Eddy

Yes

Beware me is coming

Um…what?

Me the really cool haired super villain

Um…

It not me just the persons name is me

Oh I get it now…..not really

Erh do I have to explain everything.. Me the really cool haired super villain is coming to make you jealous

Jealous of what?

Her really cool hair geez get with the times Edward

Oh sorry I haven't changed since 1918

Whatever………..where was I

You were telling me beware

Oh Yeh…. Beware me's coming

Arh I'm so scared –Edward writes sarcastically-

It's not a play Edward you don't need to fake it

Ok……?????

Help help she's over there!!!!!!

Were I can't see her

Yeh coz she's got you under her spell

What spell?

Her spell to make you not see her, you're blinded by her looks

Um I am

Of course now you're even delirious of it

Uh oh my bad

Grrrrrrrr today I have such a bad ha-

No don't say it!!!!!!!!!

Why?..Oh it's not me is it?

Yes it is and she got Edward

Uh oh I'll get the scissors

Why do we nee scissors'?

Because we have to cut off your ha-fur on top of your head

What……no…….why?

-sigh-here I am explaining everything again

Well only because I'm confused

Well she has control of you through your fur

Oh

Yeh

-Alice comes back with the scissors'- and they cut his fur off-

No I'm bold!!!!!!!!!!

Actually in three minutes you'll have your hair back again

Yay for being a vampire!!!!!

Yay for getting rid of me the cool hair villains spell

Yay for seeing the future and buying the scissors'

Yay for tacos…which reminds me Edward I won't a taco…now!!!!1

Right away Bella.

A/n beware this a/n is long so you don't have to read it

1. with calling the super villain me is a private joke that me and my mates do, we call each other either me,I,you,I'm,your,my you know those sorts of words. Anyway the person we call me has awesome hair so yeh she's now my super villain.

2. thanks for the reviews guy I luv ya all 

3. I'm gonna answer some reviews.

A, the tacos did nothing to me that's why they are in my story a lot.

B, I'm not obsessed with tacos they just are easy to make Bella obsessed with.

4. 3 weeks of school gone only 7 to go loll that's heaps maybe reviews will keep me going –wink wink nudge nudge-

5. I hate humanities!!!!!!!!!! If you don't know what it is, it's like sos and it's compulsory this year which sucks:::only because we've got a big assignment that's also worth our English gradewhich is hard.

6. My b-day is in like 3 weeks, on the 14 of March so I expect some reviews for prezzies and maybe some ideas as well??

7. I'll do birthday shout outs in a/ns if you wonna tell me when your birthday is

8. Hope you like the chapter. I'll update again in about a week till than cya.3