm not sure if you like them.. (:
Five minutes later
We walked down to the lake. Dave lied the blanket down, sat on it, and patted next to him. I sat down.
One minute later
He grabbed the backside of the blanket and pulled it up, so we were huddled up underneath it. He had his arm around me, so it was quite cozy.
One minute later
And even a bit romantic. Ish.
Five minutes later
I put my head on his shoulder.
"Dave, it's vair beautiful around here, the lake is amazing."
"Yes, yes it is." He seemed a bit off.
"Dave, what is it?"
"What's what, Kittykat?"
"You seem a bit.. Off."
"I just.. can't believe that I can actually call you my girlfriend now.. It's strange how things went.. If I hadn't gone mental against the Italian Stallion, he probably wouldn't have broken up with you, and I never would have had a chance."
"I would have dumped him anyway.. Full of sophisticosity of course, but I would have.."
Dave looked at me.
"Really, I've been in utter confusiosity and aggers so many times about you, I nearly went ballisticimus thinking about every incidental snog. And after the camping – fiasco, I think I knew.."
"Knew what, Gee?"
"That I liked you, not the Lurve God."
"Why was that then, why would you give up an Italian Stallion for me?"
"Seriously, you underestimate your, er, abilities."
"My abilities?" He got smiley-eyes.
"Dave, you're one of my best mates, you know that. And you make me go jelloid just by looking at me in a certain way. No Lurve God or Sex God has ever been able to."
"Am I a God, then?"
"No.." He looked disappointed, seriously.
"You're my boyfriend, that should be a much fabbier title! And you are still the Hornmeister. And, er.."
"Jack the Biscuit?"
"Sure, whatever."
He laughed.
Two minutes later
"Fancy a quick swim in the nuddy pants, Kittykat?"
"You're mad, it's freezing."
"You're the mad one."
"No, you're mad."
"No, you."
"You're madder."
He started tickeling me. I was giggling like a mad man.
One second later
Mad woman, that is.
Two minutes later
And of course, after a bit of struggle, we were up to number 5 again.
One minute later
I was laying down, he was hovering over me so he wouldn't squish my nunga's, I suppose. I put my arms around his neck and pulled him onto me.
One minute later
I don't care about squished nunga's anyway. Let them be squished, maybe they'll shrink a size. Or two.
Five minutes later
We were up to 6 and 7 in no time. Strangely, I was thinking clearly, no jelloidness at all. Must have been the beer.
Three minutes later
I let my hands slide under his shirt, onto his back. He got a bit spazoid, my hands must be freezing, but he was still snogging me.
Two minutes later
I could feel his shoulder-bone-thingys. His skin was so soft, I would have never thought that.
Ten minutes later
I had my arms around his waist when he stopped snogging me. He had his hands on both sides of my face and pushed himself up a little.
He looked me in the eyes and said "Wow."
I raised my eyebrows at him.
One minute later
"That was probably the best snog I ever had, Gee."
I smiled at him. "It was vair fab indeedio. We could run over it again, if you want to."
"You cheeky minx.." He leaned in and snogged me.
One minute later
I'm such a red bottomed minx! (isn't that a bit of an oo-er, as he's laying on top of me?)
Five minutes later
I nuzzled his neck, and he let out a little moan. Did he just go jelloid?
One minute later
He did! Fab!
Ten minutes later
We rolled around a bit, I was now on top of him. I had my hands up his shirt in front. He's quite, er, muscular in the chest area..
Two minutes later
We rolled back, and I put my arms around his neck. He did a bit of 6, went back to 5, then 4, and then rolled off me. I put my head on his chest.
One minute later
"A bit of a high blood pressure, mister?"
He grinned. "Only when you're around, Sex Kitty."
Two minutes later
We were just laying there, looking up at the stars..
One minute later
I remember when I was on a date with Masimo and we were snogging under the stars, I thought the stars were annoying before that.
The Lurve God made me fall in lurve with the stars.
One minute later
Shut up brain, just shut up! This is a Lurve God free zone!
Two minutes later
Rosie, Jools, Sven and Rollo came running up. Rosie was panting like billio when she dropped down at my feet.
"Whoa Gee, Hunky and Po went off swimming in their undercrackers!"
I looked at the lake. I saw two small heads bobbing up in the distance.
"Didn't you notice?"
"No, I was, er, occupied."
Dave rubbed my arm.
Rosie said "Oo-er."
One minute later
Sven picked Rosie up and ran into the lake with her. Rosie was screaming like a madman (woman). Rollo stripped down to his boxers and ran in, Jools followed in her panties and her bra. I was just staring at them.
Two minutes later
"Oh my giddy God's pyjama's, it's so nippy noodles!"
Dave took off his hoodie.
"Gee, come on. You know you want to."
One minute later
I took off my hoodie and my jeans.
"I'm not really sure if I.."
Dave ran in, screaming like a mad man.
Five seconds later
I took off my top and ran in after him.
One minute later
"Cor, this is buggering freezing!"
Ten seconds later
Dave was walking over towards the middle.
"It's not even deep, Gee."
He held his arms open.
"Come on, Kittykat, come over to the Vati."
I started laughing and walked over to him.
Five seconds later
I was in to right under my Nunga's. They were doing that floaty business again. Bugger.
One minute later
He put his arms around my waist. I looked up to his face.
"I'm really buggering cold."
He smiled and did a quick number 5.
Three minutes later
How the hell did I end up on Dave the Laugh's back?
One minute later
He's carrying me to the others, who are probably snogging like billio.
Two minutes later
He dropped me in the water. My nunga's are really freezing now.
One minute later
But I don't have sticky-out nipnips. Cor! I lurve this nunga-holder.
One minute later
Ro-ro and Sven are snogging, Jools and Rollo are nowhere to be seen and Po and Hunky..
One minute later
They're inspecting wild mosses at the edge of the lake. They must be mad..
Two minutes later
Dave carried me back to the blanket. We both put our hoodies on and cuddled under the blanket.
One minute later
I'm so cold. I won't be surprised if my legs have gone blue.
One minute later
Have they?
One minute later
I stook my legs out and looked at them.
One minute later
Just as pale as normal.. Poo.
One minute later
Dave turned my face to him and poked my nose. I wonder..
Ten seconds later
"Dave, everytime you do that I wonder if you think 'Cor! What a giganticibus conk!' or if you think it's cute."
"Both."
We laughed.
And snogged.
Two minutes later
Oh my God. Number 8!
One minute later
I was in my undies and my hoodie, so when Dave got his hands under my hoodie he was automatically in the bra-department.
One minute later
Then he put his hands under my bra and rubbed with his thumbs. I went completely jelloid.
One minute later
I thought it would be vair, vair strange, but it wasn't. It just felt nice.
One minute later
I cuddled up to Dave. He was colder than me, at least he felt cold.
"Dave, are you cold?"
"It's quite nippy noodles down here.."
"We could go inside."
"That would be nice."
One minute later
Carrying clothes while you're in your wet undercrackers is not something I would recommend.
Fifteen minutes later
We're lying on the couch in our jimjams, looking up the window. It's quite literally beautiful.
One minute later
I do like stars. Maybe I'll give up my career as backingdancer/backingsinger/beekeeper and become a astrology-whatsit.
One minute later
Dave and I are laying on opposite sides of the couch with our legs pulled up. Dave keeps kicking me.
One minute later
I kicked him back.
One minute later
He sat up. I looked at him.
"What?"
"Georgia.. Is this going to be fisticuffs at dawn?"
"Where did you get that crazy idea?"
He just looked at me.
One minute later
He jumped on me and tried to push me of the couch.
Five minutes later
After a bit of a wrestle we both fell off the couch. We were laughing like loons.
Two seconds later
And a bit of number 6 on the floor won't harm anyone..
One minute later
Laying on the couch now, snogging.
One minute later
It's going to be so embarrasing when someone walks in now.
One minute later
The plus side is, that when someone actually will come in, he or she probably will be snogging too.
One minute later
Except if it's Jas'n'Tom.. They will be discussing moss and voles.
One minute later
But that would be a coincidence that will never occur.
One minute later
Wrong. We heard voices outside the door and hid behind the couch.
One minute later
Of course, it was Jas'n'Tom. Snogging. Erlack!
Two minutes later
They dropped down on the couch. Oh my giddy God! I got into a spontaneous laughing fit, but I couldn't laugh, so I quietly snorted like a loon. That must have been attractive. Not.
One minute later
Dave was staring at me. I stared back.
One minute later
Still staring.
One minute later
He did a spazzy thing with his neck. It make me jump a little. Actually, it made me jump just enough to fall over.
One minute later
My stomach is hurting from not – laughing.
Three minutes later
Dave pointed at the back door. We started to crawl over there.
One minute later
Dave opened the door and got out quietly, but of course, I tripped and fell down the stairs, and landed on my bum – oley.
One minute later
I said "Ow.. I think I broke my bottom again."
Dave laughed like a loon on loon tablets.
I joined in.
Two minutes later
I looked back at the couch. Jas'n'Tom were still snogging, it's unbelievable.. They're in their own world..
One minute later
Erlack. I think I saw a bit of number 8 going on. The thought of Jas's nearly non-existent nunga's is not something I want stuck in my head.
One minute later
I'm going to be sick.
Three minutes later
Dave and I walked around the cabin and went to the front.
"We could walk in on Po and Hunky and give them the scare of their lives.."
"Dave, I saw a bit of number 8 going on, I don't want a vision of Jas's nunga's stuck in my head."
"Cover your eyes then. You can lean into me." He grinned. Cheeky cat.
One minute later
We crashed into the door. Tom fell on the ground. Jas was just looking at me.
One minute later
"Hi, Gee.. Dave. We were just.."
"Don't even say it." I smiled.
Three minutes later
Jas, Tom, Dave and me are huddled up on the couch, looking at the stars.
Ten minutes later
Rosie, Sven, Jools and Rollo came bashing in.
"Let's go into the woods!"
Fifteen minutes later
I put dry undercrackers on and some jeans. I decided on the hoodie, it's nice and warm.
One minute later
Oh giddy God's pyjamas, my hair looks like crap..
Two minutes later
I just made a messy bun. Everyone else is a mess too, so..
One minute later
I reapplied my makeup though. Mascara, eyeliner, and a small hint of lipgloss.
Twenty minutes later
Trees are a bit scary in the dark. Dave was running ahead with Sven. I had my arm linked with Rosie's. We were marching.
Ten minutes later
This is a hoot and a half. Rosie tripped over her own feet and crashed to the ground, and took me with her.
One minute later
"Ro, how many beers have you had?"
"Dunno.. Teehee!"
Five minutes later
We're at some kind of open spot. Sven and Dave are nowhere to be seen.
Two minutes later
Sven appeared out of nowhere and scooped Rosie up. We were screaming like billio. .
One minute later
Dave put his arm around my waist. He whispered in my ear "Sex Kitty.."
I started "Hornmeister.." But I only got to the "H.." when I saw his hair.
Five seconds later
"What happened to you? You look like a wild ape!"
"Sven attacked me."
"Right."
One minute later
I looked at Sven. His pants were ripped.
One minute later
And he was still holding Rosie. Rosie whispered something in his ear and he ran off with her.
Two minutes later
Jas'n'Tom are off looking for badger nests, or something naff like that. Jools and Rollo are snogging in the bushes. Rosie and Sven are probably doing number 9, I don't want to think about it.
One minute later
No really, I don't.
Fifteen minutes later
Me and Dave walked back to the fire. Dave poked it up and went to sit with me on a blanket. He got another blanket to put over us. It was a bit more comfortable.
One minute later
"Tell me a secret."
"Er.. Why?"
"I just wonder what kind of secrets boys have.."
"Well.. I can get along with your Mutti quite well, but still.." He smiled at me. "I'm terrified of your Vati.."
"Are you serious?You can't be scared of my Vati! He's all the poonosity in the world combined and he has a badger on his chin! He once even set fire to it! Why would you be afraid of a man who sets fire to his badger?"
He was laughing now. "I don't know, Gee.. I really don't know. He, oh, this is so naff.. He intimidates me in a way.."
"Dave, you have no reason to be scared of my Vati. He wears Lederhosen."
"Lederhosen?"
"Yes."
"So, is that one of your secrets then?"
"Well. No, my Vati already shared his common naffosity with the whole wide world."
"Tell me a secret."
"I don't really have one. All the secrets I have are others'."
"Like the Po and Hunky – fandango?"
"Exactly. That's their secret – thing, not mine."
"You do have a lot of embarrasing things which you haven't told me about, right?"
"Well.."
He smiled at me.
"Do those count as secrets?"
"I.. guess."
Bugger.
Two minutes later
"Well.. Just after we, er, went out, and just before I got involved with Robbie, I wanted to die my hair blonde.."
Dave looked at me. "Really, Kittykat, how come?"
"I wanted to be more of a.."
"Div?"
"Well. No. More of a minx.." Dave looked at me with a half-smile.
"Forget that! But I died one bitty of my hair, but it went all white and stiffy. And then Robbie came by, and I casually ran my hand across my hair, and the stiffy bit.. Well, it, er.. Snapped off in my hand."
One minute later
Dave was laughing like a loon. I just looked at him.
"Gee, as I said before, you are quite literally a honorably bloke."
"What does that mean anyway?"
"It means that, if you were a bloke, you would be honored like billio."
"I don't believe you."
"Well, that's your problem."
He kissed me on the lips.
Two minutes later
"So, when are you going to meet my elderly insane?"
Ooh, is that a bit of a cliffy? I'm going on about the cabin-stuff though, I have a bit more aggers coming up.. Dun-dun-dunn..
R&R! (: xx
Oh, and sort of a P.S.: I think Mr Brightside by The Killers is some sort of a soundtrack for Gee and Dave.. What do you think?