Thank you to u/3072358/lovingbites you gave me a idea for this! :D
Rose: Happy anniversary Babe! :D
Dimitri: Awe thank you Rosemarie. (3
Rose: Since when did you start calling me 'Rosemarie'? But never mind that. Guess what?
Dimitri: What?
Rose: I have this amazing present for us! ;D
Dimitri: Hmm okay.. What is the present?
Rose: A condom! :D
Dimitri: Condom! Why would you need a condom!
Rose: Well I find it quite awesome. It's a Trojan glow in the dark vibrating condom! :D
Dimitri: My gosh Rose! What's gotten into my baby girl!?
Rose: you of course Comrade ;)
Dimitri: Comrade? Oh gosh! Rose I'm so sorry! This is so awkward and embarrassing!
Rose: What do you mean Dimitri?
Dimitri: This is your mother texting on Dimitri's phone well because mine crashed.
Rose: Oh my god! I'm so embarrassed!
Dimitri: How do you think I feel!
Rose: We will never mention this again
Dimitri: Agreed