Father of the Bride
Disclaimer: I don't own it at all 'cept the plot.
Itachi: FINALLY!
Sasuke: che…you just ruined the story.
Sera: Shut up Sasu-Kun before I sick the fan girls on you!
Sasuke:…
Sera: Good.
Itachi: Yes very good.
(Hiashi's POV)
You know the feeling you get when you wake up from a nightmare.
You know what I'm talking about?
You feel like the dream was real…you're panicked and too afraid to leave your bed and run but your mind is just begging your body to do so?
Yeah well that is what I felt when I finally got home from work.
"Ok…now move those tables somewhere…that's it." Gai said to some men whom were moving the sofa's and chairs out of the way. My eye twitched and I almost dropped my briefcase.
"what is going on?"
Neji stands beside me with a lifted brow.
"Oh didn't you know?"
"Know what?"
He turned slowly, a strange evil shadow about his face and his eyes grew slightly dark.
"They are preparing the house for the wedding next Saturday is what…"
My eyes widened. SATURDAY? I knew my work day was going by too well…it must have been a bad omen.
I count back on my fingers…and my head drops.
"Remember now?" Neji asked with a smirk.
I nod.
"Uh huh."
"I see."
I stare as two matching green blobs run about my house with their workers tampering with everything in the house.
Moving this, hiding that and I began to get dizzy.
"Scotch."
"About that," Lee said skipping over to me. I stared then look at a laughing Neji. What had my idiot nephew done? "I have removed all the vile disgusting sake in favor of energy drinks!"
"WHAT?"
You know that feeling I was talking about earlier…yeah, right now.
I feel that way right now.
"Yes. Neji told me how you detested scotch…I was surprised to find so much of it though."
I wanted to crawl into a corner and cry in the fetal position. It was not fair.
"I'm…going to my study…" I push past them but Neji grabs my arm.
"Sorry uncle…since most of the furniture had to be removed a good amount was placed in your study…"
I stared at Neji, whom just gave me the information…I scowl.
"Who on earth would dare?"
He smiled.
"I of course suggested it…I mean I wanted to so help make Hinata and Sasuke Uchiha's wedding as wonderful as I could."
He said this innocently…now for those of you whom honestly took his words for the truth let me translate it:
I of course suggested it mean I wanted to so help drive you into the pits of insanity for my own sick twisted amusement by making Hinata and Sasuke Uchiha's wedding as wonderful as I could which in turn would make you either have a heart attack and or stroke.
Sick girly haired freak.
As I was about to strangle Neji the door bell sounded, excusing myself I answered the door with a sigh.
"It's about time…"
The figure at the door smirked, pushes hair from his face and bringing his bags into the house shutting the door behind himself.
"Yeah well I didn't feel like walking around the city by myself nor did I wish to go to my families house…"
I rolled my eyes.
"Itachi I thought that you would go to see your family at least."
He rolled his black eyes.
"no…besides there are other fish to fry as you said…there maybe problems."
"Hm?"
"Neji and your youngest."
I nodded.
"Yes."
He smirked.
"Neji perhaps will be a problem but the girl will be easy."
My eye twitches.
"You're a bit full of yourself."
"No I just know how to use what I've got."
Sick bastard.
I looked back at my now destroyed house, my laughing nephew and the two green annoying blobs and sighed in defeat.
The sick bastard was all I had.
Sera: HA! It's been a while but I did it! Yosh! It is almost complete!
Hiashi: Will she marry the BASTARD?
Sera:…Not tellin' you nothin'!
Hiashi:…