[Warning - this chapter may not be for everyone; there is some vomiting in it, just saying]

If anyone ever asked, it was all Winn's fault.

Absolutely 100%, no joke Winn's idea. (…Even if it wasn't really.)

"I'm going to kill you, Winslow Schott jr.!" Alex yelled right before leaning back over the trash can.

Winn flinched. "Uh, yeah…"

Kara picked up a bean and studied it. Mon-El watched her apprehensively.

"You realize we're never going to let you pick a game ever again?" Lena asked wearily.

"Because you'll be dead!" Alex shouted.

Winn swallowed hard.

Who knew Never Have I Ever could get so very out of hand?

It had started innocently enough.

They had met at Kara's loft as usual and it was actually Mon-El who had suggested the game.

Then Winn had to open his mouth and reveal the large box of candy he'd bought the other day.

Lena and James had exchanged worried glances but Kara and Mon-El jumped at the idea, never having tried the candy before.

So Alex had (grudgingly) grabbed a bowl and Winn had poured the beans into it and put it in the middle of the table.

"So what's up with these anyway?" Maggie asked picking up the box. She'd never had any of them either. She studied the flavors listed and snorted. "Well, I guess the stakes really are high then, huh?"

"You bet," Winn smiled eagerly. He'd had the beans a while ago when he and James tried them.

"So who's going first?" Kara asked.

"I will," Alex volunteered after a long silence. "Never have I ever fallen asleep during Game Night."

Kara groaned. "Alex…"

"Eat up, little Danvers," Maggie smirked.

Kara and Mon-El each reached for the bowl.

"No picking and choosing!" James added quickly.

Kara sighed and looked away, as did Mon-El. Everyone watched with bated breath.

Mon-El eyed his. It was orange-ish with flecks of dark orange and yellow spots. He put it in his mouth and chewed slowly. A second later he was speeding out of the room They could hear retching from the bathroom.

Kara winced. Then she looked at her bean and groaned. It was green. She put it in her mouth and immediately made a face.

Maggie had looked back over the box. "That's either Pond Scum or-"

"It's Kale," Kara choked out.

Lena laughed harder than any of them.

Mon-El returned as Kara forced the rest of the bean down. He was pale.

"Vomit flavor?" James asked sympathetically.

Mon-El nodded weakly.

"James got that one when we ate them," Winn offered.

"Don't remind me," James muttered, shaking his head as if trying to rid himself of the memory.

"I'm next." Maggie said. "Never have a I ever met Lois Lane."

Lena sighed as she leaned forward to join James, Winn, Alex, and Kara in picking a bean.

That round was slightly more successful. Lena found herself with a satisfying blue jelly bean that ended up being Cotton Candy, James got Chocolate Pudding, and Winn got Coconut.

Alex spluttered. "Skunk."

"What about you, Kara?" Mon-El asked.

The blonde superhero was chewing thoughtfully. She'd picked a brown bean. She frowned. "I don't know."

"Chocolate pudding or dog food." Maggie concluded.

Kara thought another moment. "I don't think it's chocolate so…"

"Dog food," Mon-El finished.

Kara nodded. "I guess so. It doesn't taste bad actually."

"Leave it to Kara to like the nasty ones," Alex muttered.

"Well it probably helps that little Danvers here loves puppies and food so Dog Food seems right up her alley," Maggie sniggered.

"Hey!" Kara pouted.

"Never have I ever jumped off a building," Lena said.

Kara, James, Alex, Mon-El, and Maggie each grabbed a bean.

This round was disastrous. Maggie ended up bee lining to the bathroom while James hacked over the trash can. Alex looked like she could barely hold the contents of her stomach down. Kara had one hand clamped over her mouth and Mon-El had speed swallowed his before sprinting to chug down a glass of orange juice.

Lena and Winn were laughing mercilessly.

"Winn, it's your turn," Maggie groaned as she stumbled back to the couch. "And so help me, if you make me eat another one of those beans, I will end you."

"Alright," Winn said once he'd regained his breath. "Never have I ever won a game of pool."

Lena and Alex leaned forward. Maggie was sitting back, relieved.

Lena grabbed a bean and, without a second thought, tossed it into her mouth.

"Well?" James asked.

Lena picked up the box. "You know, I'm not entirely sure. It's either grass or pickles, I can't tell."

"You can't tell?!" Kara looked scandalized.

Lena smiled. "I've never eaten grass and when I was younger I didn't like pickles so I haven't had them in years."

"Have you ever tried grass, little Danvers?" Maggie asked.

Alex laughed. "You should have seen her when she was testing out her powers."

Kara crossed her arms, grumbling.

"One moment the lawn was the same as always, next we had a Kara-hole in the middle of it," Alex explained.

"Alex," Kara whined.

"And what about that time you ran into the dirt mound?" Winn asked.

Kara rolled her eyes.

"When was that?" Mon-El asked.

"I was perfecting the suit," Winn said. "And I may have overlooked the fact that capes can help in flight so I sent her after a car chase but…" He trailed off, looking at Kara who was covering her face with her hands.

Mon-El and Lena both nudged the blonde sitting between them.

"I tried to turn and I may have flown straight into a small hill." Kara mumbled.

Everyone laughed.

"Come on, Alex," Maggie said once the laughter had died down. "Eat the bean."

Alex grunted and put the silver-ish colored candy in her mouth. "Ugh, I think the universe hates me. Sardine."

Lena smiled; she herself had tasted enough sardines at Luthor family galas and gatherings to know they were one of the grossest things on the planet.

Mon-El meanwhile was thinking about how good sardines were; Kara had bought some a few days ago and he'd practically fallen in love with them, though not to the same extent that Kara had to pizza and potstickers.

"Kara, you're up," James brought their thoughts back to the game.

Kara grinned mischievously. "Never have I ever eaten vegan ice cream."

"I hate you," Alex groaned.

"You're asking for it, Danvers," Maggie warned the alien before popping the black colored bean into her mouth. "Pepper."

Alex held her bean up to the light as if that would reveal to her the flavor of her chosen candy. She smiled happily. "Marshmallow."

Maggie just grumbled.

"Lena?" Kara asked in shock.

Lena smiled. She had also picked a bean from the bowl. "Yes, Kara, I'm afraid so."

Kara made a face.

"Sausage," Lena announced after a second.

"Mon-El," Kara nudged his side. "Your turn."

"Right," He clapped his hands together. "Um, never I have ever stopped a ship from flying into outer space."

"Ugh," Kara smacked him on the arm. She eyed the red bean in her palm.

"Just eat it and get it over with," Alex advised.

Kara sighed and tossed the bean into her mouth. Her eyes lit up. "Worm!"

"What?" Winn exclaimed. "You actually like that?"

"Yeah," James agreed. "Winn got that one once and it was a mess, I mean there was-"

"Okay, I think they get it," Winn hurried to interrupt.

"She ate one a few months after arriving on earth," Alex explained. "It was so disgusting."

Kara frowned. "But they taste good."

"Gross, little Danvers," Maggie complained.

"My turn," James announced. "Never have I ever had pizza-stickers."

"James!" Kara whined.

"I hate you all," Alex groaned.

"What is a..whatever that was?" Winn asked.

"It's made up of a slice of pizza wrapped around potstickers," Mon-El said as he picked up a bean. "It's very good. Unlike this bean."

"What is it?" Alex asked.

"I do not know but it is very disgusting. It looked like that." He pointed to a white bean with yellow splotches.

Maggie laughed. "Definitely not Buttered Popcorn so Rotten Egg."

"Come on, you two," James told Kara and Alex. "Eat up."

"Easy for you to say," Alex muttered. She shoved the small candy into her mouth and chewed. "Soap."

Kara ate hers and almost immediately starting coughing. Mon-El and Lena, who were sitting on either side of the hero, thumped her back repeatedly.

Winn got up and came back with a glass of water. "Here."

"Thanks," Kara managed.

"And what flavor was that?" Lena inquired.

Kara downed the water quickly. "Cinnamon."

"Next," Winn looked at Alex.

"Hmm, what to choose," Alex mused, an evil glint in her eye.

"Just kill me now," Winn pleaded.

Winn glanced at the door. "I'm, uh, gonna get going so…bye!" He squeaked racing for the door, making more than several mental notes that Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans and Superfriends (especially one Alex Danvers) did not mix; yeah that equation only ended in near-death (or, quite possibly, actual death courtesy of the aforementioned Danvers).

Kara put part of the bean she had been studying into her mouth and bit it in half. "Peppermint." She picked up another bean.

"What are you doing?!" Mon-El cried.

"Looking for something," Kara mumbled. She pulled out a brown bean. She bit it in half and grinned. "Perfect!" She took the two remaining jelly bean halves and put them both in her mouth.

"Kara, why are you still eating those?" James asked.

The reporter just smiled happily. "Peppermint Chocolate Pudding. Yum."

Maggie made a gagging noise. "I can't even look at those anymore." She pushed the bowl of beans toward Kara.

"Here," Kara held a green one out to Lena. "Kale. Of course, it could be Pond Scum which probably tastes just like Kale anyway."

The CEO laughed and took the bean, ignoring Alex, Maggie, and James's warnings and groans.

Author's Note:

Some of the flavors are actual flavors and some are not. For example, Kale is not in the listed flavors of Bertie Botts beans (as far as I know) but I couldn't help but put one in because Kara and Kale is so much fun and why not?