The Mayor was preparing to leave when there was a knock on his door. He walked over, opened it, and stared up at his visitor in amazement.
"Hi there. What can I do for you, Miss-?"
"My name is not important. I think we can help each other, Richard. May I call you Richard?"
"Sure! Sit down. Take a load off." The Mayor said cheeringly, and sat back at his desk.
"Now, what can you do for me?"
"I think I can eliminate a little problem of yours. A Slayer problem."
"Golly, that would be just swell! What would you like in return?"
She just smiled, her dead and cold eyes glittering. (Cue menacing music.)
The End?
(Roll End Credits Here)