Attention readers: You should really pay attention to a story called Party at Fred's by amazing writer, OmnimonAllDelete :)
Well after much needed repair and coaxing.
Hiro: You knocked me out with a frying pan!
Classic Disney way to knock somebody out.
Hiro: That really hurt!
Flynn Rider: What're you complaining about?
THIS ISN'T YOUR STORY! GET OUT! GET OUT OR THIS WILL BE THE STORY OF HOW YOU DIE! *whips out frying pan*
Hiro: And back to our story...
So, right before Christmas, Fred introduces me to this game everyone's been talking about...that's right people Five Nights at Freddy's. This game should have NEVER under any circumstance come into existence but it did. We decided that we would all be gathered for this oh and we played at night, isn't that lovely.
It was my turn first...great.
The game seems simple enough. I'm in a small room, with a fan and the room is very creepy! I click a little white arrow which leads me to a series of surveillance cameras...ok this doesn't seem so bad. What's the big deal of this? Then I hear a phone ring for a good moment.
"Hello? Hello?" And a lot of it is recorded message, blah blah blah about Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria then I hear the greatest news...the animatronics come to life at night...so basically the Night at the Museum...great! It was quiet for a little bit though, and we decided to do this in Wasabi's apartment...he's all about computers and all nighters when it comes to games. It was like we were all watching a horror movie, except they could actually yell at the main character and they just might listen. Then I check the camera.
"Where's the fucking rabbit!" I check all the cameras...where did he go! Then closet...
"Ah!" He was staring right in the camera!
Nobody else said anything as we saw the rabbit staring into the camera. So creepy, big, rusty purple monstrosity with a set of teeth. Yeah, it's unsettling, just play the game for yourself!
I check the cameras once more and I check the office, nothing happening so far. A few more moments and the rabbit disappears completely...in the hall...hi there! I close the door.
Fred says,"You're not supposed to close it until he's right there."
So what do I do? I open it and turn on the light to check..."Shit!"
I try to close the door though and there's a clicking noise, "It's not closing!"
Fred sighs, "You're screwed man!"
"Do what...OH FUCK!" A high pitched scream along with that of that animatronic rabbit jumping out at me. Gogo was laughing her ass off, while Honey Lemon and Wasabi stare at the screen.
"People do this for fun?" Honey Lemon whines.
So everybody else tried it...Honey Lemon made it to night 2, not so much night 1 though...there was a lot of screaming from her. Wasabi made it to night 3, the Fox got him. Then Gogo made it through all the nights...including setting all character difficulties on 20/20/20/20! Fred was amazed.
"Dude, that took me two weeks!"
She smirks, "Sounds like a personal problem."
Yeah then Fred brought over Black Ops 2, yes a Call of Duty and you thought we wouldn't be sell outs. Well, at least most of us aren't. Yet another argument between Honey Lemon and Fred on what's science.
"So you're telling me cloaking devices aren't science."
"That's exactly what I'm saying Fred." She says a bit annoyed as she was beating everybody...including Gogo!
I didn't even play anymore I was just staring at Gogo and Honey Lemon engaged in a duel. Grenades through a window, grenade tossed back blowing up a car, Gogo charges through the window only to be mowed down by Honey Lemon.
She stares, "No, this is bullshit!"
Honey Lemon then looks as if she came out of a bad dream and looks at the scream then back at Gogo, "What?"
"You're like...the girliest girl I know, gawking at every cute guy because you're too damn shy to talk to them, singing more Disney songs than any sane person should do and yet here you are kicking my ass!"
Well, now's an opportunity to embarrass Gogo, "You jealous, Gogo?"
She rolls her eyes, "Video games and real life are different."
Honey Lemon giggles...ok this was not normal Honey Lemon.
Gogo sighs, "What?"
"Says the girl who hit me in the head when I was trying to help her."
She then remembers back when they first got the suits, "Ok, I was just getting used to my suit! Besides you froze the whole room."
Then Honey Lemon returns to her bashful self once again. She mutters, "Not all of it."
Suddenly my phone goes off...don't judge me if I have a "Hooked on a Feeling" ring tone, I liked that WAY before Guardians of the Galaxy...ugh now I sound hipster. I answer the phone and it's a frantic call from Aunt Cass.
"Hello?"
"Hiro get over here now!"
"What's wrong?" I ask concerned
"It's Baymax...he's..."
Then I heard glass break and him screaming, "THIS DRINK IS GOOD, ANOTHER!"
Then suddenly another glass broke and I sigh, "I'll be right there Aunt Cass."
She whines, "Please hurry!"
I look up at the group, "Guys...Baymax is low on battery again."
So to get there the fastest, we get in Wasabi's new car he was able to get. It's a really good thing Baymax has a lot of cushioning because when we hit him...we hit him hard causing Baymax to bounce across the road like a beach ball just up to Aunt Cass's front porch. Of course Wasabi screamed just before we slammed on the brakes so we didn't run him over and we held our breath...but Baymax was kicking his legs drowsily, yet frantically.
"No Cass...I won't break anymore glass. They were just really good drinks!"
She's looking towards Baymax when she screams at us, "Are you guys ok?!"
Wasabi replies, "We're fine!"
I go to coax Baymax when he screams, "Hiro, buddy!"
I laugh, "Yeah it's me."
I feel his large arm wrap around me and another petting my head.
"Um Baymax?"
"Hairy baby! Hairy babyyyy!" And for about ten minutes he did that while everyone was laughing hysterically. Fred and Wasabi escorted him upstairs.
Gogo teases, "Well there's your nick name, Hairy Babyyy."
Then I feel Honey Lemon get a hold of me...no wonder they called her Honey Lemon, that's all she smelt of. Then she started petting my head which is VERY relaxing. Oh yeah, right there! My God...oh was I that obvious? Yes I was because everyone was laughing.
Aunt Cass was taking pictures and we talked all night while Honey Lemon massaged my head most of the night, but then everyone else wanted a turn with of course, "Hairy baby! Hairy babyyyy!"
Yeah after that everyone left and I was headed upstairs when I heard Aunt Cass, "Hiro Hamada!"
Uh oh, What did I do? But then she pulls me into the couch rubbing my head...oh God yes! I didn't care if she was calling me that name, I am her hairy baby.
Keep in mind, I watched this after a 10 minute loop of Hairy Baby! Hairy Babyyyy! :)
But yeah, check out Party at Fred's
