Kitten: Hey everyone, and welcome to your doom! MWAHAHAHA! Just kidding (not). Today you will be enter the world of insanity(my mind) featuring the Sma crew's Sailor Scouts and My Sng Sailor Scouts (so far). I will be doing this every time there is a new scout in my story.

Hikari: Kitten2412 does NOT own Sailor Moon

Rika: She does NOT own SMA

Rin: She DOES own SNG

Kitten: I also DON'T own any other material that's mention (unless I say so).

All: Ready, set, Enjoy!

Warning: This chapter may contain some explict lines and/or phrases. Please know that if your reading this -

Raye:THAT YOUR A *beep*ING DOPE!

Amy: Raye, I don't think therapy is working.

Raye: THERAPY IS FOR THE WEAK AND USELESS, LIKE YOU! *points finger at Amy*

Lita: I can agree with you there, homie.

Amy: You guys suck!

Serena: What's that Amy? I can't hear you!

Mina: Like guys! There's like people over there staring over there. *points to the right*

Hikari: Oh. My. *beep*ing. Gosh. We have to spend all day with these sluts.

Raye: Oh, and your not one.

Hikari: Shut it, you demonic bitch!

Raye: MAKE ME YOU BLUE HAIRED FISH!

Hikari: Wha- Blue haired fish?

Rika: Yeah, Kitten couldn't think of anything better.

Kitten2412: Hey! I don't have to take this. *walks away*

Serena: Oh, crap what are we suppose to do now?

Rin and Amy: We could read.

Everyone(including me): ...

Rin: Never mind...

Mina: Ooh, I could like sing for you! okay, *clears throat* *sings off key* Let's have some fun, this beat is sick. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick. (A/N: Don't own)

Lita: Yo! Someone shut that heffa' up!

Raye: OH GOD! Someone MAKE IT STOP!

(screams from everyone)

Mina: So, did you guys like like it?

Rika: The *beep* is wrong with this bitch?

Serena: Ooh, Cake! Om nom nom nom!

Hikari: And the fat one.

Serena: Hey, I'm not fat! I'm big boned

Luna: Serena, your not big boned, cause if you were then we would all be dead because you would've caused a massive earthquake.

Serena: God, Luna. You don't have to be such a bitch.

Artemis: Can you Barbies please shut up!

Lita: Yea, Why we here anyway?

Kitten: That's an awesome question, Lita. It's cause your my new pets! *triumphant smile*

Raye: Hell. No.

Kitten: Whhhhhyyyyy? RAAAYYYEEE?

Raye: SHUT THE HELL UP! Jesus.

Jesus: Hey,

Raye: What? Not now, Dammit.

Jesus: Okay, see ya.

Hikari: W-was that Jesus?

Serena: Yeah, he comes around once in a while.

Rika: That's *beep*ing awesome!

Mina: You know what's really awesome; Glitter! I wish I could like piss glitter.

Raye: I can make you piss red.

Mina: Really? Will there be glitter in it?

Rin: Wait. Before Raye guts Mina like a fish, Shouldn't we introduce oursevles? I mean, all we did so far was argue and piss eachother off.

Mina: Yeah, we should. I'll like start us off, I'm-

Serena: Like hell you will! I'm star of all this shit. *turns to audience* Hey, kids! I am the super awesome and smexy Sailor Moon!

Raye: Ha. Awesome and smexy? More horrible and disgusting.

(Everyone except Serena laughs)

Serena: You're all Bitches

Raye: Whatever. Hey, kiddies! I'm the super cool and amazing Sailor Mars! Feel the burn, bitches!

Amy: I'm the smart and-

Raye: No one cares.

Amy: aw,

Lita: What's up, home skillet biscuits! I'm Sailor Jupiter, yo.

Mina: And I'm like Sailor Venus, giggle!

Rika: *stares* Uh, I'm Rika and I'm Sailor Red Mist

Rin: I'm Sailor Tranquility

Hikari: And I... have no henshi(yet).

Raye: Ha!

Hikari: Shut it!

Luna: Oh my god, is that?

Artemis: It is.

Everyone: What?

Mr. Pancake: Love, Sex, And Magic!

Everyone: Huh?

Raye: *to Mr. Pancake* Who the *beep* are you?

Mr. Pancake: Who am I? Who are you, man?

Serena: OMG! It's Mr. Pancake! *squeals*

Raye: What the *beep*. How the hell did- oh his name has pancake in it.

Serena: What's that suppose to mean?

Raye: It means your fat ass and your the only one to know who the hell he is.

Serena: Bitch.

Mr. Pancake: Uh, I could leave.

Talking Cauldron: Random fact: 01389 Darien is a pedophile

Hikari: What the *beep*? When the hell did you get here?

Talking Cauldron: What'd you except, This is a stupid fanfiction.

Kitten: Son of a bitch! * throws Cauldron in a volcano that just happen to appear*

*everyone looks at Kitten*

Kitten: What?

Everyone: *mumbles*

- about an hour later -

Hikari: I'm so bored

Rika: You could have gone with Raye to sacrifice hobos.

Hikari: That's *beep*ing retarded.

*Mina walks in with like a boat load of makeup and clothes8

Mina: Let's like play Dress up!

*Raye walks with bloody hands*

Raye: No.

Everyone: No

Mina: Aw, come on guys it's so totally like boring. At least try it.

Hikari: Alright, but Raye goes first.

Raye: Wha- *gets pushed and tied down to a chair*

Mina: Yay! We're like gonna have so much fun!

Raye: Let go of me you stupid Bitch! *beep*

*Raye struggling and cursing like crazy while Mina sings happily*

Serena: Uh, ok so..

*Raye screams in background.*

Hikari: So... Lita your so big and tall like a man.

Lita: *in a deep voice* That's because I used to be one.

Rika: What?

Lita: *regular voice* Nothing.

Rin: Okay,

Mina: She's like totally done!

*Raye walks in looking like she was ran over by a truck then got pissed on by a dog then kissed a by a hobo who had dirty ass beard.*

Raye: I'm going *beep* kill you! *Chases Mina with a knife*

Rika: Uh, I think we have to go before Raye kills Mina for real.

*Glass smashes and Mina screams*

Mina: Like someone help me!

*Kitten watching the chase with popcorn*

Kitten: Uh ok maybe this was a bad idea letting in here.

*Crash!*

Kitten: Ah well.

*Screams in backgroud and shouts and pleading*

Kitten: See ya next time! *waves bye*