We're back!
White: *nods*
N: ...
And the lifeless is back...
White: Be nice!
So? You like Bl-
White: Ani doesn't own Pokemon
Ahem!
White: Thank you for listening!
That's supposed to be at the end!
N: ...
The Next Day
Prism just finished sewing back the couch with Espeon when she heard crashes in the room next door.
"MMMMFFFMMM!"
"MMMMM!"
Prism sighed.
Jolteon came in from the front door, carrying a basket of berries. "I think we stock up enough berrie-woah…Prism…you…" Jolteon gulped. Prism blinked her droopy eyes. There were REALLY big black circles under her eyes, indicating that she didn't sleep much…
Prism sighed. "I'm surprised I'm the only one…" Prism said. "Be care-"
"OW!" Prism sucked her finger. "I tried to tell you to tell you to be careful with the needle…" Espeon sighed. Prism puffed out her cheeks. "Maybe you could try a little harder."
"How could I? Time doesn't stop for anyone."
"Celebi helped."
"That's…a different problem altogether."
"Espeon's got a point." Jolteon said.
More crashes and muffled voices was to be heard. "So…who's on guard duty?" Jolteon asked.
"Umbreon…and Vaporeon…" Prism said, starting to pack the sewing stuff away. "The needles' supposed to be pointing 32.23 degrees away from the thread, not 32.22!" Espeon scowled. "Ugh! 32.23, 32.22, who cares?"
"I care! That's my sewing kit!"
"Then you put it back!"
"Now now…" Jolteon sweatdropped. "We have enough fights for one week…"
Crashes and muffled voice was to be heard again.
"Hold…still!" Vaporeon voice rang out.
Prism, Espeon, and Jolteon sweatdropped. "I'm sooooo not gonna ask…" Prism said. "You know…you might want to put cucumbers on your eyes." Espeon advised. Prism blinked at Espeon. "Why would I want to do that?"
"It's supposed to help with your black circles." Espeon replied.
"…we don't have cucumbers…"
"Don't worry, I have some in my room."
"I should have known…"
"Well…it's Espeon's and my shift…" Jolteon said. "But…" Espeon whimpered. "But what?" Jolteon sighed. "I don't want to get filthy…" Espeon shuddered at the mere thought of having dust on her silky fur. "How are you going to get dirty by watching Flareon and Glaceon?" Jolteon asked.
Prism thought for a moment. "She's got a point."
"JOLTEON AND ESPEON! GET YOUR BUTTS HERE! IF YOU DON'T COME HERE IN 10 SECONDS, I'LL ASSUME YOU'RE DITCHING YOUR DUTIES! WE'LL KILL YOU IF YOU ARE!" Umbreon yelled.
"Come on." Jolteon grabbed Espeon by the tail and dragged a protesting and squirming Espeon across the room to the extra room down the hall.
Prism shook her head.
Well…the living's room fixed, and the kitchen, and the storage…now…
Prism walked out the house and found the others fixing the outsides of the house, including fence. "Hey! Need any help?" Prism called out. Eevee rolled her eyes. "No, three small pokemon can fair well with putting up the fences, fixing the roof, the front steps (watch out for the third-*Ow!*nevermind), and the wooden planks, follow by a bunch of angry beedrill, and trying to fix the holes in the house. I mean, just because we're as tall up to a human's knee, doesn't mean we can do all that in a week. OF COURSE WE NEED HELP!"
Prism cringed and not from the third broken front step. "Okay! Where's the beedrill?"
"Over there," Leafeon answered, nodding over to the east while still up holding a wooden plank with Eevee while Sylveon used nails and hammers.
Prism looked to the right. Buzzing beedrill were buzzing around, their stingers are covered in a purple light.
Prism: You know, their Japanese names are Sting! Isn't that weird?
White: The beedrill?
Makes perfect sense to me
N: …
"Uh oh…" Prism said. The beedrill then buzzed to Prism who ran around the perimeter. "EEEKKK! What did I do!?"
"Nothing. Except harmed the beedrill's nest." Eevee answered.
"I didn't do that! That's was Glaceon's and Flareon's fault! EEEKKK!"
"Aah…" Eevee sighed. "You're in a good mood." Sylveon remarked. "Really?! She's seems the same grumpy self to me." Prism said while running around. She forgot about the beedrill until she turned a little bit more and saw a purple colored stinger just a millimeter away from her nose.
"AAAHHHH!"
"I'm just glad the others aren't here." Eevee said, half smiling, ignoring Prism's cries and Beedrill's buzz.
"It's only 11 in the morning." Leafeon said. Eevee half snorted. "Well…they usually come around 10 or 9…plus…11 is pretty late."
"It's not-EEEKKK! I'M SOOOORRRRRRYYYY!"
"Hammer."
"Hammer!"
BUZZZZ!
"WHAT DID I DO WRONG NOW?!"
"Nail."
"Nail!"
"WAAAHHHH!"
"Oh, quit being a baby."
"I hate you!"
Then the beedrill stopped chasing Prism. Prism skidded to a halt but didn't halt fast enough.
She crashed into a tree! ^^
Prism: Hey! Why are you so happy about it?!
It's just funny watching you upside down with swirly eyes!
Then the fruit dropped on Prism's head, earning her a little bump mark on her head.
I know, I'm soooo evil!
White: You sound…happy about it…
I'm half devil, half angel! ^^
At least…that's what I think of me!
N: It suits you…
Thanks!
White: I think… -_-'
"Ouch…" Eevee flinched. "Nice to…know you aren't heartless…" Prism muttered. "If I'm heartless, I wouldn't even be living." Eevee answered.
Prism got up and rolled her eyes. "Yeah…" Prism looked around. "Where's the beedrill?"
Leafeon stopped what she was doing and looked around. "You're right…they just left…"
"I wonder why…" Prism put her finger to her chin in thought. Leafeon thought a bit too.
"Aah! Leafeon! Hold the ladder!" Sylveon said as she tried to balance the ladder with Eevee half falling on top.
"Oops!" Leafeon took her side of the ladder. Eevee got her balance and sighed. "Jeez…"
"Do you hear something?" Sylveon asked, turning her head while holding the ladder. "I don't hear anything…besides the muffled voices." Eevee said.
"Listen."
Everyone stayed quiet.
A minute passed.
"BEEDRILLL!" a voice screamed across the forest.
"Does that ring a bell?" Leafeon said.
"Chingling!" a wild Chingling said. "Yes, it does!" Prism said cheerfully.
Eevee paled, then hissed. "Don't tell me…"
"Since when were you an ekans?" Prism asked.
"Since never." Leafeon replied.
"I wonder where Umbreon and Vaporeon is…" Prism said. Eevee hissed again. "I hate my life."
"Eh? Why?" Prism asked. Eevee rolled her eyes. "Because," Eevee said, exasperated. "They are here."
Prism cocked her head. "Who's here?" she asked. "Them. Hopefully they are chased out by the beedrill."
"Even though I do not know who is they, that's pretty rude." Prism said. "Are you really that dense?" Eevee asked. "And I thought you were smart."
Prism shrugged. "I'll ignore that with the other insults in my life, but seriously, who's they?"
Eevee just shook her head.
Now, we're going to visit the forest somewhere!
"BEEDRILL!" Emerald screamed as a horde of beedrill came buzzing to the dexholders, getting ready to use poison sting. "RUN!" Pearl yelled and the group got chased around the dense forest with stingers after them.
They were about to visit Prism and the Eevee friends (*cough*blackmail*cough*) when for some reason, the beedrill decided to play death tag with them.
White: With a bit of exaggeration
Ask Prism, she has experience
N:…
*twitches* He's not saying anything…
"Why are they chasing us?" Platinum asked, panting a little. "Beats me." Pearl said. "Now I wish I didn't leave my Pokemon at home." Crystal muttered. "Let's split up and hopefully lose them." Ruby said. Everyone nodded in agreement and split up in multiple directions. Yellow and Platinum, Crystal and Gold and Red, Silver and Blue and Green, Emerald and Sapphire and Ruby, and Pearl and Dia.
If you think beedrill is dumb, you're wrong. They split up too. With reinforcements.
"Is it just me, or is there more beedrill than before?" Platinum asked Yellow. Yellow turned around. "I guess so." Yellow grimaced. "What should we do?"
"Run."
Since I'm running out of ideas, let's move on to Prism! (Sorry for the short dexholder debut)
"Do I hear running?" Prism asked. "I just hear Glaceon and Flareon followed by Jolteon and Espeon." Leafeon said. Prism shrugged. "Probably nothing."
Eevee narrowed her eyes. "Yeah, if nothing means having all the hoenn trio running for the sake of their lives from the beedrill…"
Everyone looked at the road leading to the cott-
"PRISM! HELPP!" Ruby yelled as the horde of beedrill started chasing them.
I didn't even finished my sentence!
White: At least they get the idea
N:…
Prism bolted into the house, saying, "BEEDRILL ALERT! With three extras!"
Eevee ran into the house too, saying, "WHY!? WHY?! STUPID ARCEUS FOR BRINGING THEM HERE! STUPID ARCEUS!"
Meanwhile, a certain creator Pokémon sneezed for no apparent reason. Strange…
"How do we help?" Leafeon asked. "I dunno! Do something!" Emerald yelled back. "SAPPH! DO SOMETHING!" Ruby told Sapphire.
"FINE!" Sapphire skidded to a halt, being a few yards ahead than Ruby and Emerald. She then lift Ruby with ease. "WHA-HEY! What are you going to do?"
Sapphire just grinned wolfishly, and tossed Ruby to the horde of beedrill.
"Aahhh!" Ruby screamed as he got stabbed and scratched while the beedrill started to tackle him with their stingers. Sapphire grinned. "There. That shoulda give us some time."
Leafeon and Sylveon prayed their condolences to poor Ruby.
Suddenly, a wild Umbreon burst out of the doorway, looking around frantically with wrinkles under his eyes. "Where's the fire?" he kept repeating. "There's no-" Sylveon started. "FIRE!" a voice screamed in the kitchen. "Fire." Sylveon finished in a quieter tone. Umbreon sighed and bent down his head. "There is a horde of beedrill out here though." Leafeon chimed. Umbreon looked at Leafeon who was smiling like an angry horde of beedrill is nothing but a picnic. Umbreon twitched.
"Just…where's the-" Umbreon started to say. "DUCK!" Sylveon yelped. "I was going to say fi-"
"No! Duck! DUCK!"
Umbreon, Leafeon, and Sylveon ducked just in time from a flying…
"Was that a tree!?" Emerald yelled. Leafeon shrugged. "Without the leaves, yeah. Where did it…?" Leafeon started to look around. "Oh! The Johto people are here!" she announced. Surely enough, Crystal, Gold, and Silver were running up to the cottage.
Eevee went out the door at this point. When she saw the scene, she gasped and cursed under her breath. "HOLY MEW! WHY IS THERE A RAMPAGING BEEDRILL AND URSARINGS HERE!" she yelled. "IT'S ALL GOLD'S FAULT!" Crystal yelled. "Hey! I didn't know that the cave has an agitated inhabitant!"
Eevee growled. "First we have a fire in the kitchen, now we need to stop rampaging Pokémon because of the stupid pervert…" she growled.
"It's not my-whoa!"
There were some clanging in the kitchen, which the Eeveelutions realize it as pots and pans with a few plates. Leafeon narrowed her eyes. "They better not ruin the plants in the kitchen." She muttered. "Why would you put plants in the kitchen when you know it's when most fights and dangerous things happen?" Eevee asked. "Because the plants are herbs for the kitchen. Hypothetically, they should be able to extinguish fires from their aroma."
"There's seriously a plant that can do that?" Emerald asked, ignoring the scene of Ruby getting all beaten up while Sapphire is laughing at the sidelines. "Probably not, judging from the…" Leafeon turned pale and bolted to the kitchen.
Eevee vs. a wild Ursaring
A wild Ursaring appeared!
Eevee with an attitude appeared!
Eevee used quick attack!
Critical hit!
Ursaring used shadow ball!
Missed and hitted Leafeon's garden!
Eevee used curse to arceus!
Arceus sneezed!
Ursaring used growl!
It missed thanks to Eevee's cover up!
Ursaring's anger is rising!
Crystal used kick on Gold!
Gold fainted!
Crystal dragged Gold away!
Eevee used tackle!
Critical hit!
Ursaring is still standing!
Eevee used Muttering!
No effect!
Ursaring used rampage!
Eevee dodged and landed on Ursaring's head!
Eevee used Shadow ball!
Direct Hit! Critical Hit!
Ursaring's still standing!
Leafeon came into the scene!
Leafeon said "My Garden!"
Leafeon's Blaze is activated!
Leafeon used Over heat!
Toasted Ursaring's head!
Eevee dodged it!
Ursaring used Rampage!
Leafeon came towards Ursaring, using Flare Blitz!
Critical Hit!
Leafeon used Solarbeam!
Critical Hit!
Leafeon used Rampage!
Critical Hit!
Ursaring used whimper!
Sapphire's enjoyment rised up!
Crystal's attention divided a little!
Emerald's enjoyment rised up!
Ruby's torture went to zero!
Ruby's Fashion Streak is ruined!
Ruby's sympathy rose a little!
Ruby used argument on Sapphire!
Sapphire used argument back!
Emerald used sigh!
No effect!
Leafeon used revenge!
Critical hit!
Ursaring's been long fainted!
Leafeon is still rampaging!
Attack number two!
Leafeon vs. Eevee (Wait, WHAT?!)
Leafeon used Over heat on Eevee!
Eevee dodged!
Eevee used reasoning!
Leafeon's special ability Anger Revenge is activated!
All reasoning is useless!
Eevee used curse to Arceus!
Arceus sneezed!
Leafeon used Revenge!
Attack missed!
Prism came to the scene!
"What the?"
Leafeon used solar beam!
Attack missed!
Prism used Call the cops!
No effect!
Leafeon used Rampage!
Attack missed!
Prism used Call of the Dex Holders!
No backup! Too busy!
Eevee used reasoning!
No effect!
Prism used restraint!
Leafeon's special ability Anger Revenge is activated!
All restraint attacks are useless!
Eevee used prayer!
Eevee defense rose!
Eevee used tackle!
Critical hit!
Leafeon fainted!
Leafeon's special ability Haunted Spirit is activated!
Leafeon's back to full HP!
Leafeon's used Revenge!
Attack missed!
Eevee used shadow ball!
Critical hit!
Leafeon fainted!
Eevee used sigh!
Everyone's relief rose!
White: Um…do you really have to…
Do it in a game battle?
White: Pretty much.
I really want to try it! I'm playing my Pokemon X, so I'm like, Why not?
White: It's…interesting?
Why thank you!
N:…
He's dead, I'm pretty sure he's dead.
"With that said, where's…the others?" Prism asked. Sapphire and Ruby finally managed to drive the beedrill away.
"Um…" Crystal looked around. "Incoming!" said a voice…above? Everyone looked up to see Red, Blue, Green, and Yellow. "It's raining dexholders!" Prism said. The sinnoh and Kanto dex holders were falling. Silver was just hanging out from his honchkrow.
Prism started panicking and started to flail around before she went into the door as the others crashed to the ground. "Welcome to Earth!" Eevee greeted. "You guys okay?" Sapphire asked.
"I'm not." Ruby muttered. "I ain't talkin' to ya."
In the Kitchen
"You mangy brat!" Flareon hissed while dodging a flying pan and icebeam. "Stupid furball!" Glaceon growled back before lunging at Flareon. They apparently broke free from Jolteon and Espeon and their prison (now you understand what those duties were for) since their last fight.
Flareon jumped and did a back flip and landed on the stove, so Glaceon ended up crashing to the oven. Jolteon and Espeon were hiding under a table. Umbreon and Vaporeon were trying to put out the fire. "Urgh! What's the point of being a water type when I can't even take out a stupid fire!" Vaporeon said, frustrated. "Hey, we're not dealing a regular fire." Umbreon said. "I used Hydro pump for Arceus sake! What else should I do? Get a whole ocean?"
"Yeah, that will be nice except the fact that the inhabitants will probably be angry."
"Hot head!"
"Ice Freak!"
Glaceon and Flareon glared at each other and started to wrestle around the kitchen, knocking things over while at it. Vaporeon and Umbreon sighed. "I. Hate. My. Life."
After a while
After everyone was able to stop the fire and the fight, Umbreon and Vaporeon tied Flareon and Glaceon again while Leafeon served tea and cookies to the dexholders plus Prism minus Soul.
"So…what brings you here?" Leafeon asked. "Probably asking for a death bed." Eevee said. "OW!" Eevee added when Prism stomped on her tail. "What was that for?!"
"What do you mean? I didn't do anything." Prism answered while sipping on her tea. Eevee clenched her teeth.
"But seriously, why are you here?" Jolteon asked. "Why is Flareon and Glaceon wrapped up like a christmas present?" Emerald asked. "Oh yeah…well…these days, you need to be brutal in order to stop them from fight-" Prism stopped as Flareon and Glaceon fought with the "leash" to strangle each other. Vaporeon and Umbreon were struggling with the rope.
"…Shopping!" Blue said out of nowhere. "Uh…I said fighting, not shopping…" Prism said. "No, I mean, we should do shopping today!" Blue said.
"Because? Why out of nowhere anyway?" Green asked. "Probably because she just wants to be broke." Eevee muttered. Blue had a tick mark on her head.
"Grr…come on! Just a little sister bonding and brotherly bonding?"
Eevee just shakes her head. "Yeah…you must be real desperate to make friends if you just suddenly go all out-"
"Okay! That's it!" Blue lunged at Eevee who just dodged it.
"Here's another cat fight." Prism muttered.
"Just…hurry up and do whatever so this day can end." Vaporeon sighed as she stepped on the rope holding Flareon. "Yeah…then we can…hey wait, why are we still guarding Flareon and Glaceon?" Umbreon looked around for Espeon and Jolteon. Espeon and Jolteon froze from tip toeing out the room when Umbreon and Vaporeon glared at them. "Hehe…" Jolteon said sheepishly. "Anata chii…" Umbreon and Vaporeon started chasing them.
"…" Prism looked at Blue and Eevee, then the others. "Huh?" Prism said. They were…
Asleep?"
"Hey, what happened to them?" Prism asked Sylveon. Sylveon looked at the dex holders questionably. "…I have no idea. One minute, they're awake, next?"
"huh…" Prism looked at the other Eeveelutions. Jolteon and the others stopped chasing each other. They all shook their head. Prism sweatdropped. "Okay…they can't all just be knocked out cold at the same time out of nowhere…" Prism said. "We could try looking into it." Leafeon suggested. Espeon looked at the sleeping people.
"There's no sleeping powder." Espeon narrowed her eyes. "Although…why are their clothes…damp?"
"Damp?" Everyone looked at the clothes. There were some dark spots. "Yeah, their damp, so?" Blue said. "…what day is it?" Eevee paled and said frantically. "Saturday, duh." Prism said. All the Eeveelutions started to pale. "Prism…" Vaporeon said. The others woke up. "Wha?" Crystal rubbed her eyes drowsily. "What happened?"
"What, Vapor?" Prism asked. "He's back…" Leafeon said. Prism paled. "Uh oh…"
"Wait, who's he?" Red asked. Prism and co. started to panic.
"EEEKKKK! HE'S BACK!"
"WAAAAHHHH!"
"NO!"
"WE'RE GOING TO DIE!"
"IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!"
"QUICK! HIDE!"
They all scrambled to get upstairs and everyone heard the sound of the door slamming shut and locks and deadlocks and large furniture moving.
What?
Then the doorbell rang.
Yeah, I'm going to stop here. Review and all that stuff.
White: That was a good chapter *stretches*
N:…
…
N:…
Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
N:…
He's dead. I'm telling you, he's dead.
White:*feels N pulse* *panic* I don't feel anything! Don't feel anything!
Wha-what?! I was joking! *panic*
White: *Shakes N* He's not reacting! Not reacting!
Oh Arceus! Hospital! HOSPITAL! Don't just stand there! Get the doctor!
Both: *Panics and run around screaming*