CPG: Nico, come do the disclaimer!
Nico: I don't get why we even have to do a disclaimer, if they owned PJO, do you think that they would be writing on Fan Fiction? I refuse to do the disclaimer as of now.
CPG: Seriously Nico, you couldn't have told me this before we started the A/N?
Nico: I just thought of it! And why do you guys never do the disclaimer?
Da: Because statistically speaking, readers of fiction like it when fictional characters play a big role, even outside of the story, in some cases, in A/Ns. This is a popular way to make a stronger connection between fictional and realistic worlds, and in some cases, promote the insanity that lurks in the subconscious hippocampus, creating a delusional state of mind. Because I'm talking fast and you two are already confused, I can probably say whatever I want right now as long as it sounds intellectually adequate, even if it makes no sense whatsoever! I have analyzed said data and have determined that Subject N and Subject D are emotionally inadequate to do certain tasks without their affection and/or hatred getting in the way. Sources for study: CPG, Subject N, Da, Charlie, etc.
CPG and Nico: Huh?
Da: Readers like it better when characters do the disclaimers
CPG: See Nico, you can't argue with... that!
Nico: Did you call me fictional?
Da: I don't know, did I?
CPG: Whatever, we don't own PJO, here's the story

Chapter Ten

Delia

Okay then. My sister just blew up the arena. This will not end well. Chiron will kill her. If anyone asks, I was the little angel in the corner who just happens to have crazy friends.

Wait a minute. We're the crazy ones? You're the one who sees shadow thingies that aren't there and makes random Harry Potter references that don't make any sense!

They make perfect sense. If you've seen the movie!

But I have seen the movie. And they make no sense.

Can we get back to the story please? I wanna see what happened while I was unconscious.

Right. Okay, so….she blew up the arena. All the shadows went bye-bye because they were scared of my awesomsaucetastical sister. And….basically I grabbed Nico and got the heck out of there.

Oh, so that's how I moved.

Yep. I dragged him to the Big House, thinking the whole way about how maybe Asilda got one thing right when she said that carrying him basically sucked the life out of you. Because for a boy who got absolutely no nutritional value, he sure was heavy.

Asilda?

Long story. Anyway, I dragged Nico to the Big House and left him in the infirmary before anyone could see me and get suspicious. I went back outside where Sophia was waiting and leaned on her shoulder.

Why'd you do that anyway? It was kinda awkward.

Hey! I was tired and confused! Don't hate me! Besides, my head still hurt. I needed some love.

You needed some love?

You needed some love? What in Hades?

I keep forgetting you're here, Nico. You've been uncharacteristically quiet.

No, he said "Oh, so that's how I moved" and "Asilda".

Yeah, but…that was….never mind! My point was that….um….did I even have a point? Never mind! Again! So, I leaned on Sophia's shoulder, cause I needed some love and she patted my head awkwardly. "Come on," she said. "Let's go." So we went back to the Hermes cabin and died.

Not really, right?

No, we actually died. We're in the afterlife now, telling our story.

Wait, so then where am I?

(face palm) Never mind.

We didn't actually die, Nico. It was a figure of speech. And Sophia was just being her sarcastically weird self. But anyway, we fell asleep and that night…..we had a dream. Oh, yeah! That time I got to say it! What!

It's really sad that you're actually excited about that.

Yeah, I know.

A/N:

CPG: Nico's still trying to figure out the 'subconscious hippocampus' thing.

Nico: I thought that they were those sea-pony thingies!

Da: You know, there's this really awesome thing that people invented, called the internet. You should try it sometime.

Nico: The internet actually exists? I thought that was a myth!

Da/CPG: (look at him strangely)

Nico: What?

Da/CPG: (face palm)

Nico: How do you guys do that like, at the exact same time?

Da/CPG: We don't know. REVIEW!