Lolla: *running around in circles like crazy*
Terra and Teng: *do the same as Lolla*
Amber: What in the name of Sweet Santa's Sweatglands?
Alexia: *bruised all over her* Oh no. Has Lolla had too much chocolate again?
Zack: *bruised up as well* Oh great, now the pansexuals had too much soft drink again. *looks at Alexia and sidesteps away from her*
Alexia: *looks at Zack and sidesteps away from him*
Lolla, Terra and Teng: YAY FOR 2013! :D
Flora: *looks at clipboard* Apparently the three are on a mass sugar high for coming into 2013 and leaving 2012. Not to mention that the supposed 'End Of The World On December 21st' didn't happen.
Rynn: Oh great. *facepaws*
Flora: Also, this is the first update for 2013, even though it's really late. WHAT THE HECK?! JUNE?!
Clarice: *over random intercom* Panda STILL owns nothing.
DB: *shields coffee* Who on earth was THAT?!
Alex Rose: *eyes widen* *lies* I have no idea.
Bianca: *narrows eyes at Alex Rose*
PENGUIN SIDE...
"Chocolate?"
"Check."
"Bows and Arrows?"
"Check."
"Knife?"
"Check."
"Matches?"
"Check."
"Sword, just in case?"
"Check. Let's go."
As Alex turned herself into a bobcat again, (she had gone into human form while getting supplies for the trip to Hoboken,) Lolla's mind wandered to what was at the Zoo. What was going there now? Were Hans, Clemson, Savio, Rhonda and Lulu still alive? Was there any OC's living at the Zoo? Heck, was anybody LIVING (apart from Alex's visit's) living at the Zoo? As these questions swirled her head, she followed Alex out the bedroom door (A.N. The two were in Alex's bedroom.), and into...
...a wall?
That made completely no sense.
Until Alex did something.
She walked away from the wall and readied herself, like she was going to run through it. It was a vague deja vu moment that replayed in Lolla's head.
"Now," The bobcat spoke since they finished packing. "I want you to do the same thing as me when I'm finished doing it."
Then, she did the most craziest thing Lolla ever seen.
Alex made a strong, mad dash to the wall... and went through it without breaking it.
As Lolla gawked in awe, she heard Alex calling for her. "Hey, aren't you coming?"
Lolla readied herself at the wall, took a deep breath, and practically flew to the wall...
...and land on the grass outside.
Too bad she didn't notice six, wait, ELEVEN figures stare at the phenomenon.
(A.N. If you can guess what book I made a reference to, you get a cookie!)
Back on the inside of the wall, six of the eleven figures stared at the wall the yorkie and bobcat had ran through.
After what seemed to be a long while, Fede managed out:
"Well, what ya'll waitin' for? Let's run through that wall!"
Trixy was the first to try. After making a hard dash to the wall...
... she splat on the wall like a pancake. "Not working..." She managed out before falling to the ground on her back.
Katherine thought for a small while. Then, an idea came up. "Ced, could you do your thing?" she asked.
Cedric gritted his beak. "I hate doing my thing." He muttered, as his electronic flipper flipped it's panels into view and a little top with a red dot was in place. "Ladies stand back, this might get a little messy." Then, as soon as Trixy was out of the way, the red dot from his flipper became a lazer, and shot a red beam on the wall, and sparks were coming out from it. That's what you had when a metal wall had been covered by some cement and was painted. As soon as Cedric had made a full circle in the wall, it fell out, leaving a hole open to where Lolla and Alex had gone.
"Come on," Katherine urged her team, "Let's get going, we can't be sitting around like this for long." She grabbed her team by her flippers and pulled them out of the base. As soon as everyone in her team was out, she shut the hole back into the wall, with help from Cedric and Chloe of course.
Too bad she didn't know the other five of the eleven figures would push it down again.
Justice stared at the puffin, unsure at first whether she was really being seen by her. Or not, but her ghostly senses kicked in and practically screamed yes.
"Oh shiz." She muttered to herself, as the puffin pulled out what seemed to be a ray gun at her. Justice mentally faceflippered. 'You idiot. That is a ray gun.'
She glanced around. The other puffin and the lemur were dragging her Stu-disguise body somewhere else. She wanted to repossess it, but whahe's he had heard from Dan's estimations, she would wake up the body.
Maybe at least she could stay near the Stu...
Unfortunately, she didn't even get the chance to even make a move, as the puffin that was staring at her shot the ray gun at the target and blacking Justice out.
Being an undead spirit had it's disadvantages too.
BLOWHOLE SIDE...
DAN'S POV.
I was supposed to run back home. Well, what used to be my home, before I died anyway.
So why was I here at the Central Park Zoo? It was supposed to be CRAWLING with Sues and Stus!
Instead, the place looked absolutely deserted.
Why?
I glanced around. Nothing seemed to be following me, and even the Stu senses gave an all clear.
But what was that uneasy feeling?
"Shut up," I told myself, "No time for stupid doubts and questions, just frickin' well go in!"
I walked towards the now-rusted gate and pushed on it.
It didn't even budge.
Looks like the locks were rusted too.
As I swore under my newly-rediscovered-breath about how stupid Stus were with their powers, I unlocked the gate, and stepped through the slightly-crumbling brick walls.
I had barely managed to reach the faded board map when the gates clanged shut behind me.
OC instinct took over, and I rushed back to reopen them.
They now stayed locked like superglue, and I couldn't open it.
(Finally, something a Sue/Stu failed at as well as being a fail OC!)
I turned around and faced what was in front of me.
The godforsaken pen-goo-wins planned this one out well, and I had the feeling that they were just getting started.
I was trapped in the Central Park Zoo.
RYNN'S POV.
I glanced around. Nobody was coming past where that circle was. Good. I glanced at the security camera up in the wall.
"Mari?"
"Yeah?"
"Could you check if that security camera is on? And what did I tell you about your vampire fangs?"
Ramses butted in before Mari could make a reply.
"Rynn, Krys always keeps the security cameras on, she has her cousin's paranoia. Why do you forget?"
I facepawed. Whoops. And I was supposed to be the leader of this.
"It's not my fault on the fangs," Mari interrupted, "They just keep popping up randomly."
I was about to reply when Wayne answered for me.
"Look, can we just get going?"
Silence.
Oookaayy... Not the words I was looking for Wayne, but still.
"Good point." Ramses answered after the awkward moment, "Mari, can you please take care of the security cameras?"
"Wait a minute," I interrupted, "I'm the leader, and I say when she can do it. And now she can do it."
Ramses facepawed. (A.N. Haha, AristoCats reference. XD)
Mari gritted her teeth.
"I hate doing my thing," She growled, "Stay back kiddos, da lazer is now loading."
I rolled my eyes and trotted out of the way as her eyes began to glow red. Well, she did tell us that the lazer was loading.
Then, a shot of red from both her eyes aimed at the security camera and fired. The camera disintegrated within the shot, and the next minute, it was now just a neat pile of ash on the floor.
Ah, the annoying yet useful powers of a Mary-Sue.
As Mari's eyes dimmed to their usual colour, I gave the signal to get the heck out of here before anyone caught us, and my four teammates dashed towards the circle and knocked it down, me following suite, not bothering to cover up the wall behind me.
As I ran like heck around the Sue-infested city of New York, my natural wolf senses kicked in, picking up the bobcat's scent and running off in what seemed to be the way to Hoboken Zoo. We avoided the streets, ran into the sewers and ran past alleyways, I could've sworn I saw a skeleton with a black dot on it, as well as a freshly clean penguin skeleton.
I couldn't help thinking they looked gruesomely familiar.
FLORA'S POV.
As Kugy led us silently through the tunnel following the B-Agents, I admit, I was shaking my tailfeathers off on the inside, even though I was looking calm outside.
As I glanced around, I noticed spare bars of metal, popsicle sticks and sporks were holding the tunnel up. I swallowed. One false move and the entire tunnel could fall apart. Other fears were shooting through my brain too. Would any of us make a sound and alarm the others? Would Zack check behind him and see us? Were there any other B-Agents that knew about Hoboken and had a password for the Pansexuals to go to through the Zoo?
All of these situations had bad answers for our team.
But then again, I may have made a Kowalski miscalculation.
Finally, Kugy stopped. Amber whispered for a status report behind me. I glanced at the mouse lemur.
"She seems to be listening in on something," I whispered back.
After a few more tense moments of what seemed to be silence, Kugy turned to us and signaled to keep moving. As we kept moving my fear kept growing.
What was going to happen to us?
BIANCA'S POV.
As the pansexuals led us through the tunnel, I couldn't shake off the feeling we were being followed. (A.N. No duh Sherlock.) I kept glancing back, but I only saw that annoying Zack behind me.
It was kind of hard to forget that you're in front of a half-human-half-penguin male and behind an Arabic rabbit, believe it or not.
Finally after what felt like hours of crawling in that tunnel, (and bruising my wings,) the six of us finally stopped.
"Password?" A voice asked, who I recognised as one of the Badger Brothers, Butch.
"Down with the Pen-Gu-Sues." Replied Teng, who was in front of the line.
"Who is it?" Asked another voice, who was Connor.
"It's Terra, Teng and some friends," replied the puffin.
"Very well, proceed to Hoboken Zoo. Be careful."
"So," I whispered to Zack, "We aren't alone in the Hoboken surprise."
"No duh Sherlock."
"I would have taken Carrie Fischer thank you mate, now shut up." Why Carrie Fischer? I was hatched in Australia, she worked in Australia, and was a good murder-solver. 'Nuff said.
As us three mammals and three avians finally crawled into the light, I realised quickly this was a bad time to be here.
Another puffin, seemingly a male, and a red lemur, also a seemed male, who were carrying an unconscious Stu's body, were staring at us.
We had finally met Hans and Clemson.
Like I said, bad timing.
HOBOKEN...
While Hans and Clemson took care of the Stu, Clarice looked at the spirit she had captured. She had retired from her job long ago, but this was needed. From her past missions with her former team before the incident, she could clearly identify the out-cold ghost well. She took down notes about the spirit, including her name, what side she seemed formerly on, how old she was at point of death, etc.
Clarice, stared at the spirit, thinking on the options to do with her.
Hold her and freeze her in a container?
No, too risky, she was still quite young.
Get Hans to construct a host body for her?
Nope, sounded a bit to frightenly familiar to her liking.
Let her repossess the Stu?
Maybe, but obviously, Stus are male, and a female ghost in a male body sounded disgusting. Plus, it may have important information that Clarice could make him spill about, along with that clue...
Insert a small 'spiritual' chip into her and keep her as a ghost?
Clarice smiled. Even though the memories of her former team would try to haunt her again, she sucked it up and set off to find the equipment.
However, before she could even bring it back and set it up, Clarice received some shocking news from Lulu.
"Ma'am, five B-Agents have arrived into Hoboken!"
"What? That's impossible! The security is very high and secure, we both know that."
"There must've been a tunnel. We have to keep them from returning to base."
Clarice would have been proud of Lulu sounding a bit like herself, but she ignored it and ran off to see the issue.
Little did she know that the spirit was just slowly waking inside her box.
Oh.
My.
Hades.
Of.
Olympus.
WHAT THE HECK?! THIS THING WAS DELAYED ALL THE WAY UNTIL JUNE?!
I HATE WRITERS BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK.
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Gods, what have I done...
Never again a chapter like this. From now on, it'll take me a long time to work on this thing and my other stories, so I'm asking you guys to help me co-author this thing. I said it.
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