Chapter Ten
"I
think you all might remember me." Said the guy with big hair. His
companion had spiky hair and also stepped forward.
"And me!
Believe it!" He said.
"You!" Cried Naruto. He
pointed at… himself? No! It was not Naruto! It was the evil DUB
Naruto!
"You!" Cried Dub Naruto. He pointed at… himself?
No! It was not Dub Naruto! It was the original Naruto!
"STOP
REPEATING LINES! WE HAD ENOUGH OF IT WITH THE HUGGING SEQUENCE IN
CHAPTER NINE!" Cried Sakura.
"Oh Sakura, you are so
beautiful!" Said the figure with big hair.
"Sakura-san is
mine!" Cried Rock Lee leaping forward.
"BUT I AM YOU!"
Cried Dub Rock Lee stepping forward.
"DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!"
Cried Eric Matthews.
"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET OUT OF HERE!"
I yelled at him. He ran off whimpering.
"Wait a second!"
Kurenai said. "Why would we remember you?" She asked Dub Rock
Lee.
"Because I am ROCK LEE! AND YOU HAVE MY JAPANESE
COUNTERPART WITH YOU!" He said.
"BUT I AM ROCK LEE!" Rock
Lee cried. "OH SAKURA-SAN! SAY YOU LOVE THE ORIGINAL ME!"
"NO!"
Cried Sakura. "DUB OR NOT I DON'T LIKE YOU! YOUR EYEBROWS ARE
LIKE BIG HUGE…rectangles…" She faltered. Everyone stared at
her.
"Wait a second." Kakashi said. " Why would you want to
change our personalities as if you were BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo?"
"I
am glad you have asked that!" Said Dub Rock Lee.
"I'll tell
them! Believe it!" Cried Dub Naruto.
"Okay!" Dub
Rock Lee agreed.
"Now for a lot of flashbacks!" Dub Naruto
said. "Believe it!"
"OH NO!" Cried Sakura.
"OH
NO!" Cried Rock Lee.
"OH NO!" Cried Naruto.
"OH NO!"
Cried Sasuke, yes Sasuke.
"OH NO!" Cried Neji, hey if Sasuke
could….
"OH NO!" Cried Kiba.
"OH NO!" Cried
Hinata.
"OH NO!" Cried Kurenai.
"OH NO!" Cried
Asuma.
"OH NO!" Cried Ino.
"OH NO!" Cried
Chouji.
Kakashi just sat there reading his book. They all looked
at him.
"What?" Kakashi asked. "Oh wait! I know! 'OH
NO!'" He cried.
"OOOOOOHHHHH YEEEAAHHHHHH!!" Cried the
Kool Aide Man jumping through the wall..
"YOU SPOOFED FAMILY
GUY!" Cried Brian from Family Guy.
"OH GOD THEY ARE ONTO US!"
Cried Kakashi. "THEY CAN'T FIND OUT ABOUT TSUNADE SPOOFING ADAM
WEST OR HIS CAMEO IN CHAPTER THREE!"
"WHAT!" Cried Peter.
"You've been stealing our jokes?! Well ))# YOU!" He
cried. "WHAT THE CRAP?!" He asked.
"You got censored."
Kakashi explained. "This show doesn't come on AS. It comes on the
Konoha TV network and they began to censor all programming.
Coincidentally right around the second or third episode of our last
TV voyage."
"YOU T))#s!" Peter cried. They laughed
at how he couldn't get his words through.
"OHHH!" Cried
Quagmire. He ran over to Sakura and Ino. He started looking at them.
So then future Sakura came and slammed her fist into him sending him
flying.
"Thank God I changed the future!" She said.
"What
did you change?" Sakura asked. Future Sakura looked at
her.
"Nothing really… he only asks us how old we are, we tell
him, he mentions wanting to have done something that the TV network
would censor to us but is now sad for us being too young and then Dub
Rock Lee and regular Rock Lee attack and kill him. I saved his life."
She told her past self.
"Idiot." Sakura said. Future Sakura
ran off crying.
At Teatime:
"This tea is spiffing
Kakashi." Said Asuma. He was wearing a fancy suit with a tophat.
Kakashi was wearing… his Jounin outfit.
"Well yes it really
is!" He said happily.
"I am Lord Peter Griffin!" Cried
Peter. Everyone looked at him.
"Geeze I thought the old teatime
routine would make him leave." Said Kakashi. "The dirt told me
that!"
"WHERE'S MY DIRT?!" Cried Jack Sparrow. He turned
to me. "Captain! CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!"
"Okay fine!" I
said.
"WHERE'S MY DIRT?!" Cried Captain Jack Sparrow.
He smiled at me. I rolled my eyes. Then I tossed him out of the
fanfic because he is Captain Jack Sparrow.
"Well at least
things can't get any-" started Asuma.
"NO!" Cried Peter.
"Don't say that! When you say that… things don't get worse!"
"At least things can't get any worse." Kakashi said.
"Crap." Peter said. Thunder boomed and it started raining…
Popsicles.
"I really am beginning to doubt that BoBoBo has
honored the deal and left forever." Kakashi said.
"Who is
BoBoBo?" Asked BoBoBo, who is suddenly sitting next to Kakashi.
"He's a guy who looks just like you." Kakashi said. Asuma
nodded. Sakura looked at BoBoBo with fire in her eyes. She was just
about to attack when a light brown toilet seat slid into view.
"It's
peanut butter potty time! Peanut butter potty time! Peanut butter
potty time! WAYAT WAYAT WAYAT WAYAT! NOW THERE YOU GO! THERE YOU GO!
THERE YOU GO! THERE YOU GO! Peanut butter potty! Peanut butter potty!
Peanut butter potty! Peanut butter potty! Do the Peanut butter
potty!! The Peanut butter potty!! The Peanut butter potty with a
baseball bat!" Sang the toilet, dancing in front of them.
KAPOOOW IT WENT FLYING!
"KONOHA SENPU!" Cried Lee. Then he
landed on his butt. "OW!"
"OH LE-"
"SHUT UP!"
Everyone roared at Gai.
"Poor Peanut Butter Potty!" Cried
BoBoBo. "He was a good kid!"
"I know!" Kakashi said.
"Well, you broke the rules BoBoBo."
"Who's BoBoBo?"
BoBoBo asked.
"I'm not really sure. My memory is fuzzy."
Kakashi said. "So I'll just say it's that guy." He pointed at
Kiba.
"ME?!" Kiba asked.
"DIE YOU! GOOOO FIST OF THE
NOSEHAIR!" Cried BoBoBo. He flew at Kiba and Kiba went
flying.
"HE'S BOBOBO IDIOTS!" Cried out Kiba.
"Well now
that BoBoBo is gone… what do we do now" Asked Kakashi.
"He's
not gone." Sakura said, angrily.
"That's because I own this
island." BoBoBo said. "Tsunade came to me!"
"What!"
Cried Kakashi.
"And in this game the fate of everyone is
dictated by a card game!" He was suddenly wearing a duel disk. "Or
at least… The BoBoBo Roulette will decide a person whose fate will
be decided by this card game!" He spun the wheel. "SHIKAMARU!"
"He already got kicked off." Kakashi said. BoBoBo spun the
wheel again. "SHINO!" He cried.
"He wasn't even on the
contest!" Sasuke said.
OUTSIDE THE FANFIC:
Shino narrowed his eyes and mentally put Sasuke on his list of people to destroy.
BACK IN THE FANFIC:
BoBoBo
spun it again.
"Shikamaru!" He said.
"JUST PICK
SOMEONE!" Cried Sakura. BoBoBo spun the wheel.
"Looks like
it's a combo!" He said. "Jelly Jiggler and Uchiha Sasuke versus
me! BoBoBo! And to make this interesting… Lets make it a BOBOBO
GAME!" BoBoBo glowed and FWOOOSH! BoBoBo world appeared!
"You
are separated from your friends." BoBoBo said. "Now… Yugi, if
you will." His afro popped open and Yugi popped out!
"Okay!"
He pulled out a duel disk.
"Now Yugi, from my afro, and I will
take on you two. The loser gets banished out of this contest!"
BoBoBo said.
"So I just beat you and you disappear… until
this contest is over?"
"Pretty much."
"Okay I accept."
"Choose one of three Duel Monsters BoBoBo Style Decks! "
BoBoBo said. They all grabbed their decks and shuffled them and
inserted them into the disks. Yugi sighed.
"I always play with
my grandfathers stacked deck." He said.
"Okay!" BoBoBo
agreed.
"Wait that's against the rules!" Sasuke
said.
"Screw the rules! I got Yugi!" Cried BoBoBo.
"AND
IT'S TIME TO DUEL!" Cried Yugi.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Author's Note: This will be my last Naruto fanfiction. This is the last Konoha Television and the last Naruto fanfic I will finish writing. If I write anything else it will most likely be something based on another show or book or… you know.
