Disclaimer: I don't fucking own Naruto. I don't fucking own a PS4. And I don't fucking own Fallout 4 because I have to spend all my money buying everything I need for med school. It sucks, really. But I guess I'll just keep on living a life that I want taken away by Fallout 4…

… Fuck!

Chapter ten: Naruto's Bullshit First Test!

Naruto groaned as he leaned back against some pillows as Anko and Kurenai kneeled over his spread legs, their mouths pleasuring his massive dick as they worshiped their god. Kurenai bobbed her head up and down his cock while Anko had fun with his testicles, kissing them and massaging them. The two sexy jonin were also fingering themselves as they pleasured their god just as he deserved to be pleasured.

Naruto groaned once again before he opened his eyes and he looked towards the edge of the bed to see Sakura bent over it as a clone of him fucked her ass. His gaze traveled over her body that after a month of intense training showed how much she had advanced. Her hips had gotten wider, her ass firmer and bigger and even her chest seemed to have grown a few inches. Her tongue hung out of her mouth and her eyes were crossed as she panted at the delightful feeling of having her ass destroyed by the Naruto clone's cock.

According to Kurenai, who was now swirling her tongue slowly around the head of his cock, and what he had seen personally whenever they got together for team drills, Sakura had advanced a lot in the past month. She had gotten faster, stronger and obviously her stamina and endurance had shoot through the roof due to almost daily sex with him for many hours.

Sakura had also managed to integrate many complexes genjutsu to her arsenal and had improved the skills she was taught previously by Anko, who was licking his shaft up and down with an enlarged tongue wrapped around his dick and looking up at him lust clouded eyes, so much that she was on the level of a Tokubetsu Jonin easily, at least skill wise. She had also gone to the hospital and learned basic medical ninjutsu, which was easy thanks to her knowledge of human anatomy and perfect chakra control.

Naruto came into Kurenai's mouth and enjoyed seeing her and Anko swapping saliva and spit for a moment before he turned towards the other edge of the bed and his eyes landed on Ino and her pair of clones. She was riding the clone sitting on the bed with her pussy, her perkier than last month chest pressed against the clone's chest as she made out with it. The other clones was more than likely fucking her ass as it was making thrusting motions behind her in tandem with her movements.

Like Sakura, Ino's body showed how much she had improved as her breasts had gotten perkier and bigger, along with w tighter body, wider hips, narrower waist and bigger and firmer ass. She resembled her mother even more now if that was possible. Naruto had enjoyed her gradually improving body daily last month and he had to say that her strength, flexibility and durability had gotten better by leaps and bounds.

Ino's chakra capacity had at least tripled in the last month and thanks to the constant chakra control exercises she hadn't lost an ounce of control over it and her sensor abilities had gotten stronger by default. Ino had also gotten very deadly in close combat thanks to the constant sparring she did with him, Anko, who riding his cock with a wild grin on her face as she screamed her orgasms which each thrust, Kurenai, who was watching Anko ride him as she masturbated and massaged her tits, and the other girls.

Kino had also told him that Ino had managed to master some very advanced Yamanaka Mind Techniques over the past month and that deeply satisfied him because she had also learned some water style jutsu while training under him in the Forest of Death. He was very proud of her and he was showing it by spoiling her with as many clones she wanted to fuck her as he created another one that stuffed her eager mouth with its cock, fucking her face eagerly as she rode the cocks of the other clones with her ass and pussy.

Naruto grabbed a handful of Anko's ass as he pumped rapidly in and out of her, his balls smacking against her rear wetly as he rammed his cock savagely into her cunt much to the screeched approval of his purple haired snake mistress. He came inside of her and that triggered a super intense orgasm in Anko's body, resulting in her face contorting in an ahegao expression as she fell to her side next him, panting and looking at the ceiling of his room with crossed eyes and tongue hanging out of her mouth. Kurenai quickly crawled in between his knees and began to clean his cock off his cum and Anko's juices. She fingered herself as she moaned and tasted the wonderful nectar of the mixes juices of her god and her best friend.

Naruto rubbed Kurenai's silky head as his eyes landed on Hinata. The Hyuga heiress was facing away from him as she kneeled on the floor before a clone who was leaning against the wall and by the pleased expression on its face, the clone was getting a paizuri. Like Ino and Sakura, Hinata's body had improved with her hips getting bigger, her overall body getting tighter and her already gigantic breasts and ass getting bigger and firmer, which made her look even more like her mother Hitomi now.

Hinata's chakra had increased a lot, almost doubled, and her strength, speed, flexibility and stamina had increased immensely as well. Anko, who was pressing her erotic body against him and licking his face eagerly, had made sure Hinata worked on those aspects of her training. Hinata had now a deep knowledge of the human body and poison which she used in combination with senbon and her Byakugan.

Speaking of her Byakugan, Hinata had also turned her Junken into her deadliest weapon. While she didn't exactly learned new jutsu aside from the ones taught to her by her mother, she managed to incorporate raiton chakra into the use of her taijutsu and the results were, well, electrifying and more than just slightly painful. Naruto had to admit that out of the four girls that trained with him the past month, Hinata was the most powerful and most likely to kill you if you underestimated her.

Kurenai released his dick from her mouth and she winked at him before turning around and getting in all fours, presenting her delightful ass and wet pussy to him. She wiggled her hips and Naruto took a position behind her and rammed his cock into her pussy, making the black haired jonin screech in pleasure as she came. Naruto grabbed handful of her hair and he used as leverage to piston in and out of her with his massive cock making Kurenai experience a constant orgasm as she screamed, screeched and panted her pleasure. Anko spread her legs wide open and she began to masturbate her gushing pussy, scooping some of Naruto's cum from her ass and taking it into her mouth and licking her fingers.

As he fucked Kurenai from behind, Naruto turned towards TenTen who was on a position similar to Kurenai only the she was being fucked in the ass by one clone while another clone kneeled in front of her and harshly fucked her face. Naruto noticed that tears were streaming down TenTen's face and he wondered for a second if she was in pain but those thoughts quickly disappeared as he watched her eagerly throwing her ass back into the clone fucking her ass.

Naruto admired TenTen's improved body and he had to say that if she had sported bigger breasts, she would be a perfect copy of her mother ChunLi. TenTen's strength, speed, flexibility and stamina had improved greatly and he recalled how happy she had been when she had told him how she now could keep up with her teammates in Taijutsu alone and how Gai had been impressed by her and her youth.

In the past month TenTen had learned how to fight with a Katana, Kodachi, Kusarigama, Bo Staff, Nunchakus and Naginata. She couldn't learn how to use more of them due to time and to the fact she dedicated time to her training in controlling her fire natured chakra, which he she had gotten good enough to use some basic jutsu and infuse her weapon with it. TenTen had also managed to improve her already insane Shurikenjutsu and she had taken to using a crossbow as well.

Naruto had to say that the four girls had improved enough on his books that they could be chunin easily and had rewarded them all with an all night orgy between the five of them, Kurenai and Anko which was still going full blast. They would have to wrap it up soon since the Chunin exams were going to be tomorrow and they needed to be rested but he will let them indulge a few more hours. Since they were fledglings, and not full vampires like him, they needed some hours of sleep to function correctly.

Naruto grunted as he came and painted Kurenai's walls white with his cum as she milked him. Naruto pulled out of her and Kurenai had only time to whine before Naruto shoved her head down into the mattress and her ass stood up high in the process. Naruto wasted no time to rise into a crouching position behind her and ram his dick into her anal passage and Kurenai's muffled screams began anew as she got fucked in the ass by her master, her lord, her god.

Anko crawled towards the two of them and after scooping some cum from Kurenai's gaping pussy she kneeled beside Naruto and tilted his face towards her so they could make out heavily, her great tits smashing into his side as he wrapped and arm around her and grabbed a handful of the meat of her ass, much to her content. Naruto heard the moans of the six females currently occupying his room and he couldn't help but smirk.

It had been a productive month alright. The smirk turned into a grin as he recalled what happened after one of their last training sessions had ended and he had rendered the girls he was currently fucking unconscious after he had fucked them in a cottage he had created within the Forest of Death.

-Flashback-

Naruto walked without a care in the world, whispering a jaunty tone as he basked in the looks of lust sent his way by the women and the looks of hatred and jealousy sent his way by the men. He had ended the intense training session with the girls early today as it had involved constant sparring against hi and after he won, both in the spar and in the sevensome the partook in later, he found himself wandering through the village, looking for something or some girl to do.

Well, he had taken the virginity of a few girls that wanted to see if the rumors about him were true after they had essentially mobbed him and demanded it. He had left them at that love hotel unconscious and since he was filling generous he had paid for the time they used… by fucking the hot receptionist and the even hotter owner and also leaving them catatonic in a pool of sex juices.

And now Naruto found himself bored out of his mind as he walked aimlessly. He was about to go to the house and have some fun with his mother, Mikoto, the staff and whoever was in the house when he heard a distressed shout coming from the corner he was about to pass. He raised an eyebrow and shrugged before deciding to see what was up as he realized that it was better than anything.

His eyebrow rose even more and he deadpanned as he saw Konohamaru being held up by his collar by an ugly and slightly overweight teen wearing makeup. Naruto then noticed the extremely hot girl at his side and he licked his lips as he saw the battle kimono she was wearing straining against her incredible curves. Her sandy blond hair was pulled into four cute ponytails and to her back was strapped a war fan. And finally Naruto noticed Hanabi, Moegi and Udon glaring up at the makeup wearing kid

"Get your hands off him before my Onii-sama comes here and beats your ass!" Naruto was amused as Hanabi almost snarled this while glaring with her Byakugan activated. While in private she was to call him master or even daddy if she was lost in pleasure, she called him that when in public.

"Free Konohamaru-kun in this instant before I get Naruto-niisama!" There was a similar, but not quite as scary, glare on Moegi's face as she tightened her hands into fists while glaring heatedly at the make-up wearing teen. Like Hanabi, Moegi called him master, lord or 'My God' as he fucked her. She called him that when she was in public as she was still ashamed of her more slutty side but Naruto was sure she will get over it and embrace it more freely in a few years, maybe even months if he put the necessary work on her.

"Hell yeah now leave me alone you freak! It was an accident!" Yelled Konohamaru as he gripped the teen's forearm and struggling to get himself free from the tight grasp. He had been playing with his four friends when he ran quite painfully for him into the older teen's leg. He had even apologized but he was suddenly picked up.

The hot blonde cocked her curvy hips to the side and she crossed her arms under her very big breasts (Naruto estimated her to be just slightly above TenTen in that department but fell short slightly in the ass and hip one, even if the blonde had a narrower waist which Naruto supposed made up for it) as she shot the make up wearing guy an annoyed glare. "Drop the kid and let's go before He gets here, Kankuro. It was clearly an accident, and he apologized so just drop him and let's be on our way," she said and Naruto thought her voice was sultry without even trying to be. He wanted to make her scream his name with that voice filled with pleasure and worship for him.

The make up wearing guy glared at Konohamaru and he raised his arm overhead with a fist formed. "Don't sweat it Temari. I am just going to teach this kid a lesson on being more aware of his surroundings," he said before he swung his fist downwards. Konohamaru closed his eyes and waited for the strike and Naruto decided that it was time to act.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you," he said as he seemingly appeared out of nowhere from everyone else's perspective as he gripped Kankuro's arm tightly, his fist a few inches away from hitting Konohamaru. He was leering at the wide eyed Kankuro with a grin on his face as his hold on his forearm tightened almost painfully. "I don't think hitting the grandson of the Sandaime Hokage will go unpunished and it could result in the dissolution of the treaty between Konoha and Suna so I would choose your next course of action."

Kankuro dropped Konohamaru in his surprise and the brown haired boy fell on his ass but he looked up at Naruto with a smile on his face. "Boss!" He shouted happily as he stood up. Udon began to check if he was alright while Hanabi and Moegi looked at Naruto with blushes on their faces as they muttered adoringly to themselves about how they were going to let him use them as a reward for saving their friend.

Temari gasped as she stared at what she only supposed was a god given form. She realized that his blacker than night overcoat covered a lot she could see, thanks to his tank top, that he sported the most perfect muscles she had seen on a man. His shaggy golden blond hair gave him an air of mystery and his grinning face was the most handsome one she had seen on her life. His presence was enough to get her horny and she rubbed her thighs together so as to get her calm. She was sure that this man was going to occupy all of her sexual fantasies and dreams from now on.

"Who in the fuck are you?!" Kankuro yelled as he was paralyzed in horror as he felt the killing intent from this blond man. While it wasn't as massive as Gaara's, it made him see his death many times over now and Kankuro was seriously considering killing himself.

Naruto raised an eyebrow at him as he released his hold on Kankuro. "Me? I am Naruto Uzumaki. You would know me also as 'Onii-sama', 'Naruto-niisama' and 'Boss'. And if I weren't aware of the Chunin Exams already, I would have seriously kicked your ass… before killing you… painfully," said Naruto with a shrug and a grin as he cocked his head to the side and shoved his hands into his pocket. "I don't really care who you are, Kankuro. But I would like to know Temari-chan better" he said smoothly as he smirked at her sensually.

Temari gasped again and shuddered at the way he looked at her and she felt her whole body heating up. She blushed as she sad softly and almost breathlessly. "How do you know our names?"

Naruto stared at her with a knowing smirk before he shrugged his muscular shoulders. "I overheard your names earlier. So what about…" Naruto trailed off from his proposal of her ditching Kankuro so they could get for something to eat and then maybe even fuck her. She was giving him some good signs, the same the women gave him on his presence, so he was feeling pretty good about it. Plus she was super hot and he had nothing better to do at the moment.

The reason behind his trailing off was because he felt another presence appearing he turned to the nearby tree to see a red haired teen that was slightly on the short side standing upside down on a branch wearing brown and red desert clothes along with a light colored guard strapped diagonally to his back. The teen's sea foam eyes, who were showing that the boy was an insomniac, glared at them and Naruto's eyes quirked as he felt his killing intent trying to bear down on him.

Kurama decided to pipe in as she also felt the presence of the boy and a familiar one also within him. Naruto was surprised by this since Kurama almost never talked to him because she was focused on bypassing the seal and that needed her entire concentration. 'Naruto-kun. He is the Jinchuriki of Rangiku but I think something is wrong with my sister. Her presence is more suppressed than it should be so I would tread lightly with him,' she told him and sent him and image of her blowing him a kiss before she went black again.

Naruto nodded and he realized Gaara's killing intent was affecting everyone else except for him, Moegi and Hanabi, who he had exposed to his own as training so they would never freeze up facing a seemingly stronger opponent. He scoffed before leveling an annoyed glare at Gaara, pulsing his own killing intent and completely obliterating Gaara's and making those who had been affected indirectly by it give a massive sigh of relieve and the eyes of Temari and Kankuro widened as they looked at him incredulously.

Gaara simply glared harder before he disappeared in a stream of sand only to reappear in the same manner in between Temari and Kankuro with his arms crossed. "Who are you?" The red haired boy deadpanned in a raspy voice.

Naruto grinned at him and signaled towards the flustered and shocked Temari. "I'll be her fling for as long as she stays here. You can call me Naruto if you want. Or Godly Blond. Or THEE Bastard. I don't really care," he said, winking at Temari.

The alleged blonde could only blush as she felt herself growing wetter at the sight of him. Gaara nodded his head at him before speaking again. "I see. You do not fear me. And you are clearly strong. You will prove my existence once I kill you," said Gaara flatly before he turned towards the other two that came from Suna with him. "Temari, Kankuro. Baki-sensei is waiting for us. Let's go before you embarrass our village further," he said in the same deadpan and he began to walk away.

Naruto watched as Kankuro got flustered and began sputtering nonsense as he made to follow. His eyes followed on Temari and he mouthed to her he was going to make good on what he said and she blushed pretty red before smiling coyly and then following after her companions. She sauntered away making sure to sway her hips, clearly for his benefits and Naruto noticed that while not as perky as TenTen's, she clearly had an ass the same size.

Naruto then turned towards the four academy students, two of which were his cum buckets, pets and cock sleeves, and grinned toothily. "Who wants me to help them with some training and then treat them to dinner?"

He obviously received a loud cheer from Konohamaru and Udon while Hanabi and Moegi looked at him with submissive, lustful eyes before he was mobbed by Konohamaru as the brown haired boy began to push him away towards the training ground, blabbering about super cool jutsu and how badass he was.

-Flashback end-

Naruto leaned back into his bed and he noticed that as he reminisced of that interesting meeting, his body had gone into auto-pilot as he continued to fuck six of his girls on their last night before the Chunin Exams. Anko and Kurenai were passed out, their bodies covered in sweat and sexual juices as they pressed their incredibly erotic bodies into his side. Ino and Sakura, their body also covered in fluids, were also passed out and their heads rested on his sculpted stomach and Hinata and TenTen laid in between his legs, Hinata lazily sucking on his softening cock and TenTen slurping on his balls.

Naruto decided to have some shut eye before he had to get up for the morning orgy but he grinned as he thought about how interesting these Chunin Exams were going to be.

-The next day after the daily morning orgy-

"Ah that's it you sluts. Suck my cocks for your rewards," groaned Naruto as he leaned back into the couch of his living room. Kneeling between his legs were the alluring forms of Kino and Mebuki as the each had one of his balls on his mouth. Kneeling of his legs were Hitomi and ChunLi as the massive titted Hyuga rolled her skilled tongue around the head of his cock as if it was a lollipop, her breasts actually weighting down on his leg and ChunLi licked up and down his shaft.

"It's so hot when you call us sluts or whores, master," said Mikoto as she had her legs spread open as Naruto fingered her and she massaged her heavy tits. She gave Naruto's neck adoring kisses and licks as she thanked him mentally for letting him experience this kind of pleasure at his hands.

"Yeah, but we are his whores and sluts, right honey?" Asked Kushina but she didn't let her son answer as she began to swap spit as their tongues clashed mightily. Her ridiculously erotic and sensual body was pressed against his free side. His free hand was fingering the cunt that had seen him birth and she made out with him. She thanked Kami, Yami and Shinigami for letting her be this close to her son.

Naruto stopped the loving kiss with his mother as he grinned at her. "Yes. You are mine, my slutty mother," he said and Kushina smiled happily at him before she was back to kissing him like a mother should kiss her god of a son, with tongue and spit swapping in between their mouths and they were soon joined by Mikoto in a three way tongue war as Naruto's cock was pleased by four other MILFs.

The morning orgy of that day had already finished by the six girls still going at it wanted to give Naruto an incentive to keep their daughters and himself save at all costs during the chunin exams that started today. Said four girls were already putting their outfits on after they recuperated from having their holes stuffed by Naruto's godly cock and filled by his divine cum.

The six of them eventually reached their climaxes, the four MILFs had been fingering each other as they used their mouths to worship Naruto's cock, and Naruto filled the mouths of Hitomi and ChunLi with his seed. Mebuki began to make out ChunLi and Kino did the same with Hitomi as they shared his cum, moaning as the taste of it caused them to experience mini orgasms. Kushina and Mikoto also went into the fray of mothers he was fucking and Kushina joined Hitomi and Kino on a three way tongue war, his cum passed in between them and Mikoto did the same with ChunLi and Mebuki.

Naruto willed his cock to soften as he enjoyed this sight and the one of most of his girls sprawled all across his living room with his cum leaking out of all of their holes and also said cum coating their bodies, marking them as his with his essence.

Kushina stopped making out with Hitomi and Kino and she swallowed her son's cum mixed with the saliva of the three of them and she gave Naruto a motherly smile. "Remember to take care of yourself and not to do anything to reckless," she told him and while she knew what he was capable off, she still had to keep up appearances for the time being. Soon she would only need to worry about having his cock buried inside of her and nothing more. Mikoto stopped her own making out to nod at him in agreement with what Kushina said.

Hitomi gave Naruto a serene smile as she sensually licked her swollen lips and swallowed his cum. "Remember to take care of Hinata too. I know she is more than capable of doing it on her own but a mother can only worry," she said. Hitomi knew that Naruto was easily the most powerful being in existence. She couldn't even look at him with her Byakugan. His chakra was so big that when she looked at him instead of being too bright to look at like the sun, Naruto was black hole and she feared going blind.

The MILFs nodded at him in agreement with Hitomi as they swallowed his cum. Naruto grinned at them and gave them a thumbs up. "Don't you worry your pretty big asses. I'll make sure we all finish this test safe and sound and we will be having an orgy before you guys know it. I'll leave you a few hundred clones to keep you gals occupied," he promised and the MILFs nodded in gratitude as Naruto tossed Kushina a scroll which she caught, her prominent bust jiggling with the motion.

"We are ready!"

Naruto turned towards the voice of Sakura and him and the other women turned towards her and Naruto licked his lips at the sight of the four girls in their new outfits. It seemed like they wanted to show how much they have grown but dressing differently and Naruto approved of the choice of their attires.

Sakura had her hair in a ponytail like always but that was the only thing she didn't change. She was now wearing a tight black skirt that reached a few inches below her gigantic ass, barely managing to cover it. Her toned abdomen was exposed as she wore a red top that only covered her breasts. Thigh high boots covered her legs and her holsters were strapped to her legs. She had two pouches strapped to her lower waist and on top of them a longer than normal kunai she preferred. She looked very sexy and the devilish grin on her face made her look very deadly.

Naruto then turned towards Ino and he had to stop himself from bending her over and fucking her right there. She had let her hair free and one of her bangs covered her face but now with her long hair free she looked even sexier. She was wearing a purple top that exposed stomach and back and wrapped around her neck. She wore very short shorts that exposed the outline of her pussy shamelessly and the cheeks of her ass but there was some purple cloth that covered the her lower body flanks and she wore elbow pads. Her magnificent legs were covered in fishnet and she wore knee length boots on her feet.

Hinata was next and like both girls before, she was deadly sexiness incarnated. Her hair was pulled into a hime style ponytail that reached just above her ass. She wore a lavender colored kimono top that exposed her deep cleavage with long sleeves that hid her hands when her arms hung by her sides. The black battle skirt accentuated her lower assets. Her incredible legs were completely exposed and her feet were covered in battle sandals that were used for mobility and comfort. There was no visible weapon on her person and it wasn't like she needed them.

TenTen for her part was the very definition of sensual beauty as she decided to emulate her mother but instead of wearing a blue and golden Chinese battle dress with black leggings she wore a red and white one with gray leggings that hugged her powerful thighs and showed off her incredible ass. An enormous scroll rested on top of said ass as it was secured to her form with cloth. Her long brown hair was pulled into the her two customary buns and she had to kunai holsters strapped to her legs along with a katana strapped diagonally across her back and she was also wearing a pair of fingerless, black gloves.

Naruto looked at the four of them and licked his lips before he got a hold of his lusts… somewhat. "Damn girls you all look ready, sexy and totally fuckable," he said with a grin and the four girls just grinned sensually at him as they took provocative poses for his viewing pleasure. "As much as I would like to ravish you right now, we need to go and start this test. Anko and Kurenai fucked me first at the beginning of the orgy just because they had to leave right afterwards so it's time for us to go. Say good bye to your mothers."

The four girls approached their respective mothers and after exchanging a few words they were hugging and making out their older counterpart with fervor. Naruto for his part was approached by Mikoto and Kushina who wished him good luck and told him to be careful again before they engaged in a three way kiss that was full of lust and mother affection and concern for him.

After his was done with Mikoto and Kushina, Naruto moved towards Kino, ChunLi, Mebuki and Hitomi and assured them that the girls will be taken care of and they were more than capable of handling whatever that was thrown at them before making out with them. The four mothers were finally assured and they watched as their daughters pressed themselves to Naruto before they disappeared in a wrapping of black mist that dissipated in a few seconds.

Kushina looked around the living room and she noticed some of the girls stirring. She grabbed a handful of Mikoto's delicious ass, getting a squeal as she squeezed it, before holding up the scroll Naruto had tossed at her. "Who wants to keep fucking?" She asked with massive grin of her face that was matched by those who heard her as they cheered for her to release the clones.

She had the best son ever. And all the women in here should feel lucky and blessed he had taken them in and made them all his regulars fucks. It was just what he deserved as the Avatar of the Gods being sent here to save them all after all.

-Ninja Academy. Front Gate-

Naruto and the four girls appeared just in front of the Academy, startling one Sasuke Uchiha who had been waiting by the gate for a few minutes. The Last Loyal Male Uchiha, instead of bulking up slightly and his prominent scowl getting even more prominent, hadn't changed a lot. His clothes got darker also and his duck ass hairstyle seemed to reflect how much he thought about combing his hair.

Hinata, TenTen and Ino paid him no mind as they gave Naruto passionate kisses before they went into the Academy, passing Sasuke who was glaring at Naruto in jealousy. The reason behind that was because of his obvious success with the women and the fact that in spite of everything he had learned he wasn't still able of even touching Naruto. It had showed on their spars and their teamwork exercises. And if Sasuke would be honest with himself, he would realize that the gap had even widened because Naruto decided to use more of his abilities.

He had only showed some insane physical prowess, insane taijutsu, insane Kenjutsu with a blade that could change forms and a water affinity. In the past month Naruto had apparently improved upon that along with getting his pistols, learning futon and raiton jutsu (This made Sasuke madder than what he cared to admit) and showing a lot of knowledge in Fuinjutsu. It baffled Sasuke but there was nothing he could do about that other thank keep training to finally be strong enough to surpass Naruto and then kill his sister.

Naruto grinned as he approached Sasuke. "Good morning Sasuke-chan! Are you ready for this wonderful examination?" He asked as he spread his arms in a dramatic fashion and his grin widened, his eyes closing and making him look more like a devious fox.

Sasuke glared at him before scoffing and kicking off the wall with a grunt. "Let's get this over with," he said in an annoyed fashion as he went towards the Academy with his arms crossed.

Sakura glared at his back and she crossed her arms under her perky bust. "Someone is in serious need of getting laid," she muttered as she and Naruto began to walk towards the Academy too.

Just before they fell in step behind Sasuke, Naruto grinned at her and gave her delicious ass a smack, getting a delighted moan from the pink haired hottie. "With me on this village I doubt any guy will be getting laid." And then his grin widened. "Imagine what will happen when a take over the world," he whispered sensually at her.

Sakura blushed at the possibilities and all the girls Naruto, and by extension her, will be tapping eventually. She grinned coyly at him but said nothing as Sasuke was within earshot and the decided not to antagonize him further so he could be on his right mind (Or what passed as a right state of mind for the Uchiha boy) when taking the exams.

Team seven when into the Academy building and they reached the second floor where they found their first obstacle. There were a bunch of people standing in front of a door that had the label 'R301' on top of it but their entrance was being blocked by two Chunin. Naruto recognized the slightly younger forms of Izumo and Kotetsu the dubbed 'Eternal Gate Keepers of Konoha' and smirked at their henged forms.

Naruto then noticed Sasuke giving the bunch of people a distasteful look as he also noticed the rather obvious genjutsu and he opened his mouth to claim as much but he was stopped by Naruto smacking him on the back of his head. "Don't be a moron Sasuke-chan. If those guy can't see through the stupid genjutsu then they are a waste of time and do not deserve even being here on the first place. Let's just get in our way. Sakura-chan, cloak us please."

Sakura nodded and she used a genjutsu that rendered her, Naruto and Sasuke invisible to anyone else. She had learned that Genjutsu from Kurenai on the past month and it was quickly becoming one of her favorites. Team seven passed by the commotion without trouble and they became visible once again once they reached the third floor. There were three people waiting for them, however.

Naruto noticed TenTen giving him a smirk as her curvy, athletic hip was cocked to the side and her arms were crossed underneath her perky, big breasts. At her side was a long, brown haired teen with the white eyes of the Hyuga Clan wearing the battle robes the clan was known for wearing and he was giving him annoyed glare. And then at the side of that teen there was a slightly muscular teen wearing a green spandex leotard and a bowl cut. His eyebrows were extremely thick and rectangular and his round eyes had a youthful fire in them as he looked at Sasuke.

"I told you my Naruto-kun's team was more than ready for this. You owe me a thousand ryo, Neji," said TenTen in amusement as she gave him a wink and blew him a kiss. She seemed rather pleased with herself at that moment.

Neji grunted and seemed to get more annoyed but he nevertheless nodded. He gave Naruto a nasty glare and Naruto responded with a grin as he realized that Neji was probably interested in TenTen but seen she had tasted him and had gotten in love with him (He couldn't blame her really) his chances of getting with her were less than zero and it seemed he was aware of that.

The youthful teen with the bowl cut then stepped forward and he locked yes with Sasuke. "Are you Uchiha Sasuke?" He inquired with an air of determination and youthful intent around him that had Naruto getting annoyed rapidly.

Sasuke raised an eyebrow at him. "Yeah. What of it?" He said also annoyed by this kid. He wanted to get to the exams so he could prove himself to everyone else that he was the strongest at the moment. His eye twitched as he looked at the grinning Naruto. Okay, second strongest.

The boy pointed at himself with a thumb and grinned, his teeth flashing white almost blinding Sasuke and Sakura. Naruto blinked. "My name is Rock Lee and I am the strongest genin here," he declared boldly and he ignored the scoffs of his teammates. "I wish to prove you that the talent you were born with will never surpass the skills acquired with constant hard work and determination," he said as fire lit in his eyes… literally.

Sasuke grunted and he glared at Rock Lee, his Sharingan activating and showing that he had two tomoes on each eye which he acquired on his training with Kakashi on a rather vicious spar that ended on his ass sore and one of his arms broken. Kakashi didn't really know how to pull his punches. "You? The Strongest? As if," he scoffed again before looking at the amused Naruto with thinly veiled hatred before he smirked. "But I think I can take a few seconds to show you how my 'natural talent' is above your hard work earned skills."

Naruto, however, intervened before thing escalated quickly. "As much as I would like seeing Rock Lee handing your ass to you," he chuckled as Sasuke glared at him indignantly while Neji smirked and Sakura and TenTen giggled. Rock Lee appearance might look ridiculous and goofy but there was something about him that screamed 'Badass'. That and the fact that he had a year of experience over Sasuke made it obvious who would win a in a fight between the two. "We need to get into the examination room. Lee-san?"

Rock Lee turned towards Naruto. "Hai, Naruto-kun?"

"I know that you are excited but I have to tell you that fighting before we are allowed to do so will result in our disqualification of the exam and that would be most… unyouthful. I hope you understand," he said with a gentle smile on his face but in the inside he was laughing his ass off and by the tight expression on TenTen's face she was trying not to laugh either.

Rock Lee's eyes widened before he saluted. Were those tears? "Thank you for making me aware of such a thing Naruto-kun! As punishment to myself I will run one hundred laps around Konoha with hands and boulders of one ton strapped to my legs after these exams! Yosh!" He shouted with fire in his eyes… literally.

Neji face palmed before he muttered under his breath and TenTen giggled at what he had said. Neji then grabbed Lee by the scruff of his neck and began to drag him away. TenTen winked at Naruto and waved at him and sauntered sexily at him, displaying her curves for his benefit and he watched them disappear around the corner.

Before Sasuke could shout at him about his previous comment, Naruto turned towards the dark haired Uchiha and Sasuke. "Don't underestimate that guy. Seriously," he said, there was a smirk on his face but the way he said that made them realize that he was actually serious and that was enough to make Sasuke mellow out… for now.

Sakura nodded before she smirked. "He still looked like a clown though."

"Indeed."

Team Seven walked and turned on the corner they had seen TenTen's team and they were surprised to see Kakashi waiting for them just in front of Room 301. He was reading his smut as he leaned against the opposite wall of the room. He seemed to perk up out of nowhere as he snapped close his book and he waved them over towards him. Kakashi eye smiled at them. "I just wanted to tell you that I hope that Naruto lets you show your abilities and that I am proud of you Sasuke and Sakura for improving so much. Naruto, thanks for being a part of the team," said Kakashi, adding a sniff and a teary eye.

Sasuke and Sakura deadpanned at him and Naruto grinned at probably the only male other than the Sandaime he genuinely liked. "You are welcome Kaka-sensei. I will let Sakura-chan and Sasuke-chan shine for a bit before I make this all about me. And when we make chunin, I'll ask the old man to keep us as a team full time," said Naruto, also sniffing and getting teary eyed.

Under the incredulous looks of Sasuke and Sakura, Kakashi and Naruto gave each other a manly hug and a manly pat on the back. Kakashi then gave Sakura a pat on the head and he almost lost a finger as she slashed a kunai at his hand and then he merrily patted Sasuke's shoulder before he stepped away. "Good luck!" He gave them his two fingered salute and a eye smile before he disappeared in a shunshin.

Naruto turned towards his teammates and grinned. "Let's get this show on the road, shall we?" He said and they nodded after they shook off the extremely bizarre last minute reunion with their sensei. Naruto saw the determinate expressions on their faces before his grin widened even more. He marched forward towards the door where the exams will take place before he raised his right leg, knee bent into his abdomen and a merry laugh, spartan kicked the doors so hard they imbedded themselves on the wall with a loud 'BANG!' as they swung open.

The occupants of the room began to glare at Team Seven, and it made Sasuke slightly nervous. Sakura was unaffected due to being in the receiving end of Naruto's godlike killing intent many times and Naruto seemed to bask in it before he brought forward his own insane intent as he narrowed his eyes at the competitors that were glaring at them. Naruto's monstrous grin was prominent as the occupants flinched and turned their eyes away from them, sweat trailing gown their faces.

Naruto ignored Sasuke's jealous look as they took a position at the edge of the room, slightly near the entrance. Sakura pressed herself against him as his eyes looked for one particular participant and it didn't take long to find him. Gaara was looking at him seemingly impassively, but he could see the glee and the thirst for spilled blood and guts on his eyes… and it just made Naruto feel gleeful and bloodthirsty because of finally finding a person that would give him a decent fight… until he got bored of it and finished it.

Naruto's eyes then swept over Kankuro, who was muttering to himself, and then he eyed the delicious and sultry form of Temari who, much to his amusement and pleasure, was giving Sakura a jealous look, apparently desiring to be the one being pressed against him right now. He decided that after the exams were done he was going to fuck her before she went back to Suna. He could even have her put in a good word for him with other girls so when he visited he had many more asses to tap.

"Naruto-kun!"

Naruto fell delicious, round perky breasts pressing into his back and toned, soft legs wrapping around his waist as slim, toned arms wrapped around his neck. The scent of flowers gave his attacker away and the affectionate way she rubbed her cheek on his only made him sure of whom he was dealing with. Actually her sexy voice had clued him in who she was but he just wanted to sound more interesting.

Naruto grinned as the hand that wasn't hugging Sakura close snaked around her and copped a feel of her heavenly ass. "Ino-chan. Long times no see," he said with amusement as she kissed him on the cheek.

Ino grinned cheekily at him and she gave him a victory sign. "Yeah! Too damn much time with seeing your devilishly handsome face and body crafted by the gods themselves," she said sultrily as she rub his pectorals and abs.

Sakura scoffed but the amused grin on her face was telling. "Yeah. That half an hour was sure torture," she said in amusement and she sighed as she continued enjoying the butt massage Naruto was giving her. It was a good thing they were facing towards everyone else otherwise they would have seen Naruto groping her. Not that she or him cared but it was an annoyance less they had to deal with.

"Can you stop being so damn troublesome for a second, Ino?"

They heard the annoyed male, sleepy voice and while Ino turned towards the source to glare at it with a huff and puffed up while Naruto and Sakura turned curiously towards it. There was Shikamaru Nara with Choji trailing slightly behind him, a bag of chips being dutifully eaten buy the slightly, but noticeable, less fat teen. Shikamaru looked the same, even if slightly less lethargic and more aware of his surroundings and just a bit bulkier.

Naruto waved at him and he cheekily shrugged his incredibly broad and muscled shoulders, making Ino shift with the motion. "I don't mind her being troublesome if she is going to press her body into me," he said with a lecherous smile that had Ino giggling like a school girl. Sakura also cracked up an amused smirk as she swatted at his arm.

Shikamaru yawned as he finally reached him. "Whatever," he said before he looked at Naruto in the eye. "I have to thank you for taking my mother as one of your women, man and taking her out of the house. I love her, yes, but she was stressing herself and stressing me and dad. It's definitely better that she is with you now," he said with a nod of his head, Choji also nodding and munching energetically on his chips.

Naruto shrugged his shoulders but easily accepted his thanks. Naruto was about to ignore everything else and bask on the heavenly feeling of the erotic bodies of Ino and Sakura but he was otherwise interrupted by an annoying voice that had a seemingly natural rough bark to it.

"Yahoo! I see that you guys also made it!"

Naruto sighed as he turned towards Kiba who was grinning savagely… until Hinata skipped to Naruto's unoccupied side and pressed her sinful body into him, then he began scowling but an annoyed glared from Naruto made him almost whimper. He recalled the swift beating he had been dealt a month ago and his nose scrunched up at the phantom pain of being harshly broke by an iron like knee. So he relented, for now.

Naruto noticed Shino nodding approvingly and he realized that he didn't seem to change one bit while Kiba had bulked up slightly, just like Shikamaru. Naruto turned his attention to Hinata and pecked her on her soft lips and she sighed in happiness at finally being close to him after those torturous thirty minutes of not seeing him… without her attempting to use the Byakugan but like her mother, Naruto could render her blind if looked directly into his chakra core, which was a black hole to0 the perspective of her bloodline.

"You guys are a lively bunch, aren't you?"

The nine rookies of this year turned to the smooth sounding voice and they saw a silver haired man already on his twenties walking towards them. He was wearing circular glasses on his face and his clothes consisted of mostly purple and gray. He was smirking at them and for some reason Kiba felt aggravated. "Who the fucks are you?" Kiba asked, noticing the Leaf headband on his head.

The silver haired man used his fingers to fix his glasses and his smirk turned into a slightly kind smile. "My name is Kabuto. And you can say I am a veteran at this exams. And as a better experience participant, I have to tell you that causing such a ruckus will only gather negative attention towards yourselves," advised Kabuto as he motioned with his head towards the center of the room.

The rookies also looked towards the room and they finally realized how much killing intent was being aimed at them. Choji, Shikamaru and Kiba felt slightly intimidated by it while Sasuke seemed unconcerned as he scoffed and crossed his arms. Shino seemed to take it in stride but he seemed more guarded now. Naruto and his girls had bored look on their faces as they had experienced much worse. Naruto smirked as he saw Temari glaring in his direction but he was sure she just wanted to be in the position of Ino, Sakura and/or Hinata. Naruto narrowed his eyes at the crowd again and reminded them that he was the predator and they were his prey and the pressure of the harmful intent of the other participants was lifted.

Sakura smirked at Kabuto as she noticed he also seemed unaffected by the killing intent. "You must be pretty skilled then if you are a 'veteran'. Is this your second or third time taking this exams?" She asked as she pressed herself further into Naruto.

Kabuto suddenly became sheepish as he scratched the back of his head and a slight blush appeared on his face. "Not really. This is actually my seventh time taking these exams," he admitted with an embarrassed chuckle.

Kiba grinned as he pointed at Kabuto. "Then you must really suck!"

Kabuto scoffed after he gave Kiba a rather impressive glare. "I wouldn't think that if I were you. These exams are held twice a year, meaning that this is actually my fourth year training to become a chunin which in the grand scheme of things, it isn't a lot of time at all." He then smiled as he reached into his pockets and pulled out a deck of cards. "But I guess that taking the Chunin Exams so many times has its benefits."

Shikamaru raised an eyebrow as he put his weight on his right leg. "What kind of benefits?"

Kabuto held up his deck for everyone to see. "These are my Ninja Info Cards. Thanks to all the times I've been on these exams I have managed to acquire a lot of information the participants. I just have to channel my chakra into them and they do all the magic," he said and he showed them a map of the Elemental Nations on one of his cards.

Sasuke kicked forward from the wall he was leaning on and glared at Kabuto. "I want information on Rock Lee of Konoha," he demanded. The encounter was still fresh on his mind and while Naruto had said what he had said to annoy him (Sasuke was more than sure of that) he got the feeling that his teammate was also being serious on his assessment of Rock Lee in comparison to Sasuke's own abilities.

Kiba also stepped forward after giving Naruto, who was getting kissed on the face by Ino, Hinata and Sakura, a glare. "And I want everything you have on Naruto Uzumaki of Konoha!" He almost barked.

Kabuto raised an eyebrow but shrugged. "Those are easy. Let's see. Rock Lee of Konoha. He has successfully done 61 D-Ranks, 11-C-Ranks and 1 B-Rank missions. He graduated from the Academy as the Dead Last with no talent in ninjutsu or genjutsu whatsoever but thanks to his sensei, Maito Gai, he had managed to become incredibly skilled in taijutsu. His teammates are Neji Hyuga and TenTen." Kabuto then pulled out another card and held it up. "Naruto Uzumaki. He has accomplished 12 D-Rank missions and… Holy shit! One C-Rank that became A-Rank, the presence of Momochi Zabuza, the Demon of the Mist, being confirmed." Naruto's eyes narrowed at this but he didn't say anything as Kabuto continued. "Even though he is the Dead Last of this year, he is confirmed to be the strongest of his team with insane skills on Kenjutsu, taijutsu and Ninjutsu. His teammates are Sakura Haruno and Sasuke Uchiha."

Sasuke's eyes twitched and he began to mutter about 'dead lasts and them not making any sense' while Kiba just began to glare at Naruto for being on such a what in his mind was an awesome mission. Kiba huffed and turned away as he began to brood. Naruto for his part whispered something to Sakura and her eyes narrowed and the eyes of Ino and Hinata also widened and he whispered into their ears. Nobody seemed to notice this.

"You guys are really a novice bunch," commented Kabuto and he raised his hands in a placating manner as he became the receiving end of more than a few annoyed glares. "I'm just saying. You should've asked about information of genin from Taki, Rain, Suna, Kusa or Oto. Well you can skip Otogakure no Sato. That's a new village that surged recently so I'm sure their Kage and their ninja are weak," he commented with a shrug.

Naruto felt the assault coming before anyone else.

Kabuto fell on his ass and he stared with wide eyes at the grinning face of Naruto as Hinata, Sakura and Ino suddenly found themselves without the person they were hugging. Naruto had the arm of a fully bandaged teen wearing mostly gray clothes held in between his right arm and his torso. His hand was grasping the arm of a spiky haired teen wearing cream colored clothes harshly, the teen grunting in pain as his arm was held roughly behind his back. And finally the tip of Kuroshin was pocking where the carotid artery was located on the neck of a very hot long brown haired girl who was looking at Naruto with incredulous eyes as he blonde was holding the handle of his blade with his teeth.

"I don't think that's a good idea. You might be disqualified," he said and despite of the intrusion on his mouth, he was heard clearly. Everyone was looking at the blonde with wide eyes as they didn't even saw him move to stop the attack of the three genin they came from Oto. Gaara grinned sadistically and Kankuro began to sweat as he noticed the expression on his brother's face. Temari for her part was gushing on her mind at how cool her crush of three days looked.

Before anyone else could as much open their mouths, white smoke filled the front of the room and after a few seconds it dispersed revealing a scarred man wearing a bandana with the Leaf insignia and a black coat over even more black clothes. He was being flanked by an entourage of apparent chunin level ninja and they were all glaring at the suddenly nervous genin.

The scarred man narrowed his beady eyes. "Alright maggots! My name is Ibiki Morino and as of now the Chunin Exams have begun!"

-Forty minutes later-

Naruto leaned back into his seat with an absolutely bored look on his face. The first test what on his mind utter bullshit and a waste of his time. After Ibiki explained the rules of the test, which consisted of getting kicked out if you were caught cheating five times, Naruto immediately figured that this was an information gathering test and that you were supposed to cheat, but with a passable enough level that the proctors of the exams wouldn't find it necessary to point out that you were discovered and thus captured and/or killed.

Naruto had just sighed and filled the test in a few minutes as he had the answer to the incredibly easy (to him and his super brain harvested by the Goddesses) questions because he deduced that if you already knew the information you were supposed to gather, then there was no need of actually gathering as long as you could prove that the information you have is actually usable and correct.

Naruto sighed again but this time in pleasure as he grasped the bobbing head of Hinata as she knelt in between his legs under the table servicing his massive dick with her incredibly skilled mouth and gigantic jugs. Hinata had copied his answers and had demanded for a genjutsu so she could have some fun while she waited after she had delivered her answers to Shino so he could in turn pass them to Kiba via his kikaichu. The genjutsu he had put over him and Hinata had Hinata looking bored as she had her arms crossed under her breasts and he made himself look as if he was sleeping.

As Naruto enjoyed the amazing servicing done by his girlfriend he began to look around to see how the ones that held his interest were faring. His eyes landed on Sakura and he saw that she was also looking bored as she twirled her pencil in between her fingers. No surprise there. He then moved to Sasuke and he saw his male teammate copying from a man seating in front of him using his Sharingan to copy the man's pencil movements. Not bad.

Naruto then saw Ino doing a handseal as she looked into Sakura's head. She was probably using a jutsu that let her read recent memories without physical contact. He saw that she grinned before she did the same on Shikamaru and Choji who perked up and began to write furiously on their papers. Naruto nodded his head in approval, both to how Ino handled it and how Hinata was swirling her skillful tongue around the head of his cock.

Naruto then noticed a red haired girl from Kusa squirming on her seat as she looked at him with a flushed face. Naruto could tell when a girl was having an orgasm and in his experienced eyes this hot red head, that seemed to have a body similar to Sakura's with bigger breasts and somehow even wider hips, was clearly having an orgasm by just looking at him. He smirked and looked into her mind and found out that her name was Karin and that she was a sensor and her constant orgasm was caused by how his chakra felt. She had at least managed to somehow fill up her test. He decided he was going to show her that his dick inside her felt many times better than his chakra.

'Naruto-sama.'

Naruto perked up at Kurama's voice as it was rare when she talked to him. 'What's up?'

'There is another Jinchuriki in here aside from you and Gaara. I believe the other Jinchuriki is Nina's container!' exclaimed Kurama with some excitement as she made Naruto ware of where the container of her sister was.

Naruto chuckled in amusement. 'And you didn't tell me as soon as I arrived in this classroom because…'

Naruto could feel the blush on her exotic face as she responded in embarrassment. 'I was taking a break from studying the seal so we can break it without the key and I was sleeping so…' She giggled in embarrassment.

Naruto shook his head and he turned towards the Seven Tail's Jinchuriki and he noticed the almost despairing look on the face of the green haired girl that was extremely beautiful and quite exotic looking with her slightly dark skin color, orange eyes and the white clothes that accentuated her lithe figure. Naruto noticed that she had tried to get the answers from her teammates, who had clearly acquired them, but they refused to give them up even if the opportunities taken by the green haired girl where perfect to net get caught.

Naruto quickly realized that he was hated because of her being a Jinchuriki and decided to help her. One third of the reason was because as a fellow Jinchuriki he had to help her, another third was because he wanted to get on her good graces because it could be useful in the future and the final third of the reason was because she was super hot and beautiful so for Naruto helping her was a no brainer.

He put her on a genjutsu and she looked up alarmed on his direction. He waved at her and grinned as he motioned with his head towards her test and when she did so her beautiful eyes widened when she saw the answers. She looked up again and she saw the mysterious and cool blond winking at her and grinning. She blushed bright red but smiled shyly and mouthed a thank you before she began to furiously write the answers.

Naruto turned away from the green haired Jinchuriki of Nanabi and he looked for TenTen's team. He noticed that Neji used his Byakugan to copy the answers from who he deemed had them correct and that TenTen was using wires to manipulate some mirrors that she and Rock Lee were using to get the answers. Naruto was impressed by that and he wondered for a few seconds were had those mirrors from before he dismissed it. His own Deus Ex Machina moments were worse.

Naruto laughed merrily before he noticed Kankuro asking for permission to leave for the bathroom and he growled a little was Hinata began to loudly slurp on his cock as her heavy tits rested his thighs. The actions of Hinata continued and Naruto almost didn't notice when Kankuro came back and gave Temari a slip of paper, probably containing the answers. Naruto, continuing to enjoy Hinata's work on his cock, searched for Gaara and saw him using a weird floating eye to get the answers. How nobody had noticed escaped him but he shrugged it off as it was apparently working for the red head.

Naruto sighed and he decided to keep enjoying Hinata's blowjob and she eventually made him cum into her mouth. Hinata drank his seed and showed him the white cream before she swallowed it all. Hinata then returned to her seat and used her Byakugan to get into the position her illusion self was in and Naruto did the same before he dispelled the genjutsu, No one was the wiser he had just gotten a blowjob while taking the first test of the Chunin Exams in the same room as Ibiki Morino and that for some reason made him happy.

Said man suddenly stepped forward with a hard look on his scarred face. "Alright you little shits! It's time for the tenth question. But I have to tell you this question is rather… especial," he grinned menacingly as he said this and the dark chuckles of the chunin proctors only served to unnerve the genin that remained inside even more.

"What do you mean especial?" Asked Shino in a monotone as he fixed his glasses.

Ibiki chuckled, the sound raspy and darker than the chuckles of his entourage. "It's nothing big really. It's just that you have the choice of being able to quit now or take the question with the possibility of getting it wrong and never be allowed to take the Chunin Exams again," he said easily, ignoring the gasps from most of the genin. "If you resign now you will be able to take the exams again however."

Temari shot up from her seat and glared at Ibiki. "You can't do this! It is not fair for those who are taking these stupid test for the first time!" She shouted, her teal eyes glaring daggers at Ibiki.

The head interrogator that was the antagonist of many horror stories shrugged his shoulders. "And that's my problem? You are just unlucky I was made the main proctor of this part," he said before he grinned and folded his arms. "Now decide."

Naruto looked on unconcerned as many raised their hands and quit. He knew that all the rookie teams were going to stay and the Suna team was also going to stay so he remained unconcerned of everything. When the last team left the room Ibiki looked around and noticed that only twenty teams were left out of the more than sixty that had entered. He decided that he had done a good enough job and smirked. "For those who stayed, congratulations. You have passed."

"What?!"

Naruto sighed as Kiba shouted this and he turned annoyed eyes to the Inuzuka. "He means that we ended the test on a satisfactory level. If you hadn't got it yet then let me explain. This test consisted of two parts: One to test our information gathering skills and two a test about resolve, the resolve to keep pushing forward even when the odds are against us. There was no tenth question, or, you could say that the tenth question was 'Do you have what it takes to be here?' In other words…" Naruto trailed off as he turned to the smirking Ibiki. "He bullshitted his way through the whole thing."

Ibiki nodded his head almost sagely. "Indeed I did."

Naruto stared at Ibiki for a few seconds before he grinned. "I like you."

Ibiki returned the grin with a smirk. "Likewise. Now…"

The head of the T&I Department wasn't able to finish, or even start, his sentence when a black projectile shot into the room. Ibiki face palmed and muttered under his breath and Naruto began to laugh as a banner that said 'The sexy Anko Mitarashi soon to be Uzumaki! Proctor of the Second Test!' appeared and the purple haired especial jonin appeared standing on a sexy pose in front of said banner, her curves prominent as she drank in the hungry gazes of the males… and some females of course.

Ibiki glared at her from behind the banner. "Anko.. You are early."

Anko made a fist and lightly punched herself on her head and her tongue came out cutely as she blushed a pretty pink. "Sorry but I was very excited for this." She then inspected the room and whistled. "Damn! You eliminated more than forty teams. That's awesome," she complimented but soon a dark grin appeared on her face. "I will however make sure to cut this lot by a half with what I have in store for them. Now follow me to your possible painful death!" She declared before she jumped out of where she had come into the room.

After the shock wore out the genin began to filter out through the window. When Naruto passed by Ibiki he made a motion with his head towards where he had been sitting before he went out of the room. Ibiki hastily went and grabbed Naruto's test and noticed that it was answered perfectly and to his amusement Naruto wrote 'Don't bullshit a bullshitter' on the space meant for the tenth question.

Ibiki noticed an arrow next to the word 'back'. He turned the paper around and his eyes widened as he rode the message:

Yo. There is a guy named Kabuto who knows too much. Tell Old Man Hokage about it and tell him that I will deal with him if he turns out to be a spy or something. Peace.

Ibiki could only chuckle, smirk and shake his head before he disappeared in a shunshin to do as told on the message left for him by the interesting blonde kid that was going to make these already interesting exams, even more interesting.

What is up my minions?! Surprised I managed to cook up this chapter so fast? Well you can thank my lax schedule and the fact that I managed to organize myself this time around and that I already had the outline for this chapter and the following three.

Anyways, we saw an overview of the results gotten on the month training period, Naruto meeting the Suna Crew, Karin, Fu and the start and end of the first part of the Chunin Exams. Ain't I the most badass writer? Fuck yeah.

Kami (Naruto's Master)
Yami (Naruto's Master)
Shinigami (Naruto's Master)
Kushina Uzumaki (Naruto's mother and fiancée)
Mikoto Uchiha (Naruto's aunt in everything but blood and fiancée)
Ayame Ichiraku (Personal cook)
Tsubaki (Head maid of his mansion)
Suzume (Maid at his mansion)
Ino Yamanaka (Girlfriend)
Kino Yamanaka (Ino's mother) (Fiancée)
Hinata Hyuga (Girlfriend)
Hanabi Hyuga (Girlfriend) (Fuck toy and pet)
Hitomi Hyuga (Hinata's mother) (Fiancée)
Yoshino Nara (Fiancée)
Hana Inuzuka (Girlfriend)
Tsume Inuzuka (Fiancée as of this chapter)
Anko Mitarashi (Girlfriend)
Chun-Li (TenTen's mother) (Fiancée)
TenTen (Girlfriend)
Kurenai Yuhi (Girlfriend)
Yugao Uzuki (Girlfriend)
Sakura Haruno (Teammate) (Girlfriend)
Tsunami (Lover)
Moegi (Hanabi's servant) (Fuck toy and pet)
Mebuki Haruno (Unofficial fiancée)

Holy shit! A chapter in which Naruto hasn't added a new girl to his regular girl! The world must be ending! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.

It's two in the morning. I'm tired and I just want to sleep. Hope you enjoyed (Of course you did you sick, perverted, wonderful and beautiful bastards and bastardettes).

Love y'all.