Kiss the Girl
As morning came on the kingdom, Vivi woke Nami from her deep slumber. Brook, just managed to hide behind the chair.
Vivi helped Nami into her clothes while the skeleton snuck out. Luffy was staring at the sky in a carriage when Nami came out in a small dress. She climbed aboard, and Vivi and Zoro waved as they all rode out. Brook was unknowingly clinging to the bottom.
As they road through the town, Nami was amazed at everything she saw, and surprised that she saw almost no slave owners. Luffy looked at Nami awkwardly when he saw some of the strange things she did when she was surprised, which could vary to simply running up and studying something, to actively fiddling with something she found amazing, which was often an animal.
Eventually, they went over a canal, and Chopper called out from the water.
"Have they kissed?" he asked. Brook stuck his head out and shook it. Usopp then flew over. Chopper beat the water with his tail with frustration.
"Tell me they've kissed!" he said.
"Not yet!" Chopper answered. Usopp landed and hit himself in the face with his wing.
Eventually the pair went on a row boat ride in the evening down a stream. Brook quickly got off the wagon, and hid in the tall grass. Chopper swam down the stream, and stopped next to Usopp who was standing on a rock.
"We only have one day left, and not even a pucker," Usopp sighed," Look's like I have to do it." He flew up onto a tree, and began making seagull noises, shattering any mood that had managed to take shape. Nami covered her ears while Luffy made a face.
"Someone should just eliminate that gull," Luffy said, Nami cringed, and looked up at Usopp, who couldn't get the picture.
"Look at what I'm letting happen," Brook groaned from the high grass, and he picked up a twig," Look's like my own bony hands will be needed." He climbed into the tree, and kicked Usopp away. He cracked his knuckles, and gestured to the other animals.
"Now, the mood is needed," Brook said, and all this music began to appear from nature. Brook then began to sing.
There you see her
Brook then began to lean down the tree, by his legs, from behind Luffy. Nami had to summon up all her endurance to prevent herself from making an unnatural face.
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
Brook then whispered in Luffy's ear.
You wanna kiss the girl
"You hear something?" Luffy asked, but Nami shrugged innocently, and Luffy continued rowing.
Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
Luffy slowly looked at Nami, who was shyly playing with her hair.
Possible she wants you too
There is one way to ask her
It don't take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl
Luffy and Nami began to lean in, and Chopper and Usopp looked closely, but Luffy pulled away and continued rowing. Brook cringed, and ran forward slightly.
"Let's sing," he said softly. A hoard of salamanders then crawled onto the oars as the rowed and sung.
Sha la la la la la
My oh my
Look like the boy too shy
Ain't gonna kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Brook and some other animals then joined in.
Ain't that sad?
Ain't it a shame?
Too bad, he gonna miss the girl
"I just realized I don't know your name yet," Luffy said," Maybe I can guess?" Nami smiled and nodded.
"First guess...Marigold?" Nami made a disgusted face. Luffy laughed.
"Shishishishi, alright then! Sonia?" Nami shook her head again.
"This time I think I got it...Hancock?" Nami frowned. Brook then scooted from land with his tall frame, and whispered.
"Nami, its Nami!" he said.
"Nami!" Luffy guessed, and Nami nodded happily," I like that name." He took Nami's hands and they began drifting into a willow tree. Some storks pulled the vines aside.
Now's your moment
Floating in a blue lagoon
Boy you better do it soon
No time will be better
She don't say a word
And she won't say a word
Until you kiss the girl
Chopper joined some fish in spitting up some water in displayed. Usopp tried to sing too, but some flamingos covered his mouth.
Sha la la la la la
Don't be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Don't stop now
Don't try to hide it how
You want to kiss the girl
Sha la la la la la
Float along
And listen to the song
The song say kiss the girl
Sha la la la la
The music play
Do what the music say
You got to kiss the girl
Nami and Luffy began to lean towards each other slowly, and Brook then grabbed Usopp's throat and began strangling him.
You've got to kiss the girl
You wanna kiss the girl
You've gotta kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl
Just before Luffy and Nami's lips met, something knocked the boat over. Brook slapped his skull, and Usopp's jaw dropped. Chopper cried as he dove down. Luffy helped Nami up.
Mohji and Cabaji high fived each other with their tales and laughed evily. Alvida was watching through her orb.
"Good work, that was too close!" Alvida hissed angrily from her shell, she then swam up to her cabinet," By tomorrow, she will kiss him!" She then began concocting her own potion.
"I'm going to have to take this into to my own tentacles!" she yelled. A light then shone from the shell cauldron, consuming Alvida, he turned into a beautiful woman.