I DO NOT OWN GLEE.
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GLEE!
She needed to get a new phone number.
"I know you've got the inside track on this so spill Berry!"
"No. If I didn't divulge that information to Kurt, Mercedes, Tina or Mike, what makes you think I'll tell you?" Rachel challenged linking their arms and directing her towards the choir room.
"Because I will cut you." Santana threatened. "I can smell good gossip and you my minute friend have got a scentalicious titbit of information."
"That will remain secret until he wishes it to be known." Rachel reminded her. "And you wont cut me, you'd miss me too much."
"Somehow that's true." Santana admitted. "But still if I guess right will you at least confirm?"
"Well I guess that's fair but I doubt-"
"It's trouty mouth right?" Santana took one look at Rachel's face and all but whooped. "I knew it! Frog lips has it in for Divalicious. Oh I love this!"
"I haven't said anything!"
"You're a crappy liar girl, it's written all over your face!" Santana giggled at the put out look Rachel was now sporting. "Oh hush gidget, I think this is awesome. I can't wait to see Quinn flip her shit over Sam romancing the hell out of Mercedes."
"She didn't freak when you were dating him." Rachel pointed out.
"That was for show, blondie actually likes Mercedes. Quinn hates the thought of anyone touching her things, especially when those things tossed her first. Trust me, she wont take this well. Settle in Rachey, Finn and Quinn's disgusting pathetic excuse for a relationship is about to implode in a spectacular fashion. I have to go talk to Puckerman, I got ten bucks that says Finnoncence will be crawling his way to you within a week."
"Don't say anything!"
"Please I may be a gossip whore but I can keep a secret, especially when the fallout will be so much sweeter later!" Santana blew her a kiss before skipping over to Puck and leaning down to whisper not even snorting at Lauren beforehand. Rachel just plastered on a smile and walked over to Sam and sat next to him.
"Stacey seemed to love lucky land."
"Are you kidding? She still hasn't taken off that crown you won for her." Sam teased. "Who knew our Broadway baby could knock all those bottles down."
"I'm stronger than I look." She replied with a smirk ignoring Quinn's snort and smothered comment about her man hands. "I may be dainty on the outside but I can handle myself."
"Why yes Miss Berry you are dainty enough." Sam pretended to tip his hat earning a giggle. "So how did it go?"
"So far so good."
Obviously they were speaking in vague code; here is the translation. Did Mercedes like the poem he'd left in her locker. Answer yes, she had squealed her head off and devoured the tots nestled below it in seconds.
"Great, if you have any more information I'd be glad to hear it."
"Later." She winked. "How are things at home? I was thinking we could all go bowling next weekend, Kurt, Blaine and Mercedes too. I can teach Stacey how to kick a boy's butt at bowling."
"I don't know." Sam scratched his ear. "Mum's been pretty out of it lately and-"
"All the more reason to let the munchkins have some fun."
"Watch who you're calling a munchkin. Aren't you the mayor of munchkin land?" Santana interrupted winking at Rachel.
"And aren't you the Wicked Witch of the West?" She teased back.
"Well we all know Frankenteen's the scarecrow and Ex-Preggers doesn't have a heart like the tin man." Santana replied. "Wait that can't be right, in the end the tin man gets a heart. I guess she'll have to settle for being one of the flying monkeys."
In spite of herself Rachel giggled. "Who does that make Sam?"
"With that hair? The cowardly lion. And girl I'm the damn wizard, I pull all the strings!" Santana smirked. "So bowling huh? You sure fish lips even knows how to hit the pins?"
"If you were going for a euphemism I'm choosing to ignore it." Rachel replied rolling her eyes. "You're welcome to join us if you like."
"I guess I could deign to use public shoes if it means seeing Sammy boy try to get his flirt on and getting cock blocked by his little brother and sister."
Thankfully she had whispered that last part since Quinn seemed to be straining to listen to their conversation.
"Hey diva." Kurt yelled from across the room. "Blaine is in for bowling."
"Great." She beamed back.
"I like bowling." Artie chimed in. "You guys got room for two more?"
"As long as you don't mind having my little brother and sister there." Sam shrugged.
"Can I bring my little sister?" Brittany asked. "She's been depressed every since she found out mermaids don't live on earth. Everyone knows you can only find mermaids on the moon, they live in the sea of tranquility."
"I bet Stacey would love that, she's obsessed with mermaids and princesses." Rachel answered for Sam. "Actually Mercedes you should bring Mac so Stevie can have a friend to play with too."
"You sure you want me to bring that terror out in public with people?"
"He can't be any worse than Stevie." Sam joked. "I bet Mac never got you banned from Chuck E. Cheese for redecorating the tables with mustard and ketchup."
"Please my family can't even go to the public pool cos Mac thought it'd be funny to dump washing powder in the spas to see what would happen."
"Sound to me like Finn and Puck the early years." Mike shuddered. "We gotta see this, me and Tina will be there for sure."
"What about you guys?" Sam asked Puck and Lauren. "May as well make a day of it."
"Somebody has to show you guys how it's done." Lauren sighed cracking her knuckles.
"Looks like it's a glee day out." Puck grinned. "Me and my girl are going to school your asses."
"Please Rach, Blaine and I bowl every weekend." Kurt bragged. "If anyone's going to be doing the schooling it'll be us."
"Care to put money on that Hummel?" Puck challenged. "I got fifty bucks that says me and my girl can beat you and Blaine into the ground."
"Of course you'll be able to beat Kurt and Blaine." Rachel cut in. "I taught them everything they know."
"Oh it's so on now Berry!"
Finn sat quietly while pretty much everyone discussed weekend plans that he was desperate to join but knew Quinn would never do, she'd rather be fat and frizzy haired again. He looked at her hopefully and she gave him a look that clearly read are-you-kidding-me?
"So I was thinking this weekend we could go to the mall..."
He tuned out whatever Quinn was talking about, probably something about some new jeans she had to have so everyone knew she was still cool or whatever. He didn't like this, he didn't like it at all. So why the hell had he chosen it?
GLEE!
Thanks for pointing out the double chapter thing, sorry! Also get excited kids because we will actually have something happen in the next chapter! I will give you a clue; it involves the bowling alley and pain.
I can also promise very soon there will be something monumental happen between the following people; Rachel, Sam, Mercedes, Finn and Quinn. But whatever could it be? Well you'll have to check back in next week to see...