Funny little chapter I thought of when I should've been doing my homework, enjoy!
Coffee
It was one of those days Robin really did love. It was a Saturday afternoon and she was currently sitting on the couch, sipping coffee with her friends and enjoying being completely carefree for the moment.
The current topic of conversation was their other halves.
"I love him to bits but Sanji really can piss me off sometimes." Nami said. "It's very lovely having a chef fawn over you but every now and then he can completely forget the meaning of 'personal space'."
"At least your husband's actually around the house most days" Vivi replied with a sigh. "Kohza's just obsessed with his work lately. It's even worse when my Dad comes over for dinner. Because they work together, you'd think there wouldn't be much to talk about, but the conversation for the entire evening is about work!"
"Ace is fine when it comes to those things, but oh God, with the amount he eats, sometimes I feel like I'm grocery shopping for a bear rather than my boyfriend." Nojiko said as she drank her coffee. "Don't even get me started on when Luffy visits, people actually pity me at the supermarket, thinking I'm a mother of 10 or something."
They turned to Robin. "Come on Robin, you must have a ton of stuff to spill about Zoro." Nami grinned. Robin thought for a second. Yes, Zoro did have his faults, and she knew them, but she was searching for one that they either didn't know or at least one that could measure up to the complaints she had heard so far.
"He frowns far too often. I've told him before that he has a lovely smile, but for some reason he seems content just glaring at most people."
"That's it?" They all looked at her, unimpressed. "Surely there must be something that reeeaalllyyy ticks you off, Robin-san!" Vivi whined.
Suddenly, they heard the shower that had been running stop. After a few moments, Zoro came out into the hallway in just a towel.
"Oi, what happened to my underwear? I can't find-WOAH!" Poor Zoro had completely forgotten that they had company, and unfortunately for him, his towel chose that moment to slip off and fall to the floor.
Nami facepalmed. Vivi gasped and turned bright pink. Nojiko burst out laughing. Robin wasn't quite sure what to make of it all as she watched her fiancée scramble around for his towel and quickly rush back into the bedroom, yelling obscenities and something along the lines of "no warning whatsoever" and "damn women".
Still laughing, Nojiko looked at Robin and winked. "We can see why you had no complaints!"
This one was incredibly fun to write, Zoro's lucky that despite all his embarrassing moments, Robin'll be there to console him afterwards.
Oda has said that Coffee is Robin's favourite drink, so I thought "Meh, why not? Let them drink coffee!" And it was done.
AcexNojiko is indeed a crack pairing, but I'm very fond of it, hehe