PIGS (THREE DIFFERENT ONES)
by an awesome blossom
"Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are."
Title comes from a song by Pink Floyd. The Legend of Zelda series of property of Nintendo and co.
He huffs, and he puffs, but Ganondorf won't blow her resolve down with his thinly veiled threats and musculature intimidation.
"I won't marry you," Zelda in-factuates, and he leaves for the time being, taking along with him all her chances at a decent night's sleep. When he leaves, she curls into a ball and wishes that life was simpler.