Chapter 10- Girlfriend

Hermione raced off stage and gulped down a goblet of water. She grabbed her next set of clothes and hurriedly changed. It was at this moment Ginny came running towards her.

'Hermione! You are doing so wonderfully! Don't worry Ron's not coming back here, girls only' she smirked at this. 'Now what can I help with?' Hermione hugged Ginny and told her what she needed to change into. By the time they finished Hermione looked even better than before. She was wearing a pair of blue tartan shorts with fishnets underneath. She also wore closed toe black heeled pumps. The shirt she now wore was a fitting white V-neck shirt. The V-neck plunged down her chest and accentuated her clevage considerably. Ginny was astounded, and Hermione speechless. 'It looks better than I thought' Hermione said happily. Ginny nodded. 'Yeah Hermione you look great!' Hermione grinned. 'Yeah but I can't take the credit for this one, for this I thank Avril' she stated as if this was an obvious thing. Ginny looked confused. 'Avril?' she asked her eyebrows raised. 'Oh, she's a muggle singer' Hermione replied, while fixing her make up. 'Okay it's time for me to go back out' She hugged Ginny once more and watched her retreating form.

'Time to get everyone rocking I think' Hermione said and she told the band what to play next. She also needed a que to come on. She wasn't going to start on stage this time. She was going to enter differently. The band assembled on the stage, and as the drummer was about to start playing she nodded at Hermione. Hermione needed no further encouragement. She ran on stage singing and dancing.

'Hey, Hey, You, You,
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, No way,
I think you need a new one
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I could be your girlfriend

Hey, Hey, You, You,
I know that you like me
No way, No way,
No, it's not a secret
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I want to be your girlfriend'

Ron stared at Hermione and felt a blush come across his face. Lavender who had come back to stand next to Ron dropped the plate she was holding. Harry wolf whistled and Ginny bounced up and down screaming. Malfoy had his mouth hanging open much like Ron had before.

Hermione walked across the stage and stood on the first stair leading down from the stage.

She pointed at Ron.

'You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about you
all the time
You are so addictive
Don't you know
What I can do
To make you feel alright'
Don't pretend
I think you know
I'm damn precious
Hell Yeah
I'm the mother fucking princess
I can tell you like me too
And you know I'm right'

The hall had gasped at Hermione swearing but soon forgot about it as Hermione started dancing and acting while she sang, doing actions to go along with the song. Ron was turning bright red and Lavender looked as though she was going to explode like one of Fred and George's fireworks. The real Fred and George, whistled as Hermione took another step down and clapped Ron on the shoulders, whooping. Hermione now pointed to Lavender who glared angrily at Hermione. She looked so angry that Ron suspected steam might come out of her ears.

'She's like so whatever
You can do so much better
I think we should get together now
That's what everyone's talking about'
'Hey, Hey, You, You,
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, No way,
I think you need a new one
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I could be your girlfriend'

'Hey, Hey, You, You,
I know that you like me
No way, No way,
No, it's not a secret
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I want to be your girlfriend'

Hermione had started dancing as she proceeded down the stairs, kicking and punching the air. She once again pointed to Ron, and then seductively pointed to herself.

'I can see the way
See the way
You look at me
And even when you look away
I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time
again and again
So come over here
and tell me what I wanna hear'

At this point in time she had raised one finger in the air and bent it in a come here gesture to Ron who was now grinning like the Cheshire cat, whatever that was. Right now he didn't really care either. Harry was swinging Ginny around with glee and Luna and Neville were attempting to crowd surf.


'Better yet, make your girlfriend disappear
I don't wanna hear you say her name
ever again and again and again

Lavender had now got so mad she practically bent the plate she had previously picked up off the floor.She seriously considered cursing Hermione in front of the entire hall, and then realized that it wasn't really worth cursing someone for finally figuring out the obvious. She managed a small smile.

Cuz,
She's like so whatever
And she can do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about'

Hermione continued down the stairs, slowly making her way over to Ron. Harry and Ginny were jumping up and down like in a real mosh pit and Malfoy was looking Hermione up and down a look of sheer desire and shock on his face. He actually thought the Mudblood looked hot. He could have cursed himself. Pansy Parkinson was now glaring at Hermione trying to get his attention, but to no avail.

'Hey, Hey, You, You,
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, No way,
I think you need a new one
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I could be your girlfriend

Hey, Hey, You, You,
I know that you like me
No way, No way,
No, it's not a secret
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I want to be your girlfriend'

Hermione paused in her quest of walking over to Ron. And danced a well choreographed routine while she sang the next verse. She stamped and clapped her way across the floor. Viktor clapped and danced merrily along with Hermione and smirked at the look on Ron's face. 'It's about time' he thought with a wry smile. He had known Hermione fancied Ron since he met her at the Yule Ball.

In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?

'In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?'

By this point in time she had reached Ron and had poked him with one finger, mockingly pushing him and raising her hands in a questioning gesture. She smirked at the look of sheer horror and rage on lavender's face. Who although had accepted the fact her boyfriend was in love with the woman of his dreams, wasn't used to being insulted so openly. Hermione now turned and made her way back up to the stage.

Hey, Hey, You, You,
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, No way,
I think you need a new one
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I could be your girlfriend

(No Way)

Hey, Hey, You, You,
I know that you like me
No way, No way,
No, it's not a secret
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I want to be your girlfriend

Hey, Hey, You, You,
I don't like your girlfriend ( No Way!)
No way, No way,
I think you need a new one (Hey!)
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I could be your girlfriend (No Way!)

Hey, Hey, You, You,
I know that you like me (No Way!)
No way, No way,
No, it's not a secret (Hey!)
Hey, Hey, You, You,
I want to be your girlfriend

no way! no way! hey hey!'

The music stopped suddenly and after kicking and punching the air, dancing tirelessly, throughout the song, Hermione laughed breathlessly as the hall erupted into applause and wolf whistles. Lavender burst into tears and ran out of the hall. Ron looked back at her sadly, but then turned back to Hermione. He grinned as a red tinge covered him from head to toe.

'Thank you!' Hermione spoke into the microphone and grinned again as Harry, Ginny, Luna, Neville and professors alike stood and applauded Hermione's efforts tonight.

'How could I think that I would regret this?' Hermione asked herself grinning from ear to ear.

Suddenly a new sound erupted in the hall. A chant of some kind. It soon got louder and louder and Hermione blushed when she realized what they were shouting.

A continuous chant of 'RON!, RON!, RON!, rang out through the hall, and Hermione saw Viktor practically hauling Ron up onto the stage. She wrung her hands nervously, as a beet red reluctant Ron was pushed closer and closer.