A/N: So you know, Turtle died. I don't know why there are like, one thousand chapters left.
i meet god Aw, hell to the no.
i woke up in heven. soulja boy wuz playin an i saw dis big ol nigga in a wit robe dat lookd lik 50 cent. God... is 50 cent..?
"hello turtle" he sed.
"how do u no mi name" i sed HE'S GOD!
"bcuz im god turtle" he sed i wuz amased. HE'S GOD!
"am i ded" i sed. YOU'RE MEETING GOD!
"yes u r" sed god.
"den dat meen..." i sed
"yes it duz" Means what? sed god "but dont cri turtle cuz it aint yo tym yet so im senden u bak. Why? Please, keep him. Send back Kurt Cobain i wan u 2 kill dat evil jew hu killd mi only son" No, the Romans killed him, and Jesus was a Jew himself.
"yes lod" i sed.
"an rememba turtle, i will alweys bein wachin ova u. goodbi" sed god
"godbi" i sed. Lol geddit cuz hes god.
i woke up in mi room.
"wuz wrong" sed hary pottr "u look wit as a cracker"
"aw noddin" i sed. I think he's got about three braincells left from all this nodding.
"well u woke up jus in tim" sed shieqwaz "da bromstik chaminship is stardin an ur da star playa" Broomsticks isn't a game in Harry Potter.
Well that was a cliffhanger. LOLJKS