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Mokuba and Kaiba are totally stuck at a totally straight Yugi's house during a snow day… too bad they're both in love with different sides of him! mokubayugi, kaibayami,both one-sided. mentions of yugiteayami and Yugi-OOCness and evil toasters This is… odd, to say the least.

By Sour Schuyler

Mweehee! The plot thickens. To ttSerenity – Long long ago, there was a little girl named – well, if I told you, I'd have to kill you. Suffice it to say that she was the owner of a CD which at the time housed a very popular song called "Oops! I Did It Again". Also suffice it to say that she owns said CD, and has not had the good fortune to lose the little booklet that has all the lyrics in it. And that's how I know the lyrics to the song. :D

Chapter 10: Er, yeah… sure I am!

"I didn't know you were gay," Kaiba asseverated again, when Yugi chose to simply gawk at him.

"Eh… excuse me?" Yugi's hand, which had been firmly planted on his hip, fell lifelessly to his side. "Excuse me, Kaibakun, what did you say?"

"I said," Kaiba repeated, sounding a bit disgruntled because he had had to say it three times, "that I wasn't aware of your homosexuality."

"…I'm not… er…"

Yugi squeezed his eyes shut. What the heck was he supposed to do now?

/Go along with it/ the spirit suggested. /Perhaps this will annoy Kaiba./

'I hate you Yami.'

/I SAID GO ALONG WITH IT YOU UNGRATEFUL GEEK! OR ELSE I SHALL TELL ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS THE EXACT AGE YOU STOP WEARING PULL-UPS/

'Go ahead, Ryou still wears them, I think.'

/AIBOU/

'Ok, ok,' Yugi answered meekly. 'I'll be good. I'll listen! Now what do you wish me to do, O Great Master?'

/Aibou, you tell those two that you are a gay, RIGHT NOW! Or else I'll grind your bones to make my bread, if that's the story in it's correct diction./

'I didn't even know that you knew the word diction.'

/So/

Yugi sweat dropped. 'I don't.'

"Yugi." Kaiba waved his hand in front of the blonde boy's face. He was just standing there, frozen, as if in suspended animation or something. His eyes were fluttering like during REM sleep. What he was doing was talking to the Pharaoh, but Kaiba wasn't aware of this; or, if he was, he wasn't willing to admit it.

/It doesn't matter you nincompoop. Answer him! NOW! It'll help drive the Kaiba brothers away! And besides, it'll be a funny story to tell the other two spirits that live in the Millennium Ring and Millennium Rod./

'Marik and Bakura?'

/HISS/ Yugi got a sudden image of Yami holding up his arms to shield himself from a copious amount of horrendous sunlight. Yami clawed at the empty air. /SPEAK NOT THEIR NAMES/

Yugi face faulted. Kaiba and his brother blinked, as this was the first thing that Yugi had done in 1.04 minutes.

Kaiba offered his opinion in a quite voice: "He probably went into shock."

"Maybe you're right," Mokuba agreed in a whispery voice.

They sounded so far away to him; Yugi shook his head. He had forgotten all about the outside world. Atem hadn't appeared in a ectoplasmic form outside of his august and centennial (x50) pendant, so Yugi hadn't had to have looked around and face him. Instead, he had frozen up as rigidly as a person ensnared in a sudden ice cube. Ooh, those tricky, tricky ice cubes!

"I… um… didn't really want anybody to know about it…" Yugi said weakly, still uncomfortable with coming out of a closet he had never been in.

"And yet, you played Britney Spears throughout the house!" Mokuba pointed out mordantly. "Gee whiz, Yugi, you're a blinkin' genius! Your next-door neighbors probably even know that you're gay now!"

Yugi clenched his teeth together and bit back the urge to growl. "I must not kill the kid," he murmured. "Mokuba is an invaluable source of hot air to the society. Kaiba, too. So sending them to the Shadow Realm is out of the question."

/It never was a question, Yugi. Stay strong/

"Okay…" Yugi threw a glare Mokuba's way. "I live on my own block, you ignorant moron," he said. Kaiba hit him over the head and he passed out.

"Worthless urchin," the C.E.O. opined, trying to hide his inner sense of accomplishment and… progress.

Mokuba whimpered slightly and went over to pick up Yugi. He hoisted him over to the couch with great difficulty and laid him out. Yugi had insulted him, but Mokuba still had hope. Hope was what fed Mokuba, it was what kept him living.

Yugi sighed lightly in his disgruntled sleep. Mokuba smiled and searched around for a blanket. Finding one, he draped it over his crush before heading upstairs to the bathroom. Kaiba, who had witnessed the whole thing, frowned. It was very apparent that Mokuba had a crush on the younger Yugi. Well, now that Yugi had announced – or rather, confessed under duress – that he was gay, Mokuba would probably try even harder to attain his affections. That wouldn't work well. After all, Kaiba thought Yami was striking, so Mokuba couldn't have him. Brother or no brother, Seto Kaiba had never been very good at sharing.

An hour later Yugi woke up with one thought on his mind: DESTROY KAIBA AND THEN WATCH THE VIDEO!

Epilogue of Chapter:

Due to violent protests of non-violent mothers against violence and non-violence, this was later changed to humiliate kaiba and then watch the G-rated video.