It's that time again! Updating time!
Ryou: hello.
Hey Ryou! It's the first, and possibly only, songfic chapter in this story.
Ryou: *reads* Hmm. Yes, you've changed the lyrics a little haven't you?
I don't think that 'King John' applies to my story, Ryou. So I've changed them to fit, and I'm proud of it. I put the original on youtube and I sang along to my lines and it fits pretty well.
Ryou: *raises eyebrow*
Oh come on! Who hasn't heard the Lady Gaga parody 'Brooklyn Rage' and not sung along to the littlekuriboh lyrics when it comes on the radio! I've done it! and I've also sung along to Leather Pants as well. (snigger) I think we have reviews to reply to Ryou. Could you give me the list!
Ryou: *hands list* Here. Amme-chan is sorry that she didn't answer anyone in the last chapter, she updated and posted at one in the morning so was too tired to mess about. She's sorry and will answer any questions now.
Okay! *Ahem* the first on my list is...
SuperSpeed
I'm glad you're enjoying my story and I must say that the idea for falling though the tent and Yami being a little pervy was Alverna's idea. So all credit for that little scene goes to her.
EgyptsBlackRose
Yes, your memory was correct and chapter 9 was the romantic one. :) I was thinking about your idea to kill Yami and then have Mahad bring him back to life. That is good because I get to be all depressing in that chapter, but I have two problems; one I've already done that in Yugioh Pocahontas if you remember, and I think that bringing Yami back to life would be an insult to the god of death Anubis. So sorry, I can't use it, but thanks for the input. :) Oh and Yes, now they get to make fun of Dartz! Booya!
Hopestar435
You said you imagined Yami and Yugi as foxes? I can honestly say that that wasn't my intention and I've never done that while writing this (haha, but that was a funny thought!). But I can see why you'd think that, silly disney, corrupting my story! noooo! I'm glad your enjoying it so far!
Horatio'H'Caine
Hello! I don't know if/when Yami will get his kingdom back or if/when Dartz will die, sorry, but that's spoilers! Keep reading and you'll find out. :)
Alverna
Hey! I'll tell you now, Yes. Seto and Mokuba do have a reunion in this chapter, just watch. and I'm glad you agree with me; No Lemons, not bold enough to yet (possibly ever).
TimeAndRhythmDoesIndeedSleep
Hello TARDIS. Well I know Bakura was the only one who didn't hide behind a pillar to change, so Ryou did get a little bit of a show didn't he (Ryou blushes badly). ha ha! Well, I don't think Modesty is in his dictionary, but I'm sure it wasn't his intention to give Ryou a strip-show; he just assumed that it was his home he can do what he likes. Yes, Bakura was a little too causal when he introduced Ryou to Seto and Joey wasn't he? Ah well, it's Bakura, got to keep him in character, but I agree with you and say that Ryou will soften him eventually.
Of course we must keep Joey dense, it's not a fanfic without Joey's dumb mouth. And sorry but as we all know both Seto and Joey are stubborn idiots, I think there will be some tention but no real smooches yet. I think Mahad will see his family again, and I do think that you can fall in love with someone your already in love with; Yami and Yugi have both changed since they've last seen each other, so they've just fallen in love with those little changes. :)
And while I'm here, I love the long reviews you've been giving me! keep it up!
cheshirekitten909
Hello! No I didn't get the name Infinite City from 1/2 Prince. I've never heard of that so I couldn't of.
Ryou: Phew, that's everyone who's not annonanys and who hasn't only put; "update soon, I loved it"
Yeah... I don't reply to those, you get too many of them.
Ryou: I know. But don't worry, it shows that they love your story so much they can't pick a favourite part.
*bemused* huh? I never thought of it that way. Anyway; I don't own Yugioh, Robin Hood, or the song; Phony King of England (even if I have altered it). Enjoy!
Ryou leaned around the doorway and smiled "They're coming!" he hissed to the hiding group. Bakura pulled Ryou back into his hiding spot as Yami and Yugi approached the entrance to the main hall that they used as headquarters.
Yami had an arm around Yugi's waist and kept ducking for another kiss or make out every twenty steps. Yugi wasn't complaining "Yami…" he whined "We're looking for the others"
Yami snickered and nipped at Yugi's ear "But you're so cute, I can't stop myself…" he warped both arms around Yugi's waist and spun him in a circle, lifting his feet of the floor.
Yugi laughed, his eyes sparkling. He smiled into Yami's crimson eyes and let yet another kiss land on his lips "I'm not going to have any kisses left at this rate" he giggled as Yami nipped at his shoulder playfully.
Yami pulled back and smirked "Maybe I shouldn't kiss you for a while…" Yugi looked alarmed before yanking his head back to his mouth.
"Don't you dare!" he growled, trying to ignore how Yami was laughing and fawning over his pout-like glare. A snigger was heard before a sharp slapping sound, Yugi looked around "Did you hear that?" he asked confused, Yami clearly hadn't as he was nuzzling Yugi's hair.
"No"
Yugi pouted "I figured, put me down now!" he ordered and Yami at once set him on the ground. Yugi linked a hand through Yami's and partly dragged him along. They went into the main room and Yugi sighed as Yami managed to snake his arms around him again. "I can move on my own you know" he told the possessive and affectionate teen.
Yami nodded "I know, but I just like holding you" They walked up to the water feature and Yugi stared into the water, holding Yami's arms that were around his waist, holding against him.
Yugi smiled "What happens now?"
Yami shrugged around him "We'll just have to wait for that"
"Surprise!"
The two jumped and looked around in shock as the entire village jumped out from their hiding places. Mahad, Bakura and Ryou with Joey at the lead, Yugi blinked in shock "W-what?"
Ryou hugged his startled friend and said "We're throwing you a party, Yugi, celebrating that you're away from Dartz" his eyes were shining with happiness as much as a child's would.
Yugi smiled around at everyone, he looked at Yami and whispered "But I'm his brother, what if they think I was a part of his evil?"
Yami shook his head "They know you had nothing to do with it, you visited all the villages to get know people, they remember you and they know you're too nice to be a part of his plots"
"Long Live Prince Yugi! Long Live Yami Atem!" the villagers cheered, clapping and smiling.
Yugi blushed and waved hesitantly "Thank you, it's so nice to meet you all" Yami just smirked and nodded at those he knew well.
Suddenly a door burst open and a group of people rushed in. "Mahad!" a woman in a headdress shouted.
Mahad stared then rushed to meet her and shouted back "Isis!"
Isis cried as she threw her arms around her long lost husband, the said husband swung her around and kissed her crying face over and over. "I thought you- Where- I- Mahad!" Isis blubbered as she clung to him, crying in joy that he was back were he belonged.
"Father!"
"Papa!"
Mahad pulled away from Isis, although she kept her arms around his neck, and he was nearly bowled over with the combined weight of both his children. Ishizu and Malik were hugging him like there was no tomorrow, crying and shouting. Mahad held them close and was crying himself. "Oh Ra… I thought I'd never see you again" he gasped out as he continuously kissed away tears and got kissed in return.
Seto and Marik stood back and smiled, but then Joey shouted "Seto! Incoming!"
The icy eyed teen only had half a second to blink before a child launched himself at his torso and clung like a sloth "Big brother!"
Seto stared at Mokuba for a moment then crushed the younger close to him "Mokuba…" he hadn't seen his brother in so long. "But how?"
Mokuba smiled and pointed to Joey "Joey's idea, he brought us all down here to escape the guards searching for Yugi" Seto locked eyes with Joey and finally smiled and nodded at him in thanks and approval before picking his brother up so he didn't have to bend down to hug him, Mokuba squealing the entire time.
Yugi watched the family reunions and smiled, wiping his eyes as they were prickling with tears "I'm so happy for them, they're all back together again" Seto was talking while holding Mokuba and Malik was introducing his lover to his Father, they seemed to be getting along well. They had about fifteen seconds of conversation before Ishizu and Isis were pulling at the magician again.
Yami smiled as well and then looked at Joey who was smiling peacefully at Seto's happy moment with his brother. "I'm guessing this was your idea?" he poked Joey in the back of the head.
Joey jumped before nodding "Sure it was, we needed to celebrate, and people had to escape the soldiers anyway, they're tearing the villages apart looking for you Yug"
Yugi bit his lip "No one's being hurt right?"
Joey nodded "Right now it's just a search and find mission, the worst that's happened is someone's gotten shoved out of the way because they're not letting the guards in" he scoffed "Dartz must have ants in his pants to have the village searched, he knows Yami won't be there"
Yugi sighed in relief "I'd hate to cause trouble"
Joey sniggered "No more that what Dartz normally pulls, we've been putting up with him for so long this is nothing"
Suddenly Isis was by them and she had her arms around Yami, sobbing onto his shoulder as she hugged him. Yami looked a little alarmed and patted her on the back awkwardly. Isis pulled back and smiled at him "Thank you so much for bringing him back to us" he choked out before kissing his cheek in thanks. Bakura started a round of laughs and cat calls before Isis also bent down to kiss Yugi's forehead "Thank you too, if you hadn't wanted him as your bodyguard…" she trailed off as the horrid thought made the two grimace.
Yugi smiled "I'm so glad he's back where he belongs" he let her hug him "Nice seeing you again" he added.
Valon had his arm around Mai "Just think of that, I was competing against Yami Atem in that contest! I shouldn't have bothered entering!" people laughed.
Mai smiled "Long live the Pharaoh!" she called, many echoing.
Rebecca and Leon danced in a circle "And Long live Yugi!"
Yugi blushed.
Noah pulled out his toy wooden sword. "And down with that no good Dartz!" this had the loudest roar yet. Joey picked up a guitar, a very small one, and began strumming it in a merry rhythm
"Oooh Yeah!"
He began tapping his foot as he started singing.
"Oh the land will sing of an Egyptian King
A hundred years from now"
(In the future old lady Rebecca is smiling at this line while she sings what she remembers to her audience)
"And not because he passed some laws
Or had that lofty brow
While daring dashing Yami robs
The tax collectors carts
We'll all have to slave away
For that good-for-nothin' Dartz"
Mokuba and Noah linked arms and danced in a circle with Rebecca and Leon just to the right, Mai and Valon turned to each other and began a merry jig along with Isis and Mahad. Marik and Malik stomped their feet and clapped their hands to the beat. Ryou clapped as well until Bakura swung him around and they began to jig as well.
"Incredible as Dartz is inept
Whenever the history scrolls are kept
They'll call him the phoney Pharaoh of Kehmet"
Yami and Yugi laughed at Joey's creative on-the-spot singing and chanted to the next line full heartedly.
"A pox on the phoney King of Kehmet!"
Many threw fists in the air and shouted it gleefully. Joey danced around and bowed to people humorously.
"He sits alone on a giant throne
Pretendin' he's the rightful king
A stuck up punk who I'd like to dunk
To the crocker's on a string!
And he throws a royal tantrum
When Yami gets clean away
And then he blames some bloke, while he's fighting a stoke
Ya know, he should really watch his he'lth"
Any who had seen Dartz in a rage burst out laughing, his veiny forehead pulsing purple with frustration made anyone think he was having a fit. Joey rolled his eyes as he began strumming again.
"Too late to be known as Dartz the First
He's sure to be known as Dartz the worst
A pox on that phoney Pharaoh of Kehmet!"
Joey jumped down and elbowed Yami "Dance man" he hissed. Yami looked at Yugi who instantly nodded, Yami scooped him up and swung him around before they joined Mai and Valon, Ryou and Bakura and Isis and Mahad in their bouncy dancing. Joey nodded approvingly before shining on, getting inspired every second by faces and his own witty mouth.
"While he taxes us to pieces
And he robs us of our bread
The Pharaoh's crown won't be found
Upon that brick like head
Ah! But while there is a merry man
in Yami's wily pack
We'll find a way to make him pay
And steal our money back"
There were a lot of toasts to that line and a few cheers, but Joey wasn't finished.
"The minute before he knows we're there
Ol' Yam'll snatch his underwear"
Yami pulled a face while Bakura waved a random loincloth around like a banner, Rebecca and Mokuba were clutching their sides and Ryou was red with giggles as was Yugi in Yami's arms, trying to stifle them for his love's embarrassment. Marik and Malik whistled and started to make rude gestures that had Mai covering the children's eyes for their own innocence.
"The breezy and uneasy king of Kehmet
The snivellin' grovellin'
Measly weasely
Blabberin' jabberin'
Gibberin' jabberin'
Blunderin', plunderin'
Wheelin' dealin'"
Seto made a face at all the words Joey made up on the spot, his own accent making them sound even more silly, he thought that Joey was making a fool of himself, but he didn't realise that he was doing that to make people laugh and to cheer them up.
"King Dartz, that Phoney Pharaoh of Kehmet
Yeah!"
A Pox on the Phoney Pharaoh of Kemhet!
Ryou: Yeah!
Ha ha! I think many of the readers will be thinking that. Oh here's the dictonary meaning of the phrase "a pox on *****" insert word here. "A pox on somebody or something; used to express a wish that misfortune will come upon them"
Ryou: I see. So that fits Dartz perfectly, a Pox on Dartz!
Whoop-whoop! *punches fist* Please review and tell me what you liked! If you only put; Update soon, or I loved it or I liked the part (insert bla-bla-bal here) and don't add anything I can're reply as there isn't anything to comment back on.
Ryou: Please review so that she can have the story fully uploaded before she goes on holiday and leaves you all waiting. She'll be gone for about two weeks so you had better give her attention so that she has it all posted up, because she won't have any computer acess on her holiday.
hee hee... yeah... sorry about that. Please Review!