Romance of the Three Kingdoms the New Story

Summary: This is the story about the many heroes of Ancient China and their adventures. Rated T for Humor and some jokes.

The history is based on some Dynasty Warriors games and Romance of the Three Kingdoms. This is my first story, I hope you like it! If you like the story, or feel something is wrong and/or can be better, don't feel shy about it and Review! Your feedback is greatly appreciated.

I changed some parts of the story, to make it more funny than the original Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Chapter 10: Dong Zhuo's Succesors (The rise of Li Jue and Guo Si)

After Dong Zhuo's assasination, his body was left in the streets of Chang'an. It was in fire, and the fire never ended because the fats in Dong Zhuo's belly served as Fuel for the fire. Wang Yun's officials made an order, that no one may approach the corpse. However 3 officials, including the famous artist Cai Yong (Cai Wenji's father) broke the rules and were executed. After this events Wang Yun became arrogant. When Dong Zhuo's former generals Li Jue, Guo Si, Zhang Ji and Fan Chou arrived at the capital asking for forgiveness, Wang Yun rejected them, saying this:

Wang Yun: Of all the people, this four won't be forgived. Get out of here, you fools or I will execute you!

The 4 were driven back from the capital. Enraged, they raised an army and attacked Chang'an. The one who proposed this was none other than Jia Xu. (Yeah, the same one who served Cao Cao. He served tons of rulers before ending up with him)

Jia Xu: My lords, I suggest that you raise an army and reclaim what you lost! Wang Yun must pay for his treachery!

Li Jue: Everyone agrees with this?

Everyone: YES! KILL WANG YUN! KILL LU BU!

They did like Jia Xu told them to. At first, Wang Yun sent some of his followers to drive back the rebels but, they were defeated and some of them joined Li Jue and Guo Si's forces. When they entered Chang'an, they said they would leave if they could take Wang Yun's head. Wang Yun, worried for the emperor's safety and for the people of Chang'an, then surrendered to Li Jue and Guo Si. He was executed in the city center along most of his family, except for Diaochan. She at the moment, was with Lu Bu, who failed to break the siege the rebels did in Chang'an and fled from the capital. She wept bitterly for her adopted father.

After Li Jue and Guo Si consolidated their power in the Imperial Court, they bullied and intimated the emperor to make him grant them high titles and rewards. They made him suffer even more that when Dong Zhuo was alive. They made people go up and down in ranks whenever they wanted. They were just as cruel as Dong Zhuo was. When they finished doing what they wanted, they buried Dong Zhuo. However, all the times they were going to bury him, they failed. Thunder strucked Dong Zhuo's coffin and water carried it away each time they tried doing it. Such was the heavens hatred for Dong Zhuo's actions.

Li Jue: WELL THIS IS LIFE! Never have I been happier in my life!

Guo Si: We have money, women and everything we want!

Meanwhile Lu Bu, who had been wandering the land among some followers, went on to serve Yuan Shao. But soon he leaved him because they didn't like each other. When they stopped at a resting place, a letter arrived to him.

Messenger: Lord Lu Bu, this is a letter from Cheng Gong of Cao Cao's forces.

Lu Bu read the letter.

"Lord Lu Bu, I am Cheng Gong, one of Cao Cao's strategists. He recently took over Yan Province and I'm inviting you to invade it by stealth because he is now in battle with Tao Qian in Xu Province. I wish you luck."

Lu Bu: Humphh... This sounds interesting...

End of Chapter 10

Sorry, I know this is a short chapter... But I tried the best I could to make it big... There isn't too much information of this.

However, Next Chapters are going to be GOOD! Chapter 11 will be the Battle of Xu Province. Chapter 12 will be the Battle of Yan Province or commonly known as Puyang. Chapter 13 will be a side story about how Cao Cao conquered Yan Province