"100 Review Spe—
Out of the depths of Pixie's imagination, a figure in a bright pink robe appears.
Pink Figure: MuHAHAHAHA! I am The Writer's Block Reaper!
Trunks: Why are you all in pink?
WBR: Pixie imagined me…
The Writer's Block Reaper, and Trunks Briefs Present…
The Attack of Writer's Block
(a horror flick, written and directed by Trunks)
(We see a dark screen, flickered by only a few stars hidden behind stormy clouds. The camera goes around, before finally settling on house of medium size, only one window lit. Through the window, we can barely make out the form of a young girl, sitting by a computer, stretching out her fingers.)
The Writer's Block Reaper (we shall call him Yamcha for short): Here it is…the house of young Pixie Whitefeather. *He smoothes out his pink robes and begins to walk in a slow overdramatic way towards Pixie's house *
Pixie: *sighs and looks at her computer * What to write… *she begins to pace across the room. She types on sentence, then continues pacing *
*Outside the door, young Trunks Briefs, a wise young boy watches through the door. *
Trunks: I'd recognize those symptoms anywhere…Yamcha is near. The closer he gets, the harder it will get for her to write her stories. And if he touches her with his magical pink fluffy wand….
*A Magic Pink Fluffy Wand appears in Yamcha's hand *
(Yamcha: This is not funny! I think I'm wearing enough pink already….
Trunks: Yamcha, shut up! You're ruining my whole bit!)
Trunks: *Ahem * As I was saying, if he touches her with his magical pink fluffy wand, her ability to write will be gone for months! She may not even go near her notebooks for years…and if that happens…fans will go on a rampage…her stories will be forgotten…The name Pixie Whitefeather shall be but a memory, gone like a bird when the first touch of frost kisses the Earth….
*He turns and looks back at young Pixie, who is now shaking her head, and staring hopelessly at the computer. *
Trunks: There is only one solution… *he reaches into his pocket and pulls out Pixie's fanfiction writing pen, a pen wrapped in green tape with a fake pink lily on the top *
Every fanfic author has the power to take characters, create characters, change characters, and allow them to move and act with the power of their fanfiction writing pens. Pixie has entrusted me with her's, so Goten will stop using it to make nachos appear. But now I must use it's power to call on characters to help me defeat Yamcha. *He raises the pen above his head * Magical author pen! Send forth anime characters to help me defeat Yamcha!
*The pen begins to emit pink sparkly smoke, and anime characters begin to appear. Unfortunately, Trunks forgot to specify WHICH anime characters were to appear. So instead of heroic heroes, he got: Jesse and James, from Team Rocket (Pokemon), and Vegeta. Trunks sighed and scratched his head. Yamcha was getting closer and closer, and the pen had already used up its one magic spell. Suddenly and idea came to him…*
Trunks: Jesse! James! Go do that annoying routine of yours.
Jesse: We can't….
James: We need Meowth.
Trunks: Hold on a sec… *He flies up to Pixie's room and grabs her Josie and the Pussycats cat ears, then flies back down to be Meowth *
*Trunks calls everyone into a huddle. *
Trunks: Okay everyone, here is the plan….
A few minutes later….
Yamcha: Another one bites the dust! *He steps into Pixie's backyard, pausing to admire her roses, when….*
Jesse: Prepare for trouble!
James: And make it double…
*Meanwhile in the bushes *
Vegeta: That *says some words that are too high for this rating *! He's back here to steal Bulma away from me…I have to beat him up, and at all costs keep him away from the house… *Vegeta continues to repeat the lies Trunks told him. He powers up *
Trunks: Meowth, that's right!
Vegeta: DIEEE!! *he springs from the bushes and attacks Yamcha. He accidentally hits James and Jesse in the process… *
Jesse and James: Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!!!
*Trunks watches as Vegeta chases Yamcha off into the darkness. He stand there smiling until Yamcha's fluorescent pink robes disappear into the darkness… *
Pixie: I got it! The perfect idea… *she sits down at her computer and begins to type…. *
*Fin*
Gohan: So Trunks is allowed to use your computer and even type the 100 review special, and I'm not even allowed to watch the screen saver?
Pixie: Gohan….You are supposed to be THANKING the reviewers!
Gohan: Why is that? Why does he have so many more privileges?
Pixie: We love all the reviewers here! Thanks so much for loving this story! I promise to try and update faster…well sorta…
