Camellia was dressed in her normal attire. She was sitting at Stark's Pond near Sarah's hidden underground base. "Oh Sarah, what do I do?" Camellia asked.
"Well, I think you should follow your heart." Sarah said, "Do what you believe is right. You can choose to side with the Humans due to your bonds of the citizens or choose to side with the Elves for the truth they have given to you.
Camellia gives it a deep thought. Before taking a deep breathe and making her final, firm decision.
(A/N: Here's the human version for those who were requesting it in the reviews)
"Boy, I sure hope, Camellia's alright..." Butters said. "Hey look, someone's coming!" Token said.
Camellia and Sarah enters the kingdom. "Camellia!" Butters said, "You're alright!" He and Princess Kenny gave her a big hug. "Hey aren't you the girl that saved Camellia?" Butters asked. "Yup, it's me Sarah," Sarah said. Princess Kenny muffled, 'rogue mage'. "Yes, I'm the rogue mage," Sarah said, "I have trained in seclusion until the time has come to test my skills."
"Ah! You have returned!" Cartman said, "And with the rumored rogue mage. Come, Lady Camellia, it is time to summon our forces! Simply call them here and your dedication to Kupa Keep will be complete! Climb the signal tower, Lady Camellia. Call forth your new recruits." "Wait, you want me to climb there?" Camellia said, "but it's so high!" "So don't be such a wuss..." Cartman said. "I think she's afraid of heights." Sarah said. "Come on Camellia, you can do it!" Butters said, "The entire kingdom is counting on you." "Here goes..." Camellia said. She climbs the wooden ladder and when she reaches the top, she takes out her iPhone and raises it high in the sky.
After carefully climbing down, she joins the others for Cartman's announcement. "Everyone gather around!" Cartman said, "While the rest of you have been picking your respective arses, Lady Camellia has gone out and brought help to our kingdom. Lady Camellia, it is time to give you a title worthy of your deeds. By the power of Mandaloth, third born of the Redguard, and by the glory of Christ, I hereby anoint thee Commander Camellia. With all the rights and privileges accompanied therein!"
"Eric! ERRRIC!" Butters cried, "We know where the elves are hiding the Stick!" "What?! Really?!" Cartman said. "We just intercepted their messages on Twitter!" Butters replied. "You mean you shout down their message raven." Cartman corrected. "R-right - w-we shot down their raven a-and the evil Elf King ha-has hidden the Stick inside his desk at school!" Butters added.
'Something not right...' Camellia said, 'When the elves took me to Kyle, he said that he did not have the stick and that Cartman did, but Cartman doesn't have the stick. This is all so confusing... Something very fishy is going on.'
"Of course!" Cartman said, "Kyle hid it in his desk! Citizens of Kupa Keep! We know where the elves are hiding the stick! I told you they were cheating! Now we shall march on the school and make the hallways drip with elven blood!" "HUZZZZZAAAAH!" The humans cried.
Outside South Park Elementary, Cartman and all of his army were gathered.
"Defenders of Freedom!" Cartman cried, "I thank you for your courage and your audacities in joining our fight! Tonight we are no longer the humans or the goths. Tonight we unite as one!"
"I feel like suck a homo sapien right now." Micheal muttered.
"The humans are heeerree!" Dontell cries from one of the windows of upper floor of the school. Another elf peeks out of the windows besides him and blows the horn. "Ooh, the blew their horn!" Cartman said, "Blow ours, Butters! Guys! Flank left! Goth kids prepare to attack from behind!" The army divides to attack the schools at all sides. "They've barricaded the entrance." Cartman said when he saw the front doors were blocked by a wall, "The elves are up to their old Jew Tricks again. Find another way in. Take out the barricade from behind."
Camellia, Sarah, Butters and Princess Kenny use the side entrance to get in. They saw that the goths were back in the same seats before they joined the humans except for Pete, who was injured. "Ow! I hurt my fucking ankle!" Pete said, "Oh man, it hurts like shit..." "Heal Pete, Butters," Camellia said. "Your word is my command, my lady," Butters said, he then goes to Pete and heals him, "There's a buddy..." "Hey, I'm healed!" Pete said, "Except on the inside. We locked it so nobody else could get in, here." He unlocks the door and goes back to his seat.
Camellia opens the door to the school's kitchen. It was ransacked and there was graffiti on the wall, words like 'Elves Rule' can be easily distinguished. "Oh my god... What a mess!" Camellia said, "The staff is not going to very pleased when they see this..."
She then hears a voice over the announcement radios. "Camellia, if you're in the building... You're fighting for a tyrant, but I know there's good in you. Stop fighting for your evil lord! Free yourself from his control!" She easily recognizes the voice as Kyle's.
Camellia and her friends were now in the cafeteria. "Jeez, it's a mess in here..." Butters said, "Those elves went crazy." "Ugh, this will be a big mess to clean up..." Sarah added.
The four were now in the hallways. Tweek was very frighten, "Don't go there, man! We got in through the back. They just mowed us down. Like dogs, man! All my friends are dead! Oh Jesus!" "Aaaah!" Camellia cried. Two elves had turned on the hose and sprays her with water. "Oh man, I'm soaking wet!" She cried. Princess Kenny muffled, 'Maybe there's a way to shut the hose down?' Sarah quickly found the solution. She uses her soccer balls to serve the pipe's connection to the hose. She then takes out an electric rod to electrocute the elves.
"Oh great, a wall!" Camellia said, "Not to worry, Dragonshout!" Any elves behind it fainted from the explosion.
Sarah uses the shower to take the fan out so Camellia's Dragonshout can work.
Kyle's voice can be heard through the radio's again. "These are the terms of your surrender. One, you will be the elves' personal slave for..." "A month," Stan finished. "One month!" Kyle said, "Two, you agree that the elves are masters of the Stick for all time! Three. You-" "Hey hand me the mic a sec." Stan said as he takes the mic from Kyle. "Three. The so-called Grand Wizard has to jump up and down continuously for three straight days." Stan said, "If he stops early, he has to start over." This makes Camellia and the others worried. The announcement ends with Kyle's chuckles
"Looks like we're using the basement since those doors are blocked." Sarah said as she opens the door.
Downstairs, Cartman was seen standing in front of a hallway monitor. "Stay back you guys!" Cartman warned, "Something is seriously wrong with the hallway monitors!" "Help..." The hallway monitor pleaded, "please..." "That's Gary Nelson!" Butters cried as he tries to aid the monitor. "Don't touch him, he's ginger!" Cartman warned. "We came to school the morning after the earthquake to report for duty." Gary replied, "We didn't know school had been canceled. We heard a sound from down here, found this green goo. It was everywhere. It... changed the other hallway monitors." "Serves you right for being a patsy ass hallway monitor in the first place." Cartman said.
Gary gets up and staggers, "Something in the goo... it...It..." He turns around and his skin was green and the red bandana with a swirling black cross appeared on his left arm.
"Aaaaah!" Cartman cried, "Somehow that green goo makes ginger hallway monitors even lamer!" He then flees upstairs.
Camellia, Sarah, Princess Kenny and Butters journeyed deeper in the basement. The place was filled with hazardous green goo and was overrun by Nazi Zombie hallway monitors. "Wow, look at all this green goo." Butters said, "What the hell is that stuff?" "It turns people into Nazi Zombies." Sarah replied.
Camellia uses her Sneaker Squeaker to attract some of the infected Hallway Monitors' attention. Those who weren't electrocuted were taken care of by Sarah and Princess Kenny.
Camellia, Sarah, Princess Kenny and Butters were now back at the hallways.
"Camellia!" Kyle cried from the radios, "You don't want to be on the wrong side of this when Wizard Fatass's army falls. Think about what you're doing!" "Okay? Now I'm more confused than ever." Camellia said. "Don't listen to his words, Camellia," Butters said, "He's trying to manipulate you!" Camellia raises an eye brow in confusion. "Sort of..." Butters said.
The four kids were now in the lobby. "We're breached!" Stan cried when he saw them, "Battle stations! Hey Camellia! Let's see how you like some flaming dog shit!" He catapults flaming dog feces at them. "Augh! It's raining flaming dog shit!" Sarah cried. "Where did he get that?" Camellia asked, "And where did it come from?" "I heard they scooped a lot of dog crap from all the neighbors' dog litters." Butters answered. "Thank you for sharing us that Butters..." Camellia said. Princess Kenny muffled, 'what do we do'. "My alien probe!" Camellia said, "it will teleport us up."
She uses her probe and they were all teleported to the upper floor. "You can't hide forever Camellia!" Stan said. Camellia uses the chains as rope to slide down to the other side of the fortress. Her buddies follow her down. "There she is!" Stan cried, "I got still got plenty of dogshit, Camellia!" He fires more at the group. One of them hits the wooden table. "Dragonshout!" Camellia cried. Boom! All the elves had fainted but Stan had already fled.
"Good work!" Cartman said, "Camellia, man the catapult and let our guys through the front door. Everyone, fall in!" Camellia releases the catapult and it sets the barricade that is blocking the front door on fire. "Use your magic to open the front door!" Cartman reminded. "Everyone stand back!" Camellia cried, "Dragonshout!" A hole was created on the barricade" "That's it!" Cartman said, "Hurry, open the door! Before they know what's happened!" Craig quickly unlocks the doors.
"Push forward!" Cartman said, "I must save my strength for the final battle."
"Stan!" Camellia cried. Stan whirls his sword before turning to her, "Camellia, this ends here!"
Stan calls out his dog and goes into Reposting mode. Camellia uses one of her New Weapons, the Cross Bow, to deal damage to Sparky. Princess Kenny calls out her Unicorn and crushes both Stan and Sparky. "Ground Stomp!" Camellia cried. Stan cries over his defeated dog. Stan then uses his Way of the Sword move to deal damage. "Aaaah!" Camellia cried. "Flower Slash!" Camellia cried as her hair clip glows. It boosts her attack and deal a lot of damage. Princess Kenny finishes off Stan with her bow and arrows.
"I kinda feel bad for Stan." Butters said. "Me, too..." Camellia said.
As they went upstairs, Camellia reads a message from Cartman.
Cartman: I'm sitting on the toilet taking a huge, smelly dump because I'm a big dumb fatass.
"Poor, wizard..." Camellia said as she read Kyle and Stan's responses.
Camellia and Princess Kenny helped Tweek. After that, she got Bill and Fosse's numbers.
Kyle made another message over the speakers. "Last chance, Camellia." Kyle said, "He's nothing without you. Walk away from this."
"This is it!" Cartman said, "You have the honor of leading the final assault, Commander."
Camellia opens the Fourth Grade door where Kyle, Stan, Jimmy and Richard were waiting.
"Back away from the desk, Jew King!" Cartman demanded. "The Stick doesn't belong with a fat, racist, liar!" Kyle argued. "All right, Kyle, you fuckin' asked for it." Cartman said, "Go ahead and kick his ass, Camellia." "Camellia, Cartman is using you!" Kyle warned, "Can't you see it?! He's a manipulator!" "You're just jealous cuz Camellia picked me as a friend over you, Kyle!" Cartman explained. "You've got one last chance, Camellia," Kyle said, "Turn around and fight Cartman instead, do the right thing." "Don't let him Jew Wash your brain, Camellia!" Cartman warned. "Attack him! Now!" Kyle demanded. "Make him shut up!" Cartman demanded. "It's not me you should be fighting, it's him, so pick a side." Kyle said.
Camellia turns her head towards Cartman then towards Kyle. "I-I can't pick a side!" she cried, "I'm so confused! I don't know who's telling the truth and who's lying." "It's Kyle!" Cartman said. "No, it's Cartman!" Kyle retorted. "Stop it!" Camellia said, "You two are making this harder! So who really did took the Stick?!" "I told you it's Kyle!" Cartman argued. "No way, it's Cartman!" Kyle argued back. "Enough!" Camellia said, "If Kyle did take the Stick, I'm checking his desk for proof to fix this confusion."
She goes to Kyle's desk, but the desks were only table tops. "Hey wait a minute!?" She cried, "They're only table tops, there's no place to put the Stick inside. Wait a sec, one of them has dark red writing on it. Who's desk is this?" "Isn't that Clyde's desk?" Kyle asked. "What does the writing said?" Sarah asked. "Check my locker?" Camellia said as she read the writing with more confusion on her face.
A/N: And the two versions have been posted! In this version Camellia did not choose to fight Cartman or Kyle because she is so confused on who really is lying or not.
Now that the two versions have been posted, good luck nit-picking all the differences between the two. The next chapter will be posted soon.