Disclaimer: I don't own Law and Order: SVU. It is the property of their respective owners.

Great to get another chapter in. I'll try to make it as quick as possible. First off, this is second time I written a tenth chapter to anything so I wanted to make this one special.

Also, I have a little announcement. I'm currently working on the possibility of a collaboration story with a unnamed SVU author. Now there's a lot of things to do first, but it will be different from the usual SVU stories. In fact you might bust my balls if you heard it. That aside, here's the tenth chapter and I hope you enjoy it.

Chapter Ten

The Neighbors

For years, Alex and Fin has always had this mutual friendship. Mutual as it was, they have always kept their ground. Now as Fin walked out of his apartment and onto work but before he could make it downstairs, one room down from his, Alex walked out almost simultaneously heading the same direction.

"Morning, Fin." she greeted, as she walked past him and onto her job. He had no other words but it didn't matter to him really.

Now this needs further explanation. Ever since Alex's run-in with members of the Colombian drug cartel which eventually led to her being put into witness protection, she had no choice but to move from her old apartment. When she found a place in her price range, she was surprised to find that Fin lived a couple doors over.

Since then, Fin has had the unglamorous pleasure to see, talk and walk with Alex every morning; excluding the days they weren't working. During the time as neighbors, he has heard or seen her up to no good. The most notable thing he's seen was watching her make away with a goat.

Another thing he remembers was walking over to see where all the noise was coming from. Needless to say, what was inside was something he didn't expect to see.

"Alex, what are you doing? I hear ya from my living room."

Looking around at the beer, topless men and women and the goat, she replied, "I'm having a meeting."

He had no further questions after that.

But that aside, he had no problems dealing with her. The only person who had a problem with them were the people that lived in between them. It's always been vacant and the average tenure in that place was three months. It may be awesome to live between them, but actually it's not as good as it seems. Especially with all the sex noises that come from Alex's apartment; sounds like a possessed raccoon.

An Organization with a Inappropriate Acronym

Walking down the hallway in a very, very angry mood was Olivia, who at the moment, smells horrible. And there was a reason why she was angry and she showed it when she pulled out her desk chair in anger. But that's not what got everybody's attention.

When Cragen walked over to her, he smelled her and knew something wasn't right, "First off: Liv, you're late. Second: What is that smell? Is that you?"

"You bet your ass it is."

"Did you forget to take a shower this morning?"

Before she said something, Fin and Amanda walked in the room and when they walked past her, it stopped them for a second. Amanda covered up her nose and backed the hell up from her as far as she could so she could say, "Damn, why do you stink so bad?"

"That's a good damn question." Fin added.

"Well let me explain: I was on my way to work but before I left, I decided to have a quickie with the guy I was with last night. One thing led to another and the son of a bitch started pissing on me. I was already late, so I didn't have time to remove the smell."

None of them couldn't believe what they were hearing. While Cragen and Amanda were locked in silence, Fin asked rhetorically, "Who were you with? R. Kelly?"

"I'm sick of men who do this!" She began ranting, "Just because some women are into golden showers, doesn't mean that all of us are! You know, I'm gonna start an awareness group that will help people know how degrading golden showers are."

"Oh this sounds interesting." Cragen remarked. Olivia wasn't finished right there though as she stood there thinking of a great name for her new organization and that's when she found one.

"I will name my new organization, 'Females Against Golden Showers'. It will be a great organization and hopefully, men will know not to piss on women."

None of them had anything to say.

Nope.

While everyone was working hard and bored, Munch sat at his desk possibly thinking of the very usual he rants about each day. He stood there like some sort of rock, that of which caught Fin to take notice. But he simply walked away. Inside his head, he was thinking of a plan. A plan that will wow everybody in the precinct. A plan that will have people praise him. And he thought of the perfect plan.

Within moments, Munch jumped up onto his desk and started singing, "My milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard..."

While he pranced around making an ass of himself, the moment Fin laid his eyes on this, he walked right up to him, picked up the nearest thing and start hitting Munch with it while he cursed out, "Oh hell no!"

Awkward

"So everyone, I've noticed how you all haven't been taking any direction recently," said Steven Harris, the interim captain of SVU during a sit down, "I'm not sure if it's because I'm not Cragen, or that you find me to be a complete asshole. But things will change while your captain is gone, I told you all that when I first arrived and I'm saying it again. Understand?"

They all looked at him with glass eyes and agreed in unison, "Yes, captain."

"Great. I'm glad that you all understand. Now what do we have on this case?"

"So far, absolutely nothing." Olivia told him, while she ate a pint of chocolate ice cream.

"What the- are you eating ice cream during a meeting, Detective?"

Looking at he ice cream and then back at him, she answered, "Yes. What of it?"

Now when she was about to put another spoonful in her mouth, a bunch of it fell on her chest. More specifically, her breasts. "Damn it." she cursed out. While she reached for a tissue to clean herself up, Amanda got out of her chair and walked over to Olivia.

"No, allow me." She said to her, just as she started licking the cold chocolate ice cream off her chest. As she licked every part to assure that there was none left, Olivia stood there with no way to respond. When she was finished, she wiped away the rest off her lips where as Olivia looked over to the others, only to see the satisfied smiles on the faces of Fin, Nick and the captain. Munch however, never paid any attention.

"Now that's nice." Fin nodded.

"Agreed." Nick added.

If you are reading this, then Olivia just gave you cancer.

I Will Stop...

Elliot - "I will stop beating people up."

Olivia - "I will stop trying to sell my brother on Craigslist."

Munch - "I will stop talking about Olivia behind her back."

Alex - "I will stop asking Fin for advice."

Amanda - "I will stop trying to literally eat Olivia."

Guess who?- "I will stop giving out back-alley hand jobs for a bottle of scotch."

Fin - "I will stop telling Munch that I saw a UFO."

Casey - "I will stop writing smutty fan-fiction about Alex and Olivia."

Melinda - "I will stop calling Huang 'Fruity the Dolphin'."

Kathy - "I will stop posting pictures of Elliot's ass on Tumblr."

Nick - "I will stop making bald jokes about Cragen."

Olivia (again) - "I will stop sending death threats to Dani Beck."

Dean Porter - "I will stop selling weed to my coworkers."

George - "I will stop quoting Spongebob during sex."

All the men Olivia had sex with - "We will stop selling Olivia's panties on Ebay."

SVU fandom - "We will stop sending death threats to Dick Wolf."

Dick Wolf - "I will stop trolling the SVU fandom."

"Happy" Time

Even though some of them had a job to do, the SVU detectives were brought in to help with something. And it was- to clean George's apartment before he moved away. It was a little hard to understand why he would go out of his way to ask them to help him even thought they haven't really spent any personal time with him at all, despite the years they worked together.

But let's count this as a favor, due to all the hard work in helping them albeit being useless in the end. It was simply Elliot, Olivia, Fin and Munch helping him pack up his crap and head straight to Oklahoma and personally, they were fine with him leaving. He has to do what the FBI tells him to do.

"Put that box next to the door that way I'll remember where it is." He told Fin while the rest of them tried to follow his directions carefully. "Elliot, don't put the glass dolls in with the vases."

"I can't believe we're helping Captain Obvious pack his crap." Olivia grinned, being the only one out of the four that doesn't want to be here.

"Well suck it up and let's get it over with." Elliot said, "Besides at least we're getting paid."

Olivia sighed while she made her way to the bedroom, more like his bedside dresser to be more specific. When she opened the first drawer, George came in from helping Munch to tell her, "Oh you can take care of the first couple drawers but don't touch the third one on the bottom, I'll get to that later."

She nodded a little as she got started but she saw this strange box under his bed, labeled "Happy Time". Very curious about it (even though it's none of her business), she asked him, "What's this?"

"Put it down." He ordered, in quite a stern tone. She did just that and as soon as she did, he took it but her curiosity was still smelling around.

"What in the box? And why is it labeled Happy Time?"

He stood his silence for a moment and replied, "Nothing."

He walked off without another word and Elliot really wished she would drop it but oh no, she decided to look down at the third drawer below. When Elliot need a second hoping that she isn't really gonna do it, she did it anyways. But then, all the emotion in her face drained away when she took a glance at what's inside and needless to say, she felt like vomiting.

Olivia quickly slammed it shut and got back up with a horrified look on her face, that caught Elliot's attention and so he asked, "What was in the drawer?"

"You don't wanna know."

Paycheck, Paycheck

After Elliot retired, he found out something that didn't please him or Kathy at all.

"Son of a bitch." He muttered, "Kathy, come in here real quick."

Although she was in the middle of dinner, she came to see what her husband wanted, "Yes, Elliot?"

"Look at this. According to this, I can't cash in on my pension for next three months."

"What? Why?"

"Seems to me that some cops are retiring to get paid, or it's the premiums after all the times I've got injured."

This was a very shaking problem for both of them and like him, Kathy wanted answers or at least a solution, "What the hell are you gonna do?"

"Why are you asking me? I don't know what we're gonna do for the next few months."

While Elliot tried to think of something to help pay the bills, without dipping into their savings and that's when it hit Kathy, "I think I know a way to make some money."

One day...

Inside a ladies' club (known otherwise as a strip club), a woman walked inside looking for some entertainment... and a drink. It seemed like a better use of her time than at her job. Anyways, she sat down close to the stage when they brought out the next stripper up ahead. Hopping out of the curtains booty first, he had himself a cowboy look; even if it was just a cowboy hat, boots and a thong. Now this woman was getting wet already, even if he's been on the stage for a few second.

While he was grinding the pole between the crack of his ass (no pun intended), he noticed the sensual stares coming from the fine lady. That and the wad of cash in her hand. Walking down over to her, he asked her:

"Would you like a lap dance, ma'am?"

"Sure."

After accepting the dozens of bills and putting it in his crotch, he asked her, "What's your name, baby?"

"Paula Foster. What's yours?"

Bending down to her ear, he whispered, "Peaches."

End of Chapter Ten

Here's a little something for ya, since this was the tenth chapter, name your ten favorite segments/vignettes from the series. I'll be waiting for your choices.